A Christmas Surprise [NOOK Book]

Overview

If I hear one more debutante declare that they will never marry unless it is for love, well. I shall break my quill! And we all know what happens when I break my quill. Things become very up-setting and it isn’t long before I--- Well, that is quite another story. Let this author, this matri-arch, this paragon of society guide you with her infinite wisdom. It is apparent that many of you have gotten this silly notion of love in your head, most likely from American influence, and please do not get me started on ...
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A Christmas Surprise

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Overview

If I hear one more debutante declare that they will never marry unless it is for love, well. I shall break my quill! And we all know what happens when I break my quill. Things become very up-setting and it isn’t long before I--- Well, that is quite another story. Let this author, this matri-arch, this paragon of society guide you with her infinite wisdom. It is apparent that many of you have gotten this silly notion of love in your head, most likely from American influence, and please do not get me started on those savages. The point, young dears, is that love, is silly. Take for example Lady Aleece, poor young dear never stood a chance! Can you imagine being mauled in public? By a commoner no less? Although, rumors have been running rampant that this very delicious commoner is in fact the Marquess of Somerset, I have my doubts. For one thing, a Marquess should be more unfortunate looking which is clearly not the case with Somerset. Let this be a lesson dear readers. If you marry for love, there is a very big chance that you will end up with your heart broken, or in that wretched commoners case—kidnapped (though many be-lieve he should have been killed for even breathing the same air as our fair lady). Dear readers, have I taught you nothing this holiday season?

—Mrs. Peabody’s Society Papers
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940015942637
  • Publisher: Astraea Press
  • Publication date: 11/7/2012
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 107,813
  • File size: 725 KB

Meet the Author

It was from my parents that I developed a love for books. My father, a medieval scholar, collect-ed the works of Sir Walter Scott with The Lady of the Lake, then and now my favorite. My mother collect Thomas Hardy. No comment on him.

When I was in high school I use to infuriate my English teachers by wanting to write my way, not the way they taught the class. Needless to say, I didn’t quietly rebel and usually won my ar-gument.
Later when I started writing, with a focus toward being published, I remembered what I’d learned in school. All, that is, except for comma’s which I still can’t figure out.

After much trial and a lot of errors I developed my own, I sincerely hope, unique style or voice. Of course, my style now includes writing parts of my books in a POV which threw my editor for a loop until she realized that a collie was the hero of the stories.
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  • Posted December 17, 2012

    Poor read

    This was a very poorly written story, as if the author had no direction and just sat down to write. Left many things unexplained- too many loose ends and what seemed like directional changes of the plot but lead nowhere. The language is nothing like regency era dialogue just occasionally a word is thrown in to remind you that you are still in england and the regency era, but not enough to create a proper atmosphere for the story. Characters are weak and plot confusing and ill-planned. Not worth your time unless you want to edit it and rewrite it for the publisher, who obviously forgot to do any of it.

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