Ms. Laurie, stick to your day job
This book is absolutely horrible. I picked it up because the plot seemed interesting, the characters intriguing, and it seemed like one of those funny, brain candy types of books I like to indulge in once in awhile. I was seriously disappointed. The plot is not bad, but where the **&%$@#!! was the editor? A good editor (heck, even a half-way decent one) could have edited out all the extra nonsense (and there's a lot of it) and shaped this into a relatively interesting story. But I saw no evidence that this had ever been edited by anyone, including the author. First, Ms. Laurie has a punctuation obsession. One of my biggest pet peeves is the overuse of exclamation marks,and my second biggest pet peeve is the use of the combo punctuation: !!??. God how I hate that. It signifies to me that you are NOT a professional writer and are, perhaps, about 12 years old and still dot your "i"s with little hearts. This book is full of characters who rarely say anything without it ending with a hysterical "!!!???". Plus, Abby is not all that interesting. You would think she would be, since she is a "psychic intuitive," but she isn't. I don't like her and that is the author's fault for not developing her character into a person I can relate to or find interesting. The lame on-again/off-again romance with Dutch the hot police detective (how cliche--which is why he isn't interesting either) is boring and makes me wonder if Ms. Laurie meant to write a romance novel instead of a--well, whatever this dumb novel is. I don't even like the dog and generally I like animals in a story, but the author refers to the dog more than the crime/mystery that Abby should be solving. I know when the dog eats. I know what the dog eats. I know when he is happy or agitated. The dog is mentioned too much. Plus his name (Eggy) is stupid. The psychic aspect of the novel is also not as interesting as I thought it would be. Since Ms. Laurie is a real-life psychic (at least she thinks she is), I figured this aspect of the novel would be more fleshed out, but it's not. Abby calls her spiritual guides her "crew," which makes me think of the guys in orange hats and vests who pour asphalt and block off the fast lane on the highway. Why crew? It makes them/her insights sound ridiculous and not to be taken seriously. Also, every time her "crew" tells her that someone is lying to her (or she lies to someone else), the author writes this phrase: "Liar, liar, pants on fire..." Now, the first couple of times I thought that was funny and reasonably witty/clever. After about 20 times of it, reading those words is simply IRRITATING. Couldn't she come up with something else? The pace of the novel is also bad. Abby gets the feeling that she should leave town (which is dumb anyway--way to mess up the suspense) and then there's big long section of background information about her sister, their parents, all stuff you don't care about in the middle of a supposedly suspenseful novel. This novel is BORING. There is no suspense. Because events are set up so clumsily, you know when something bad is going to happen and you pretty much know what it is. There is very little mystery to this mystery novel. I HATED almost every minute I spent reading this terrible novel. It is badly written, poorly constructed, and by the end you don't care two figs about the characters or the mystery. I won't buy another "Psychic Eye."
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