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A Hitman, A Chopstick And A Darlek
     

A Hitman, A Chopstick And A Darlek

by Dan W.Griffin
 
Have you ever been awoken at three in the morning by a psychopath in your flat?

Overview

Have you ever been awoken at three in the morning by a psychopath in your flat?

Product Details

BN ID:
2940044479401
Publisher:
Dan W.Griffin
Publication date:
12/11/2012
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
File size:
199 KB

Meet the Author

If you have ever wondered what it would be like to crash a fairground ride, upset the Russian mob, humiliate yourself in front of two and a half million people, fall asleep on a push-bike, pole dance, be Santa Claus, be run out of town by more gangsters intent on snapping your legs like Twiglets, receive a VIP tour of The Whitehouse, forge an identity, be fired from the same job twice in as many days, make a movie with an Oscar-nominated Hollywood actress, have a crazed psycho break into your flat at 3am intent on causing you serious physical aggravation with a screwdriver, fleece a pensioner out of their hard-saved cash, be pursued by the paparazzi, simultaneously implode three companies, make weaponised plutonium or be normal...then you're no longer alone. Welcome to Danland.

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