Finally, one joke book about M.C.B.s…Mentally Challenged Blondes. Acme’s House of Humor: Totally Blonde Jokes includes blonde jokes, blonde short stories, blonde politically incorrect one-liners, test for blonde and Q & A for blondes. Secured from thousands of e-mails, surveys, and unfortunate first-hand experiences…this is a one-stop volume for the most diverse variety of Dumb Blonde Humor (D.B.H.)!
Learn how dumb blondes deal with everything from dating and cramps to such complicated items as diets sodas, counting, the alphabet, the weather, space travel, group sex, competition, golf balls, rubber gloves, bakery goods and spam. You’ll be amused by the deep misunderstandings blondes have about Hollywood parties, nudity, bars and how to spell ‘IQ’. This book includes the latest blonde jokes covering everything from crabs and lobsters, truck stops, one-night stands, deodorant….and yes…light bulbs! This unique collection of blonde jokes will tickle your funny bone. (For our permanent or temporary blondes readers who are using this volume as an educational text book, the definitions of ’Funny-Bone’ is (1) the place at the back of the elbow where the ulnar nerve rests against a prominence of the humerus; (2) a sense of humor.)