A Dumb Birds Field Guide to the Worst Birds Ever

by Matt Kracht Narrated by Patrick Lawlor

Overview

Notes From Your Bookseller

More dumb birds! Whether you love birds or (rightfully) hate them, Matt Kracht is back with all the cackles at the expense of our feathered friends.

We can all agree-birds are terrible. They're stupid and won't shut up.



Featuring fifty of the absolute worst birds to fly the earth, Kracht identifies each of their most terrible qualities, details exactly why they suck, and shows you why. Including all-new, all-worst fowl, such as: the absolute waste of feathers Cruddy Turdstone (Ruddy Turnstone), the utter a-hole Blank Staring-Eyes Flycrapper (Black Paradise Flycatcher), the outright loser Dowdy Woodfucker (Downy Woodpecker), and many more!



Even the author's previous bird takedown guides are no preparation for this hilariously harrowing collection of squawking, conceited, trash-eating, and even murderous idiots. The horror. The horror . . .



LOVE BIRDS? HATE BIRDS?: For those who hate birds and for bird lovers everywhere with a sense of humor, this handbook is equal parts profane and funny, and-let's face it-true.



ENTERTAINING AND EDUCATIONAL: This uproarious guide to all things wings includes tips for bird identification, musings on the avian population and classification, and more. Plus, each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more.

Editorial Reviews

From the Publisher

This field guide is all about the asides, which salt the text and appear as penciled notes alongside Mr. Kracht’s strange and hilarious paintings. Most of his humor is NSFW, not least for the sudden barks of laughter it will elicit…I was fully prepared to dislike this book; after all, I love birds. But I laughed all the way through, helplessly endorsing it, page after page.”—Julie Zickefoose for the Wall Street Journal

As seen on the the Today show!

“This field guide finally gives Northwest birds the razzing they so richly deserve….It’s worth a flip through 200 pages of name-calling, derogatory drawings and all-out diatribes, some profane from Kracht‘s fictional narrator, an anonymous, comically embittered birder.”—The Oregonian

A March Indie Next List Pick!

PRAISE FOR THE DUMB BIRDS FIELD GUIDE SERIES:

"[A] genius handbook."

―Refinery 29

". . . Sort of natural science reimagined as a spurned lover’s drunken rant."

―The Washington Post

"25 Best Gifts for Bird Lovers: If they love birds and a good laugh, this field guide could be the perfect gift. Filled with sarcastic ink drawings, critics say it'll make them laugh out loud."

―Good Housekeeping

"Full of NSFW names and descriptions for different species that'll have you LOL-ing even if you never actually go looking for said birds IRL."

―Buzzfeed

"This book exists solely to make us giggle."

―BookRiot

"Forget birdwatching, this is bird-roasting!"

―Bored Panda

"Packed with snarky illustrations that chastise the flying animals in a funny, profane way. "

―Uncrate

"If you’re looking for a laugh, some facts, and an introduction to plenty a bird that you didn’t know existed, this series of books and the calendar are sure to please."

―Geek Mom

"You need this book if you want to lighten up your birdwatching."

―Northwest Arkansas Democrat Gazette

Product Details

BN ID:	2940193607298
Publisher:	Tantor Audio
Publication date:	03/11/2025
Edition description:	Unabridged

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