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Accidentally Married to...A Vampire? [NOOK Book]

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This is book 2 in the New York Times and USA Today bestselling paranormal romance Accidentally Yours series.

"If you love her, set her free. If she comes back, she's yours. If she doesn't...Christ! Stubborn woman! Hunt her down, and bring her the hell back; she's still yours according to vampire law."

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Overview

This is book 2 in the New York Times and USA Today bestselling paranormal romance Accidentally Yours series.

"If you love her, set her free. If she comes back, she's yours. If she doesn't...Christ! Stubborn woman! Hunt her down, and bring her the hell back; she's still yours according to vampire law."

- Niccolo DiConti, General of the Vampire Queen's Army.

After a three-century "time out," legendary vampire Niccolo DiConti vows to fulfill an ancient prophecy and, along the way, defeat the demented queen of the damned. All he has to do is find his human mate, seduce her into agreeing to become a vampire, and bond her to him forever. Luckily, he's handsome, charming, and mind-blowing in bed. How hard could this be?

On vacation in sultry Mexico, biologist Helena Strauss makes the discovery of a lifetime when she meets Niccolo-and finds herself caught in a world of supernatural secrets and dangerous delights. Even more shocking is that he seems to know everything about her and claims her as his true immortal companion. Sure, she can't take her eyes-or mouth-off this gorgeous, perfect being. But can a hot-blooded gal like her really settle down with a cold-hearted vampire?

90,000 words

The Accidentally Yours Series

BOOK 1: Accidentally in Love with...a God?
BOOK 2: Accidentally Married to...a Vampire?
BOOK 3: Sun God Seeks...Surrogate?
BOOK 3.5: Accidentally...Evil? (a Novella)
BOOK 4: Vampires Need Not...Apply?
BOOK 4.5: Accidentally...Cimil? (a Novella) (Coming in January 2014)
BOOK 5: Accidentally...Over? (Coming in August 2014)
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Editorial Reviews

RT Book Reviews on VAMPIRES NEED NOT...APPLY?
"Strikes a balance between outrageous humor and a thoroughly satisfying love story with aplomb...it won't be difficult to fall for Ixtab and her remarkable transformation, not to mention the thoroughly endearing secondary characters and their scene-stealing plotlines."
http://vampirebookclub.net/ on VAMPIRES NEED NOT...APPLY?
"I cannot possibly put in one review all of the reasons you should read Vampires Need Not...Apply? Mimi Jean Pamfiloff is a master, perfectly balancing hotness (Antonio is just the tip of the iceberg) and humor."
http://herdingcats-burningsoup.blogspot.com/ on ACCIDENTALLY...EVIL?
"If you're looking for a read that's a little bit silly, a little bit sexy and a whole lot of fun you need to pick Accidentally...Evil? up. I'm off to pick up the other three now. Damn it was a funny one. "
http://romancing-the-book.com/ on ACCIDENTALLY...EVIL?
"I really love the Accidentally Yours series. I just never know what will happen next."
http://romancing-the-book.com/ on SUN GOD SEEKS...SURROGATE?
"I want to read the next book in the series so bad. I hope I can handle the wait. It just seems that I get deeper and deeper into this series."
http://romancing-the-book.com/ on ACCIDENTALLY MARRIED TO...A VAMPIRE?
"I can't wait to read the next one."
http://romancing-the-book.com/ on ACCIDENTALLY IN LOVE WITH...A GOD?
"If you like sexy Gods and nonstop adventure this is the book for you...Once you read this one you will want to read the next."
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781455546954
  • Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
  • Publication date: 3/5/2013
  • Series: Accidentally Yours , #2
  • Sold by: Hachette Digital, Inc.
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 288
  • Sales rank: 17,642
  • File size: 2 MB

Meet the Author

The New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Author of Paranormal Romance.

Before taking up a permanent residence in the San Francisco Bay Area, Mimi spent time living near NYC (became a shopaholic), in Mexico City (developed a taste for very spicy food), and Arizona (now hates jumping chollas, but pines for sherbet sunsets). Her love of pre-Hispanic culture, big cities, and romance inspires her to write when she's not busy with kids, hubby, work, and life...or getting sucked into a juicy novel.

She hopes that someday, leather pants for men will make a big comeback and that her writing might make you laugh when you need it most.

You can learn more at:
http://www.mimijean.net/
Twitter: @MimiJeanRomance
Facebook: http://facebook.com/Mimi-Jean/218935048190356
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Customer Reviews

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  • Posted March 4, 2012

    Cimil is Back

    Mimi Jean Pamfiloff has done it again. ACCIDENTALLY IN LOVE WITH…A GOD? is her first book in the Accidentally Yours Series. Terrific. ACCIDENTALLY MARRIED TO…A VAMPIRE? is the second novel, and like the first, it is steamy, romantic, fast-paced, and laugh-out-loud funny. In this book, we have a new heroine, Helena. She is an evolutionary biologist on vacation in Bacalar, Southern Mexico. She misses her bus and is stuck in a Mayan jungle on a dark, lonely road. Suddenly, she is drawn to a voice calling to her. With great trepidation, she follows the voice into the jungle. There she finds . . . . Well, our normal girl from Santa Cruz, California, gets involved with some bizarre people . . . scratch that . . . immortals, through no choice of her own. We are treated again to the hysterically funny Cimil, Goddess of the Underworld. I love Cimil. She is afraid of bugs, adores a good bargain (especially garages sales), loves the color pink, and has the ability to see all possible outcomes of the future. She is dangerous and has more than a few screws loose. Then there is Niccolo DiConti, who is our incredible vampire. He is called the Executioner, General of the Vampire Queen's army. And there is the cruel and crazy Reyna, the Vampire Queen. Last, but not least, there is sexy Andrus, a dangerous Demilord. Both Niccolo and Andrus are in love with Helena, and they are not about to let her go. So, how does a mortal get away from all of these immortal, fearsome creatures? Especially when she is not really sure she wants to? Accidentally getting married to a vampire is one thing. It is another thing when the vampire in question is dangerous, drop-dead gorgeous, and has her completely mesmerized. So how do you get a divorce from said vampire when there is some kind of cosmic bond holding you to him? Have fun.

