A Demon And His Witch [NOOK Book]

Overview

Burning alive is nothing compared to the heat of his touch.

Roasted at the stake as a witch, while her lover watches, Ysabel sells her soul to the devil in return for revenge. A fair trade until her ex-boyfriend escapes the bowels of Hell and she’s forced to team up with a demon to fetch the jerk back.

Remy’s seen a lot of things during his tenure in Lucifer’s guard, but nothing can prepare him for the witch with the acerbic tongue--and ...

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A Demon And His Witch

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Overview

Burning alive is nothing compared to the heat of his touch.

Roasted at the stake as a witch, while her lover watches, Ysabel sells her soul to the devil in return for revenge. A fair trade until her ex-boyfriend escapes the bowels of Hell and she’s forced to team up with a demon to fetch the jerk back.

Remy’s seen a lot of things during his tenure in Lucifer’s guard, but nothing can prepare him for the witch with the acerbic tongue--and voluptuous figure. Her mouth says ‘Screw you,' but her body screams ‘Take me.’ What’s a poor demon to do when his heart makes things even more complicated by goading him to make her his, forever?

Before he can decide if his demonizing days are done, though, he needs to catch the bad guys, save the girl and then find a way to convince her to love him and not kill him.

Welcome to Hell where you’re screwed if you do and damned if don’t. And just so you know, Lucifer has a special spot reserved for you…

Warning: This story contains a sexy demon with corny pickup lines and an irritable witch who works for Satan. There is coarse language, hot scenes, twisted, religious ideology and a whole lot of giggles. Also, be warned that Lucifer is back trying to steal the show. If you possess an open mind, a good sense of humor and a tainted soul, then read at your own peril.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940033272068
  • Publisher: Eve Langlais
  • Publication date: 6/3/2012
  • Series: Welcome To Hell, #1
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 4,214
  • File size: 248 KB

Meet the Author

Hello, my name is Eve, a Canadian mom who works full time as an author. In between juggling my three kids, hubby, and housework, I pen steamy romance--usually with werewolves, cyborgs or aliens lol. I love to write, and while I don't always know what my mind is going to come up with next, I can promise it will be fun, probably humorous and most of all romantic, because I love a HEA.

Thanks so much for coming by and checking me out. If you'd like to know more, read some excerpts or find out what's coming next, then please visit me at http://www.EveLanglais.com
Or sign up for my new release email list at
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Happy reading!
Eve Langlais

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Customer Reviews

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 28, 2012

    I want to go to Hell. Too funny. Too sexy. I want that demon.

    I want to go to Hell. Too funny. Too sexy. I want that demon.

    8 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 17, 2014

    So good!

    I just finished reading this and I absolutely loved it! Its super cute and funny and I can't wait to read the next one.

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 8, 2014

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    I¿ve had a week of really heavier emotionally draining books thi

    I’ve had a week of really heavier emotionally draining books this week, and I needed something to break it all up.  This was the perfect bite of light and laughs, with sexual tension so thick you can cut it with a knife.  




    Remy is a half-demon, Lucifer’s guard actually, and is possessed of a wickedly dirty mind and mouth. Fortunately, what would be an eye roll inducing line coming from another character is laugh out loud funny, despite it all, there is a puppy-like enthusiasm and friendliness that oozes from him, keeping him from the annoying/slimy hole that he could fall into.  He is a player and a womanizer, and young for a demon, still really just a teen at 104.  




    Lucifer oh he reminds me of a cross between Gordon Gekko and George Clooney: suited up, stressing over his golf handicap, utterly and unabashedly nosy and meddlesome when it comes to his employees.  He even manages to have a healthy respect for Ysabel, the heroine and the damned witch who bartered her personal assistance to him for 500 years.  Yet, she is not entirely afraid of him: she has caught him practicing his evil smile in the mirror, and has a video of him dancing the Macarena that she isn’t afraid to barter with for her soon-to-be achieved freedom. 




    See, Ysabel was burned at the stake as a witch in the middle ages: her future mother in law was less than favorably inclined toward her.  So, in return for the 500 years of service, Ysabel sold her soul to Lucifer: he agreed to capture the souls of those who betrayed her for a punishment to be determined. 




    Less than 5 days from the end of her contract, the souls escape – and she needs to find  and recapture them, but she also needs to realize that until she catches them she will burn: go up like a candle dipped in gasoline at precisely 8:47 each day.  Central European Time. Her aflame time will increase for one minute each day, and although her hair and body will remain untouched, she will emerge in pain and naked.   But, he offers her a boon in the form of a tracker, named Remy, one of his guards.  The assignment is presented to Remy with simple instructions: “wear a cup”.  




