A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster: But Still Wanting a Tomorrow
A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster is a raw, lyrical, and emotionally charged memoir by David Kitzmiller—the first installment in his four-part Dealing with the Toaster series. Equal parts road trip, breakdown, and unexpected love story, this is the brutally honest account of one man's brush with the edge... and the one strange, beautiful week that pulled him back.

Set against the backdrop of Sydney's vibrant streets and a nine-day Australian cruise, David sets off not for healing—but simply to breathe. What he finds is something much more complicated: an unexpected weekend romance that ignites a wildfire of longing, regret, and self-reflection. What begins as a fleeting connection quickly unravels into a deeper confrontation with the grief, addiction, loneliness, and broken relationships he has tried for years to bury.

David doesn't just write about pain—he invites you to sit in it with him. Every chapter opens another vein: from the loss of family to the numbing grip of depression, to the chaos of love and the hard-earned lessons of aging. But somehow, in between the darkness, he finds time to laugh. And you will too. With biting humor and glimpses of absurdity, he balances the heavy with the hilarious, finding slivers of joy in cruise ship chaos, misfired romantic gestures, and his own relentless inner dialogue.

Interwoven throughout the memoir are pieces of poetry—unfiltered, aching, and deeply human. These poems add an extra layer of introspection, pulling you even further into the storm of his mind and the search for something resembling peace.

A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster isn't about being saved. It's about choosing not to drown. It's about clawing your way through heartbreak, self-loathing, and mental illness, and still managing to find something worth waking up for. Honest, intense, and laced with dark humor, this memoir will break you open, shake you awake, and maybe—just maybe—help you hold on a little longer.
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A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster: But Still Wanting a Tomorrow
A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster is a raw, lyrical, and emotionally charged memoir by David Kitzmiller—the first installment in his four-part Dealing with the Toaster series. Equal parts road trip, breakdown, and unexpected love story, this is the brutally honest account of one man's brush with the edge... and the one strange, beautiful week that pulled him back.

Set against the backdrop of Sydney's vibrant streets and a nine-day Australian cruise, David sets off not for healing—but simply to breathe. What he finds is something much more complicated: an unexpected weekend romance that ignites a wildfire of longing, regret, and self-reflection. What begins as a fleeting connection quickly unravels into a deeper confrontation with the grief, addiction, loneliness, and broken relationships he has tried for years to bury.

David doesn't just write about pain—he invites you to sit in it with him. Every chapter opens another vein: from the loss of family to the numbing grip of depression, to the chaos of love and the hard-earned lessons of aging. But somehow, in between the darkness, he finds time to laugh. And you will too. With biting humor and glimpses of absurdity, he balances the heavy with the hilarious, finding slivers of joy in cruise ship chaos, misfired romantic gestures, and his own relentless inner dialogue.

Interwoven throughout the memoir are pieces of poetry—unfiltered, aching, and deeply human. These poems add an extra layer of introspection, pulling you even further into the storm of his mind and the search for something resembling peace.

A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster isn't about being saved. It's about choosing not to drown. It's about clawing your way through heartbreak, self-loathing, and mental illness, and still managing to find something worth waking up for. Honest, intense, and laced with dark humor, this memoir will break you open, shake you awake, and maybe—just maybe—help you hold on a little longer.
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A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster: But Still Wanting a Tomorrow

A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster: But Still Wanting a Tomorrow

by David Kitzmiller
A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster: But Still Wanting a Tomorrow

A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster: But Still Wanting a Tomorrow

by David Kitzmiller

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A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster is a raw, lyrical, and emotionally charged memoir by David Kitzmiller—the first installment in his four-part Dealing with the Toaster series. Equal parts road trip, breakdown, and unexpected love story, this is the brutally honest account of one man's brush with the edge... and the one strange, beautiful week that pulled him back.

Set against the backdrop of Sydney's vibrant streets and a nine-day Australian cruise, David sets off not for healing—but simply to breathe. What he finds is something much more complicated: an unexpected weekend romance that ignites a wildfire of longing, regret, and self-reflection. What begins as a fleeting connection quickly unravels into a deeper confrontation with the grief, addiction, loneliness, and broken relationships he has tried for years to bury.

David doesn't just write about pain—he invites you to sit in it with him. Every chapter opens another vein: from the loss of family to the numbing grip of depression, to the chaos of love and the hard-earned lessons of aging. But somehow, in between the darkness, he finds time to laugh. And you will too. With biting humor and glimpses of absurdity, he balances the heavy with the hilarious, finding slivers of joy in cruise ship chaos, misfired romantic gestures, and his own relentless inner dialogue.

Interwoven throughout the memoir are pieces of poetry—unfiltered, aching, and deeply human. These poems add an extra layer of introspection, pulling you even further into the storm of his mind and the search for something resembling peace.

A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster isn't about being saved. It's about choosing not to drown. It's about clawing your way through heartbreak, self-loathing, and mental illness, and still managing to find something worth waking up for. Honest, intense, and laced with dark humor, this memoir will break you open, shake you awake, and maybe—just maybe—help you hold on a little longer.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9798341839397
Publisher: Barnes & Noble Press
Publication date: 12/03/2024
Series: Dealing with the Toaster , #1
Pages: 278
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.69(d)

About the Author

Hailing from the heartland of Indiana, David Kitzmiller has been tangling with words since the age of twelve—when most kids were just trying to survive gym class. A veteran wordsmith with the scars to prove it, David writes like a man who's wrestled with life and occasionally lost but always came back swinging.

Formally soaked in rum and baptized by heartbreak, his work is an unfiltered mix of raw emotion, jagged humor, and the lingering scent of regret. Whether he's exploring the teeth-grinding ache of depression, the self-inflicted wounds of love, or the beautiful disaster of lust, David doesn't pull punches. He writes because he has to—because some things were too ugly to ignore and too true to forget.

David has stomped across the globe, absorbing stories, chasing chaos, and forever falling back in love with Mexico. He dreams of adding more stamps to his passport and more stories to chase down, alleys, across borders, and through late-night diner booths.

When he's not fighting with the voices in his head, David is surviving life with his family, four suspicious cats, and four loyal dogs who understand him better than most humans ever have.

And for the record, he firmly believes that pizza toppings go on top of the cheese. Unless it's a deep dish. He's broken, not lawless.
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