The Accidental Human

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Wanda Schwartz is raking in the dough selling Bobbie-Sue Cosmetics—and she's a pro at recruiting new saleswomen. So, she's shocked when a man comes to one of her in—home parties-a very hot man. Heath Jefferson is sure to put some extra spin into a lot of women's color wheels.

When Wanda is diagnosed with a terminal illness, it doesn't have to be a death sentence. With a werewolf and a vampire for best friends, she has options that most ordinary people wouldn't. As Wanda ponders ...

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The Accidental Human (Accidentals Series #3)

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Overview

Wanda Schwartz is raking in the dough selling Bobbie-Sue Cosmetics—and she's a pro at recruiting new saleswomen. So, she's shocked when a man comes to one of her in—home parties-a very hot man. Heath Jefferson is sure to put some extra spin into a lot of women's color wheels.

When Wanda is diagnosed with a terminal illness, it doesn't have to be a death sentence. With a werewolf and a vampire for best friends, she has options that most ordinary people wouldn't. As Wanda ponders what to do about her mortality, Heath reveals he has secrets, and one of them is that his former bloodlust has turned into an old-fashioned lust—for Wanda. And he's already given up too much to lose the love of his lifetimes.

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"With emotion, laughter and some pathos, Cassidy serves up another winner!" —-RT Book Reviews
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781494501891
  • Publisher: Tantor Media, Inc.
  • Publication date: 5/21/2014
  • Series: Accidentally Paranormal Series , #3
  • Format: CD
  • Edition description: Unabridged CD
  • Product dimensions: 6.40 (w) x 5.30 (h) x 1.10 (d)

Meet the Author


Dakota Cassidy is the nationally bestselling author of the Plum Orchard series, the Ex Trophy Wives series, and the Hell series, among other novels. She lives in Oregon.

Meredith Mitchell is an actress who has performed in film, in television, and on stage. Her film work includes Mona Lisa Smile and The Reunion. She has recorded numerous audiobooks, including the audio version of Vanity Fair magazine.

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  • Posted February 23, 2009

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    The Accidental Human by Dakota Cassidy

    I laughed, I cried, and I smiled. "The Accidental Human" is Dakota Cassidy's final novel in her 'Accidental' series and it's a great ending to a series that combines heaping doses of humor, hot sex, and paranormal happily ever afters.

    Wanda is the peacemaker of her two friends. They all met when they signed up to sell Bobbie-Sue cosmetics. Nina, the brash one, was accidentally made a vampire; and Marty, the go-getter, was accidentally bitten by a werewolf. So now Wanda is the lone human who still spends her time refereeing between the two others in their crazy trio. Wanda still sells Bobbie-Sue, she even got a car, and she credits her lists for helping her make all the important decisions and keep her life on track. But the one thing that never came up in her lists is what to do if you're diagnosed with a terminal disease. And wouldn't you know it, fate picks NOW to have her meet the man of her (and pretty much anyone's) dreams. What to do? Make a list! And make having wild and fantastic sex her number one 'to do' before she dies.

    Even with all the humor, the tight bond between these three women shines through in their stories. Wanda's hopes and fears are entirely realistic, even when set in Cassidy's crazy paranormal world. I want to have drinks with these three...and trash men while we do it. Then go home and do the 'wild thing' with my hubby and plan to meet again next week to out-brag the others!

    The author threw in a couple of twists that I wasn't expecting, and they certainly increased my enjoyment of her story. I really did laugh out loud, and I really did cry (my hubby wanted to know if I was OK) as I read about Wanda's choices and the decisions she had to make. The ending was surprising and wonderful and all three of these books are headed for my groaning keeper shelf.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 6, 2009

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    The final ¿accidental¿ paranormal romance is a delightful, at times droll, contemporary tale

    Wanda Schwartz is still in disbelief from her best friends' conversion into the paranormal; Marty Andrews has become THE ACCIDENTAL WEREWOLF and Nina Blackman is now a vampire having become ACCIDENTALLY DEAD. Wanda just wants to remain boringly human.<BR/><BR/>However, Wanda is stunned when she learns she is terminally ill. She vows to live a normal human life to the fullest and hide her condition from her two best friends as long as possible. She meets Heath Jefferson, who wants to sell Bobbie-Sue Cosmetics. He is strange in a nice way but his manservant Archibald seems even odder; also in a nice way. Wanda thinks he is perfect for her final fling before she dies; Heath may be in full blooded lust, but has a different opinion.<BR/><BR/>The final ¿accidental¿ paranormal romance (see ACCIDENTALLY DEAD and THE ACCIDENTAL WEREWOLF) is a delightful, at times droll, contemporary tale starring a decidedly human heroine and Heath (read the book to learn who he is). Fans will laugh at her ¿F**k List¿ that needs some revision once Heath proves he knows his cosmic cosmetic colors. Dakota Cassidy provides a fitting twisted ending to this amusingly warm urban romantic fantasy.<BR/><BR/>Harriet Klausner

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 12, 2014

    4 star.

