Table of Contents
1 The End of America Won't Be Televised 1
2 Teddy: Why Not the Third World? 13
3 America to the Media: Whatever You Want, Just Don't Call Us Racists 31
4 The Lie: There's No Such Thing as America 51
5 Thirty Million Mexicans 67
6 Immigration as "Mystery Bargain Bin" 81
7 Immigrants and Crime: Why Do You Ask? 99
8 Why Can't We Have Israel's Policy on Immigration? 115
Spot the Immigrant! Case No. 1: Fresno, California 129
9 Public Warned to Be on Lookout for "Man" 143
Spot the Immigrant! Case No. 2: Homecoming Dance 157
10 Here's a Story, Rolling Stone! 163
Spot the Immigrant! Case No. 3: Death Sentence Champions 175
11 Why Do Hispanic Valedictorians Make the News, but Child Rapists Don't? 181
12 Keep America Beautiful Multicultural 195
13 Carlos Slim: The New York Times' Sugar Daddy 213
Spot the Immigrant! Case No. 4: Indian Sex Slaves in Berkeley 227
14 Every Single Immigration Category Is a Fraud 233
15 Shut It Down 245
16 I Wrote This Chapter After Noticing How Stupid Rich People Are 257
17 Most of Our Champions Are Sellouts-Half of the Rest Are Incompetent 269
Acknowledgments 279
Notes 281
Index 371