    These two hated each other at first sight. Well, Ysabel hated, she has, not without reason, issues with men.  Remy was, as I mentioned before,  his normal dirty talking self, full of his own sexuality and anxious to share with anyone who he encounters.  It turns out, he needed the cup, and would need every ounce of his charm, good nature and skill to help Ysabel in her quest.  




    Banter is fast and furious: you can see the attraction right from the beginning, although Ysabel is fighting it, she knows that Lucifer has an ulterior motive.  The tension, action and dialog between these two is just delicious: snarky Ysabel determined to discourage Remy, and his own version of Himbo, ignoring most of the slights but getting his kicks from goading her, much like a 12 year old boy. But, when they finally do surrender to the attraction between them: it is hot! 




    The start of the Welcome to Hell series, I’m hooked and can’t wait to grab the next book. 




    I received an eBook copy from the author for purpose of honest review. I was not compensated for this review: all conclusions are my own responsibility. 
     

    2 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 20, 2014

    Humorous fast read

    First in the Welcome to Hell series. Lucifer as a matchmaker... Ysabel (a witch) and Remy (a half-demon).

    126 pages. Seems like the author likes to keep her books just over 100 pages (both Princess of Hell & Welcome to Hell series). Kinda wish they were all fleshed out a bit more.

    Read the Princess of Hell series first (starts with Lucifer's Daughter) if you want to get some more background on Lucifer and Eve Langlais's version of hell.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 12, 2014

    A Demon and His Witch

    Loved it!!! Well written with an original storyline, and all of the are characters are awesome! This book had A LOT of sexual references and some sex scenes, but it was written so comically I laughed throughout the book. Definitely want to continue reading the series!

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 5, 2012

    Great

    Can't wait for the next one in this series. Love them!!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 28, 2012

    Cute. sexy. Funny

    You know she always delivers.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 16, 2014

    Excellent writing, hilarious dialogue, sexy, an absolutely fun r

    Excellent writing, hilarious dialogue, sexy, an absolutely fun read.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 2, 2014

    Enjoyed

    I enjoyed reading this book. Short but entertaining. Don't think I'll be reading the others in this series though. To much money for a short story.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 23, 2014

    humor, fantasy, real characters great read

    it is of an adult nature but does not depend on adult nature to carry the book. This is well-written, great characters, a love story, science fiction and fantasy and fun. The first couple of pages seemed slow but then you had all the background and the story flew with unexpected curves, strengths and weaknesses in the characters, drama and laughter and I loved it. you should give it a try.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 18, 2014

    I did not enjoy this book. I thought the characters were predict

    I did not enjoy this book. I thought the characters were predictable and the story was rushed.

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  • Posted October 22, 2014

    OMG I want me a sexy demon. loved Ysabel and Remy's story.

    OMG I want me a sexy demon. loved Ysabel and Remy's story.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 21, 2014

    Outstanding

    This is now one of my favorite authors! She managed to make a 126 pgs(on my nook) short book feel like 400pg novel. Fun, sexy, loved the characters and paranormal scene. I could go on and on but I don't want to spoil it. Just read it!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 17, 2014

    great!!

    ENJOYED. Like humor in my reading, this is the second book I have read by her and enjoyed both.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 16, 2014

    Kc5051

    126 paged. I love everything this author. If you like wacky characters and funny odd ball romances, you will like this book.

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  • Posted September 27, 2014

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    This is a cute story. I've you've read Ms. Langlais's Princess o

    This is a cute story. I've you've read Ms. Langlais's Princess of Hell series (which I truly enjoyed), you will see some cameos from some characters. This is set in the same world with the same Lucifer. While this story does have some humor and sexiness, in my opinion, it isn't as much of either as was in the Princess of Hell series. I will be looking for book two of this series. I recommend looking this book up, at the time of this posting, this was free on ebook at the major retailers in the US.

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  • Posted August 29, 2014

    A funny, hot paranormal romance! Besides a very well written plo

    A funny, hot paranormal romance! Besides a very well written plot and characters, I love the snarky banter!  This is my first book by this author, but it  definitely will not be my last. Looking forward to my next trip to Hell!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 24, 2014

    Loved it

    Great story

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 5, 2014

    My new favorite

    This book is officially my new demon/witch paranormal favor. I love Lucifer and his twisted dark sense of humor this had me laughing when I was pissed and depressed. Awesome read I highly recommend it with two thumbs up and a secret handshake plus a high ten! Lol can't wait to read A demon and his psycho.

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  • Posted July 28, 2014

    Highly Recommended

    I can't wait to read the next one.

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