The Adultery Club

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Nicholas Lyon is the perfect husband—a handsome divorce attorney who dotes on his family. Sara Kaplan is the perfect seductress—a vivacious young lawyer unburdened by sexual scruples. And Malinche Lyon is the perfect wife—a beautiful cookbook writer and mother to three darling daughters. Now, in this smart, wickedly sexy novel, Nick, Sara, and Malinche are all about to join…The Adultery Club

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Overview

Nicholas Lyon is the perfect husband—a handsome divorce attorney who dotes on his family. Sara Kaplan is the perfect seductress—a vivacious young lawyer unburdened by sexual scruples. And Malinche Lyon is the perfect wife—a beautiful cookbook writer and mother to three darling daughters. Now, in this smart, wickedly sexy novel, Nick, Sara, and Malinche are all about to join…The Adultery Club

Suddenly Nicholas—a man totally in love with his wife—is fantasizing about Sara. Sara is toying with Nick. And Malinche is facing temptations of her own. While appetites are whetted and sated from London to the English countryside, one heretofore happily married man and two very different women are about to discover the difference between fulfilling your wildest desires—and getting your just deserts.
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Editorial Reviews

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On the eve of his 43rd birthday, London divorce attorney Nicholas Lyon is still in love with his wife of 10 years, Malinche, and adores their three young daughters. He is surprised, then, to find himself immediately and intensely drawn to Sara Kaplan, the lovely young associate who has just been hired at his firm. Sara sees nothing wrong with acting on her lust for Nicholas; having witnessed her friends' complicated and painful entanglements with married men, she promises herself that she is "only going to borrow him." In the chaotic aftermath of the London subway bombing, Sara and Nicholas begin what they fool themselves into thinking is only a brief affair, one that quickly spirals out of control. Stimson, a British TV producer and novelist who lives in Florida with her family, has an impressive ability to get inside the heads of Nicholas, Sara and Malinche in alternating first-person episodes. Uninspired plotting dulls some of the surprising emotional honesty, but Stimson's characters are complex and believable. (Jan.)

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“[A] superior tale of immorality and lust…Stimson’s skill ensures we are gripped to the finish.” —Daily Mail, UK

“With stiletto-sharp wit, Stimson unfolds a love triangle from all three points of view.” —Cosmopolitan, UK

“Bring this to your book club!”—Eve Magazine, UK

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780385341264
  • Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
  • Publication date: 1/29/2008
  • Pages: 400
  • Product dimensions: 5.23 (w) x 8.18 (h) x 0.84 (d)

Meet the Author

Tess Stimon is the author of three previous novels and one biography, and writes regularly for UK newspapers and women’s magazines. Born and brought up in Sussex, England, she graduated from Oxford University before spending a number of years working in Europe, Cyprus, and Lebanon as a TV news producer with ITN (UK) and CNN. She now lives in Florida with her American husband, their daughter and two sons.
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The Adultery Club


By Tess Stimson

Bantam Discovery

Copyright © 2008 Tess Stimson
All right reserved.

ISBN: 9780553591408

Chapter One


Nicholas

Divorce is a difficult business. Never more so, may I suggest, than when your client authoritatively declares all men are bastards, and you’re left shifting uncomfortably in your seat.

“Not all men, Mrs. Stephenson,” I venture.

My client ignores my genial smile, gray eyes flicking dismissively around my oak-paneled office. Her gaze briefly snags on the silver-framed photograph of my wife propped beside the leather blotter on my desk; her expression of pity for my spouse places me foursquare with those unfortunates whose parents neglected the legal niceties before bedding down together. Since I have just secured her an extremely generous seven-figure settlement from her ex-husband, I find her disdain for my sex in its entirety a little unfair.

She stands and I rise with her, straightening my silk tie. She extends a scrawny pink tweed arm; her hand sits like a wet fish in mine.

“You may be right, Mr. Lyon,” she says dryly. “Maybe it’s just the men I marry.”

