A Pizza The Size of The Sun

I'm Miss Misinformation, it's my gratifying task to tell you all you need to know, you only need to ask. The seas are thick with elephants the skies are purple straw, you measure with an octopus, you hammer with a saw.

Rat for lunch! Rat for lunch! Yum! Delicious! Munch munch munch! One by one or by the bunch-Rat, oh rat, oh rat for lunch!

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A Pizza The Size of The Sun

I'm Miss Misinformation, it's my gratifying task to tell you all you need to know, you only need to ask. The seas are thick with elephants the skies are purple straw, you measure with an octopus, you hammer with a saw.

Rat for lunch! Rat for lunch! Yum! Delicious! Munch munch munch! One by one or by the bunch-Rat, oh rat, oh rat for lunch!

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A Pizza The Size of The Sun

A Pizza The Size of The Sun

by Jack Prelutsky

Narrated by Jack Prelutsky

Unabridged — 56 minutes

A Pizza The Size of The Sun

A Pizza The Size of The Sun

by Jack Prelutsky

Narrated by Jack Prelutsky

Unabridged — 56 minutes

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Overview

I'm Miss Misinformation, it's my gratifying task to tell you all you need to know, you only need to ask. The seas are thick with elephants the skies are purple straw, you measure with an octopus, you hammer with a saw.

Rat for lunch! Rat for lunch! Yum! Delicious! Munch munch munch! One by one or by the bunch-Rat, oh rat, oh rat for lunch!


Editorial Reviews

Kirkus Reviews

A collection of well over 100 poems that pop and sparkle like firecrackers, well up to the standard set by this team's Something BIG Has Been Here (1990) and The New Kid on the Block (1984).

The poems vary—some are little packets of energy ("Sardines": "Their daily lives are bland,/and if they land—/they're canned") while others allow readers to take a stroll through their treasure-filled lines. Prelutsky puts his obvious delight in words to work, employing backwards writing and mirror writing, different typefaces and font sizes, unconventional typesetting, and unfamiliar words—children will scramble to find out what a manticore is and why its eyeballs might be nutritious. The poems' subjects range from spaghetti seeds, to a flock of defiant pigeons, to more philosophical musings: "I'm drifting through negative space,/a frown on my lack of a face,/attempting to hear/with a tenuous ear/what nobody says in this place." Prelutsky loosens his agile imagination in words, while around the pages cavort Stevenson's interpretive line drawings, shimmy-shimmying to the beat. Terrific.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940173551818
Publisher: HarperCollins
Publication date: 04/10/2007
Edition description: Unabridged
Age Range: 5 - 8 Years

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A Pizza the Size of the Sun

I'm making a pizza the size of the sun,
a pizza that's sure to weigh more than a ton,
a pizza too massive to pick up and toss,
a pizza resplendent with oceans of sauce.

I'm topping my pizza with mountains of cheese,
with acres of peppers, pimentos and peas,
with mushrooms, tomatoes, and sausage galore,
with every last olive they had at the store.

My pizza is sure to be one of a kind,
my pizza will leave other pizzas behind,
my pizza will be a delectable treat
that all who love pizza are welcome to eat.

The oven is hot, I believe it will take
a year and a half for my pizza to bake.
I hardly can wait till my pizza is done,
my wonderful pizza the size of the sun.


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