A Real Boy [NOOK Book]

Overview

Carlo Collodi (author of Pinocchio) will be spinning in his Tuscan grave, although possibly not as fast as Walt Disney. The Brothers Grimm may be feeling a little dizzy as well…

Lonely woodcarver Joseph, purveyor of fine hand-crafted goods to the BDSM market, decides to craft the ultimate sex toy, a life-size wooden Boy. Unfortunately Joseph's Boy has a mind of his own...

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A Real Boy

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Overview

Carlo Collodi (author of Pinocchio) will be spinning in his Tuscan grave, although possibly not as fast as Walt Disney. The Brothers Grimm may be feeling a little dizzy as well…

Lonely woodcarver Joseph, purveyor of fine hand-crafted goods to the BDSM market, decides to craft the ultimate sex toy, a life-size wooden Boy. Unfortunately Joseph's Boy has a mind of his own...

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940000798713
  • Publisher: JL Merrow
  • Publication date: 12/11/2009
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 34,589
  • File size: 264 KB

Meet the Author

JL MERROW is that rare beast: an English person who refuses to drink tea. Having grown up by the seaside, she also loathes fish and chips. She read Natural Sciences at Cambridge, where she learned many things, chief amongst which was that she never wanted to see the inside of a lab ever again. Her one regret is that she never mastered the ability of punting one-handed whilst holding a glass of champagne.She writes across genres, with a preference for contemporaries and the paranormal, and is frequently accused of humour.
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Customer Reviews

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 20, 2012

    Entertained

    I only wish there could have been a second round.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 3, 2011

    Boy?

    How old is the "boy" in question children do not interest me and neither do pedo stories. If he is just younger but still grow I'd be fully interested can anyone please let me know.

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted October 1, 2011

    more from this reviewer

    Hysterical and erotic

    I haven't smiled that much while reading a story in a long time. It takes me back to the days before being in love with someone under 25 didn't automatically make you a pedophile, and people of average intelligence could tell the difference between fantasy and reality. If you've ever been hopelessly in love wiith a beautiful boy, or just wished you could be, chances are you'll love this light-hearted, pun-filled frolic as much as I did.

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 9, 2013

    For once Pinnochio is interesting.

    For once Pinnochio is interesting.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 15, 2012

    Started off way below average, but had a decent enough conclusio

    Started off way below average, but had a decent enough conclusion. The writing needs more polish, but the general story was okay.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 2, 2012

    LMAO!!!

    I loved it, this story put a daring twist to a clasic tale

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 19, 2011

    WHO?!?!

    Umm... I really wish my friend didn't recommend this book to me. Even though it was free........I will never get get the images out of my mind ever again.

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted October 5, 2011

    Stupid

    This book Is the worst book I ever read!

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted September 17, 2011

    Loved it!

    I loved it but it is not for all ages! Lol

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 12, 2011

    Dont waste your time

    Even though it was free, I have lost 15 mins of my time never to be recovered. I kept hoping all the way to the end that it will pickup and make sense, only to be disapointed. If I could I wont give it back.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted May 13, 2011

    Corretion of last review

    Felt the need to state this is NOT a book for any age reader. Strictly X raded.

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted April 20, 2011

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    Very Short Story

    was a 23 page book wish there was more seemed to be written for a teenager to read but is ok for all ages

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 28, 2012

    No

    Boring. Painful to read so boring

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 29, 2012

    BORING

    Make something else!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASEHORBILE

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 7, 2012

    Blah

    Silly not sexy.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 23, 2011

    Ugh!

    Um.......no comment......

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 23, 2011

    GROSS

    Ok, so a perverted sex toy maker makes a boy out of wood to satisfy himself, but it turns out to be able to talk. It's like a perverted version of pinochio. In the end, the boy turns real when he has sex with the toy maker, and asks for a splanking. It was homosexual male porn. DISKUSTING! And for that reader who said that this was for all ages, I have to say what kind of kid would understand let alone be permitted to read that stuff. I myself am still a kid. Sadly, i'm not ignorent of the ways of the world. For parents who think that their kids have "vergin" eyes, sad to say most know about this stuff. I don't live in the hood, the worst crime I've ever had near my home is a robbery. GROSS book. Do not read. I wish we diddn't have to put up at least one star.

    0 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted May 30, 2011

    Disappointment

    It sounded promising in the description!

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 7, 2011

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    Posted February 16, 2011

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