Her scent is pungent and overpowering: synthetic cat piss. Far too much makeup; I can’t imagine kissing those jammy red lips. She’s the kind of woman one would find smeared all over the sheets in the morning, thepillowslip imprinted with her face like the Turin shroud.

Good legs, though. Slender, neat calves, with nicely turned ankles. But no meat on her bones, and breasts like a boy.

My professional smile does not slip as I escort her to the door. I endeavor not to morally judge my clients; it’s distracting and unproductive. There’s no place in the context of divorce law for emotion or sentimentality; one has quite enough of that kind of thing from one’s clients. My wife, of course—being a woman—begs to differ. I consider myself merely objective. Malinche, however, asserts that my “brutal kind of truth,” as she emotively puts it, is akin to judging a woman’s skin only in the harsh glare of daylight, rather than by the softening glow of the fire. I can’t quite see her point.

My client stops suddenly in the doorway; I almost run into the back of her. Her head dips as if in prayer, exposing pale, downy vertebrae beneath the stiff blond bob.

The nape of a woman’s neck—so vulnerable, so quixotically erotic.

“I always thought—hoped—” she chokes back a sob, “he’d change his mind.”

I’m at a loss. I certainly did not have this woman pegged as a clinger. Still the right side of forty, she has already acquired a remunerative trio of wealthy ex-husbands, which—despite every effort at objectivity—leads one to make certain assumptions. Put simply: The last thing I expected was for love to come into it.

The woman’s skinny shoulders start to shake. Oh, Christ. I’m so hopeless at this kind of thing. My arms twitch uselessly. Inappropriate in the extreme to hug, but what to do if—God forbid—she starts weeping?

Suddenly her head comes up and she squares her shoulders, reminding me of my eldest daughter Sophie on her first day at school. Without another word, she marches through the open-plan secretarial pool and into the hallway beyond. I breathe a hefty sigh of relief. Thank God. What on earth was that all about?

As I move to close my door, my secretary, Emma, waves.

“Mr. Lyon, it’s your wife on line two. She says she’s sorry to bother you, but can she just have a quick word?”

“Of course—”

I hesitate in the doorway. There’s something—I can’t quite . . .

“It’s my hair, Mr. Lyon,” Emma says patiently. “I had it cut this lunchtime.”

A pity. I rather liked it long.

I return to my desk, glancing at the photograph of Malinche that so aroused my client’s irritating compassion as I pick up the phone. It was taken a couple of Christmases ago—by Kit, irritatingly, rather than by me—at the moment she glanced, smiling, over her shoulder, half bending to pull the turkey from the Aga. I feel a thud of gratitude every time I look at it. It’s foolish, I know, but even after ten years I still thrill to the words “your wife.” Quite how I won the heart of this extraordinary and beautiful woman is utterly beyond my comprehension. I am merely eternally thankful that I did.

“Chocolate-orange sponge cake flavored with vanilla, orange, and lemon zest, or apricot checkerboard-cake with chocolate ganache?” Mal demands without waiting for me to speak.

I can tell from my wife’s strangled tone that she has the handset wedged between her chin and chest and is no doubt stirring something mouthwatering even as we speak. “May one inquire—”

“Heavens, Nicholas, don’t be so pompous,” Mal says briskly. “You’re not in Court now. Your surprise birthday cake, of course. Metheny insists we finish it this afternoon before you get home.”

I smile at the mention of my youngest daughter, with whom I share a birthday, preternaturally long toes, and a wicked fondness for pistachio ice cream. I had hoped to share a great deal more, but the ultrasound proved itself less than infallible and my much-longed-for boy and potential fishing and cricket companion turned out to be a surprise third petticoat. As a consolation prize I was allowed to name her after my lifelong hero, jazz guitarist Pat Metheny.

“Let me talk to her and ask her which she suggests,” I posit.

“Don’t be silly, Nicholas.”