    37 out of 39 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 10, 2012

    Hilarious!

    I don't even remember how I found this book but I thought what can go wrong for $1... and now I actually feel bad for having only paid that much for such a hilarious book! The least I can do is give it a good review and buy the other ones in the series which I most definitely will.

    The book is honestly laugh out loud funny. The characters are well developed and the romance is steamy... what more do you need? Maybe I should complain about the mentioning of Were-Smurfs because I couldn't stop laughing for the next half hour but I survived. I also loved that the funny quirks are totally out of the blue and never forced.

    Altogether very refreshing and tremendously entertaining!

    23 out of 26 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 18, 2012

    Found a Great New Author

    The only author I have found who can make my laugh on one page just to sniffle on the very next page. With the added bonus ( ? ) of getting an old 80's song stuck in my head for an entire day from one paragraph! (Don't let that dissuade you, it's actually enjoyable. And makes people thinking you're either extremely happy or crazy as a goddess!)

    18 out of 21 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 13, 2012

    Wow...what a fantastic book! I bought this after reading the oth

    Wow...what a fantastic book! I bought this after reading the others' reviews... I am a lover of paranormal romance and figured I couldn't go wrong with a $1 book. I stayed up until 2 a.m. the next morning reading!! Like another commenter sad...after reading this book I cannot BELIEVE I only paid $1 for it!! This book far exceeded my expectations. So funny, yet so passionate. The writing was refreshingly mature and steamy. The characters were so easy to fall in love with! Halfway through this book, I clicked right back to the Nook store and bought book one- and I can guarantee I'll be buying subsequent books by this author. I am a huge 'endings' person with books...and I absolutely LOVED the way this book ended. I've recommended this series to some of my fellow paranormal-loving mom friends on my moms' group website as well. :)

    10 out of 10 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 6, 2012

    Good 2nd book

    Really good,couldnt put it down

    10 out of 10 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 17, 2012

    Can't wait for the next!!

    I really love the ending. Bring on the next!

    7 out of 8 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted March 15, 2012

    Can't wait for the next one!

    Can't wait for the next one!

    7 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 9, 2012

    Great series!

    I love this series and cant wait for the next book!

    6 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 21, 2012

    A must read

    I was surprised how great the story line was this has been one of the best books i have read in a while. Very hard to put down, im looking forward to reading more!

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 17, 2012

    A very fun read5 A very fun Avery A very fun read!

    Funny,sexy - a great escape!

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted April 29, 2012

    And we have another WINNER!! Mimi Jean Pamfiloff doesn't fail w

    And we have another WINNER!! Mimi Jean Pamfiloff doesn't fail when it comes to a well-crafted tale that will have you running the gamut of emotions! Just don't try reading this one anywhere that the ocassional guffaw or sniffle will reward you with strange looks... because you will find yourself doing both! Thank you, Mimi! I'm looking forward to book three, because as another reviewer here has also said... I'm now a lifelong fan!

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 10, 2012

    Amusing twist on paranormal romance

    Humor and quirky sense of plot development makes for a delightful read without the usual reliance on steamy scenes to carry the paranormal love story. Can't wait for the next one!

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 10, 2012

    AWSOME!

    I love this book! I couldnt put it down the author does an amazing job keeping you on the edge of your seat. I highly recomend this book to everyone who enjoys romance, action, and comedy in a book.

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 29, 2012

    Great read!

    Thank you so much Mimi! This book had me lol'ing into the wee hours of the night, Ive even reread it! The next book by Miss Mimi will be more exciting to me than the Hunger Games movie, and I love me some Hunger Games. -Huge Fan

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 21, 2012

    FANTASTIC

    Just a great book that does its job, to take the reader away......
    To another place. another time, another reality. Isnt that what we really want? To be swept away from our own lives for just a little while. Just like a tiny e-reader vacation. How wonderful!!!!!!!

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 21, 2012

    First book was excellent but this one far surpassed it. Can't wa

    First book was excellent but this one far surpassed it. Can't wait for the next one!

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 21, 2012

    Try it

    There were so many crazy turns in this. Every time I thought I had something figured out the direction changed. "Aunt Cimil"
    is a total nut and I loved her. This book made me laugh. I am going back to get the 1st book in the series and look forward to the 3rd later this yeat.

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 20, 2012

    Love this series!!!!!!

    I'm a fast and avid reader I loved the characters!!! Cimil is my fave!

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 19, 2012

    Wonderfull

    I could not put this book or book 2 down! Please hurry with book 3!



    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 6, 2012

    LOVE!

    I was so excited to hear that Mimi Jean had put-out another book and I am so excited to say that it is just as awesome as the first one! I love her writing style. I love that the book is playful and romantic and adventurous all in one. This is one of those books that you read to relax and just get lost. Love this book so much and hope to see more by Mimi Jean!

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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