    I've read this entire series, and there are some things to love, and some to hate. Nina, for example, never grows as a character, even after this book where she falls in love. Every book after has Nina throwing temper tantrum after tantrum over nothing. There are phrases this author uses in every damn book she has written, and they get old quickly. Cheeerist, Jesus in a mini skirt, for crap's sake, f*cked and feathered, etc. While she has some good ideas, its like she is writing the same character over and over again. I'd really like to see this author attempt a new character and dialog. Marty almost entirely disappears after this book, in one case, literally.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 29, 2012

    Loved it

    This book launched my love of dakota cassidy. Funny, great characters,and a downright scary understanding of color wheels.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 26, 2012

    Kats uncle and aunts house

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 14, 2012

    Greatstory

    I lost a couple nights of sleep reading the series...hilarious...

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 6, 2011

    Love the author. Great Read!!!

    I read a lot in my spare time and when I am at work...so reading comes naturally to me. What was great it is always had me on my toes and ingrossed in the read.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 6, 2011

    perfect paranormal romance book

    If you like romance, paranormal, a good laugh, friendship, etc... this book is for you. loved it!

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  • Posted July 19, 2010

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    OMG I LOVE IT

    this was by far the best one it was so romantic they way wanda and heath came together was a great

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  • Posted March 1, 2010

    The best so far

    I loved the first two books, but this one definitely is my favorite. Wanda was great, she did what she had to do to get by and enjoyed herself when she had to also. And not to mention Heath, he is the best of all the guys. Because of his circumstances I love his outlook on life and it makes a good change from the extra macho men from the first two books. I read this book in as few sittings as I could. It was hard to put it down. The storyline is different than the first two, which were pretty much the same with different paranormals and much more enjoyable.

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  • Posted July 18, 2009

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    Awesome book!!!

    Im still reading it. But I LOVE IT!! With every page you want to read more and more. Its a love story, but its more realistic than "Oh, ive known you for 2 days and I love you and cant live without you!"
    If you dont like swearing in books. I would stay away. Other than that, I think its an amazing book!!

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  • Posted July 3, 2009

    Great Writing.

    This book is the last in a great trio of books from this author. The writing is refreshing and with good humor. It was an easy read.

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  • Posted July 1, 2009

    The AccidentalHuman by Dacota Cassidy

    The book was funny and very entertaining. I enjoyed reading it and I would read more by Dakota Cassidy. I especially liked the off beat nature of her writing.

    I have also read her latest book Kiss & Hell and I found it to be equally amusing.

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  • Posted May 2, 2009

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    don't bother

    This was cute the first time. The 3rd time of re-using the same plot. It is too sickly sweet, too whatever. I enjoyed the first one, kind of... The synopsis was interesting. The result was not. I think I read 5 pages total and that was by thumbing through the book trying to get interested. The characters were too predictable. The finish was far too "pat" to generate any kind of interest or happiness for the characters. I admire the author's tenacity, but doubt if I will buy another of her books.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 2, 2009

    Great conclusion

    Great conclusion to the series.

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  • Posted May 2, 2009

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    The Accidental Human is a Great Read!

    Dakota Cassidy, author of companion stories Accidental Werewolf and Accidentally Dead, manages to write a funny paranormal-romance with an unusual perspective. There are no stereo type characters in any of this series though early on in the story you might think there are. This is a series that makes one wish the author could write a book per month - unfortunately we just have to wait. Dakota Cassidy is on my list of atuthors that I keep tabs on for upcomming releases. A Great Read!

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  • Posted April 28, 2009

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    I Loved It!

    I've read the other two Accidental books and liked them just as much.

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  • Posted April 28, 2009

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    She has done it again!

    I laughed until I cried or snorted! I have had friends in my life like Wanda,Nina and Marty. The make-up freak, the bully with a soft heart and the one to bloom late or come into their time. I loved it and will continue to read more of her next books . I recommend them to the adult who has no problem with hot,sexy adventure and fun!

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  • Posted April 14, 2009

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    Much Improved!

    After a not so inventive second book, I am happy to say that Wanda didn't accidentially get bitten by anything in the same form or fashion as her friends in the first two books. I laughed and cried during several parts of this book. I look forward to reading other books by the author.

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  • Posted April 6, 2009

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    Good book

    Funny.... good entertainment :) Highly recommended... waiting to see what the next book will be :)

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