“You were the one who said she was insisting—”

“There’s more than one way to insist on something, as you should know.”

Her mellifluous voice takes on an unmistakable bed- room timbre, and there’s a sudden rallying cry in my trousers as images of well-toned caramel thighs, silk stockings and coffee-colored lace flash unbidden across my mind’s eye. My witch of a wife is well aware of the effect she’s having on me, to judge by the laughter that now replaces the come-hither tone in her voice.

“Anyway,” she lilts, “you can’t talk to her or it won’t be a surprise.”

“I’ll give you a surprise—”

“Now, it wouldn’t really be a surprise, would it?”

“Someone’s feeling cocky,” I say. “What makes you think I’m not talking about the latest council tax bill?”

“What makes you think I’m not?”

“Are you?”

“I’m talking cakes, Nicholas. Come on, make up your mind before I have to put two candles on Metheny’s instead of one.”

“Will I get candles, too?”

“Yes, but not forty-three or the cake will melt.”

“Cruel woman. You too will be forty-three one day, you know.”

“Not for another six years. Now, Nicholas.”

“The chocolate-orange sponge cake, of course. Would it be possible to request bitter chocolate shavings with that?”

“It would. Metheny, please take your foot out of Daddy’s bowl. Thank you. How did the lovely Mrs. Stephenson’s case go?”

“Seven figures,” I report.

“Almost double her last divorce. How wonderful. I could almost consider a divorce myself.”

I hear my wife lick her fingers and my erection nearly heaves into view above the desk. “If I thought you could procure seven figures from it, darling, I’d draw up the papers for you,” I offer, groaning inwardly. “Can’t get blood out of a stone, unfortunately.”

“Oh, that reminds me: Ginger rang from the garage this morning about the Volvo. He said he’s fixed the whatever-it-was this time, but it’s on its last legs. Or should that be wheels?” Her voice ebbs and flows in my ear as she moves about the kitchen. “Anyway, he doesn’t think it’ll last more than another thousand miles or so. So there’s no help for it, I’ve just got to gird my loins and finish the new book, get the rest of my advance—”

“Darling, I think I can afford to buy my wife a new car if she needs one,” I interrupt, nettled. “Sometimes you seem to forget I’m a full equity partner now; there’s absolutely no need for you to knock yourself out writing cookery books these days.”

“I like writing cookery books,” Mal says equably. “Oh, God, Metheny, don’t do that. Poor rabbit. Sorry, Nicholas, I have to go. I’ll see you at the station. Usual time?”

I suppress a sigh of exasperation.

“For God’s sake, Malinche, it’s William’s retirement party this evening! Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten! You’re supposed to be on the five twenty-eight from Salisbury to Waterloo, remember?”

“So I am,” Mal agrees, unperturbed, “I hadn’t really forgotten, it just slipped my mind for a moment. Hold on a second—”

In the background I hear a series of strange muffled thumps, and then Metheny’s contagious, irrepressible giggles.

Life can be full of surprises. When we learned that Mal was unexpectedly pregnant for the third time I was absolutely horrified. Sophie and Evie were then eight and five; we’d just got them to the stage where they were recognizably human and could do civilized things like skiing, or coming out to dinner with us without spending most of the meal crawling around under the table. Now we were to be plunged back into the grim abyss of sleepless nights and shitty nappies. It was only the thought of a son and heir at last that consoled me, and when even that silver lining turned out to be a mirage, I despaired. And yet this last tilt at parenthood has been the sweetest of all. Metheny holds my hardened lawyer’s heart in her chubby starfish hands.

An echo of small feet on worn kitchen flagstones; and then a squeal as Mal scoops her up and retrieves the telephone receiver. “I really must go, Nicholas,” she says, slightly out of breath.

“You did remember to arrange a babysitter?”

“Mmm. Yes, Kit very sweetly said he’d do it.”

I have absolutely nothing against those who choose alternative lifestyles. There is, of course, more to a person than their sexuality. I just don’t quite see why it must be forced down one’s throat, that’s all. I do not parade my red-blooded heterosexuality to all and sundry, although it’s self-evident. I simply cannot understand why certain sections of the so-called “gay community”—so sad, the way that decent word has been hijacked—feel the need to rub one’s nose in their choice of bedmate. However.

I accepted long ago, when I asked Malinche to be my wife, that Kit Westbrook was a minor but salient part of the package. Praemonitus praemunitus, after all: forewarned, forearmed. And I am not the sort of man to start objecting to his wife’s friendships, however unsavory.

We met, the three of us, twelve years ago in Covent Garden. I had taken my parents to the opera—La Bohème, if memory serves—to mark my father’s seventieth birthday. Having hailed them a taxi, I was strolling alone through the pedestrian piazza en route to the tube station and thence to my rooms in Earl’s Court; I remember wishing that for once there was someone waiting at home for me. Despite the lateness of the hour, the square still boasted its usual collection of street performers, and I was just fending off a rather menacing young man mocked up in heavy black-and-white face paint and thrusting a collection hat under my nose, when I noticed a unicyclist start to lose control of his cycle. It swiftly became clear that this wasn’t part of his act, and for a moment I watched with morbid fascination as he swung back and forth like a human metronome before waking up and pulling myself together. I barely had time to push a young woman out of his path before he toppled into the small crowd.

At the last moment, he managed to throw himself clear of the spectators, executing a neat forward roll on the cobbles and leaping up to bow somewhat shakily to his audience.

I realized I was clasping the young lady rather inappropriately around the chest, and released her with some embarrassment. “I do apologize, I didn’t mean—”

“Oh, please don’t! If it weren’t for you, I’d be squished all over the cobblestones. You must have quick reflexes or something. I didn’t even see him coming.”

She was startlingly pretty. Unruly dark hair the color of molasses, sparkling cinnamon eyes, clear, luminous skin; and the most engaging and infectious smile I had ever seen. In her early twenties, at a guess; fine-boned and petite, perhaps a full foot shy of my six feet two. I could span her waist with my hands. I find small, delicate women incredibly attractive: they bring out the masculine hunter-gatherer in me.

I noticed that the top two buttons of her peasant-style blouse had come undone in the mêlée, revealing a modest swell of lightly tanned bosom cradled in a froth of white broderie anglaise. My cock throbbed. Quickly, I averted my eyes.

She stood on tiptoe and gripped my shoulder. At her touch, a tumult of images—that glorious hair tangled in my hands, those slender thighs straddling my waist, my lips on her golden breasts—roared through my brain.

“Oh, Lord, you’ve ripped your coat,” she exclaimed, examining my shoulder seam. “It’s all my fault, wandering around in a complete daze, I was thinking about the walnuts, you have to be so careful, of course, don’t you, not everyone likes them, and now look at you—”

I have no idea what nonsense I gabbled in return.

“Malinche Sandal,” she said, thrusting her hand at me.

“Ah. Yes. Nicholas Lyon.” I coughed, trying not to picture her hands wrapped around my—“What a very unusual name,” I managed.

“I know.” She grimaced. “My mother is this total hippie; she’s convinced our names determine our characters and the entire course of our lives—too much acid in the sixties if you ask me, though perhaps she’s right, you can’t imagine a romantic hero called Cuthbert, can you, or King Wayne, it just doesn’t work—but anyway, she decided better safe than sorry, just to be quite sure. My older sister got stuck with Cleopatra, so I suppose I should be grateful I ended up with Malinche; it could have been Boadicea!”

She glanced down, and I realized I was still holding her hand.

With a flush of embarrassment, I released it, praying she hadn’t noticed the tent-pole erection in my trousers.

“Of course! I knew it rang a bell. Malinche was the Indian girl who learned Spanish so that she could help Cortés conquer Mexico in the sixteenth century; without her spying for him he might never have succeeded—” I gave a sheepish smile. “Sorry. Don’t mean to go on. Oxford history degree, can’t help it.”

Malinche laughed delightedly. “No, it’s wonderful! You’re the first person I’ve ever met who’s actually heard of her. This is amazing; it must be Fate.” She slipped her arm through mine and grinned up at me with childlike trust. I stiffened, my loins on fire. “Now, how about you let me cook you dinner to say thank you?”

“Oh, but—”

“Please do. You’d be quite safe, I’m a trained chef.”

“But how do you know you would be? You don’t even know me.”

“I can always tell,” she said seriously. “You look like the kind of man who would be honest, fair, and, most importantly, optimistic.”

“Well, that is most kind, but—”

“Do you like walnuts?”

“Yes, except in salads, though I don’t quite—”

“We were meant to meet this evening, don’t you see, you knew all about my name and that has to be a sign. And you like walnuts—well, except in salads, which don’t count, no-one sensible likes walnuts in salads. It’s serendipity. You can’t turn your back on that, can you?”

“It’s not a question of—”

“The thing is,” she added earnestly, tilting her head to one side and looking up at me with those glorious toffee-colored eyes, “I’m trying to write a cookery book and my entire family is just fed up with being fed, if you see what I mean. Even my friends say they’d give anything just to have pizza, and I’m simply desperate for a new guinea pig. You seem a very kind, decent man, I’m sure you’re not an ax-murderer or anything—”

“Ted Bundy was handsome and charming and mur- dered at least thirty-six women,” a laconic voice drawled behind us.

Malinche swung round, spinning me with her. I was beginning to feel a little bemused by the unexpected direction my evening was taking.

“Kit, at last! Where have you been?”

A saturnine young man in his twenties thrust a paper bag at her. “Getting the bloody blue mood crystals you wanted,” he responded tartly. “Who’s the new arm candy?”

“Nicholas Lyon,” I said, overlooking his rudeness and extending my hand.

The young man ignored it, taking possession of Malinche’s free arm and glaring at me as he linked us together in an ungainly ménage à trois which—though I didn’t know it then—was a precursory metaphor for our relationship down the years.

“Oh, Kit, don’t be difficult.” Malinche sighed. “Mr. Lyon, this is Kit Westbrook, my oldest and apparently crossest friend, and one of those very weary guinea pigs I was telling you about. Kit, Mr. Lyon just saved me from being squashed by a runaway unicyclist, and tore his very smart coat in the process. Help me persuade him to come back with us for dinner; he’s being far too polite about it all.”

“Nicholas, please.”

“I don’t mean to be rude,” Kit said, clearly meaning it very much, “but Mal, you don’t know this man from Adam. You can’t just go round inviting strange men home for dinner, even if they do rescue you from certain death by circus performer.”

“Your friend is right,” I concurred regretfully. “You really shouldn’t take such risks, although I’m not actually a psychopathic serial killer, which suddenly makes me feel rather dull—”

Malinche pealed with laughter. “See?” she said, as if that settled everything. In the end, of course, it did.

I realized right from the start that Kit wasn’t a rival for Malinche in the usual sense of the word. He was always too flamboyantly dressed to be anything other than homosexual—in the midst of the dress-down, austere nineties, he sported velvet frock coats and waterfall lace cravats and knew the names for a dozen different shades of beige. But as far as Kit was concerned, Malinche was his best friend, and even now, after a decade of marriage and three children, he still hasn’t quite accepted that she possesses a husband who has first call upon her. And then there was the matter of Trace Pitt, of course.

Nothing is ever quite as it seems with Kit. He is, after all, an actor. In fairness, though, I must admit he’s been a conscientious godfather, always remembering birthdays and the like. And the girls adore him. Not necessarily my first choice; but there we are.


My secretary ushers my four o’clock appointment into my office. I wish I’d thought to remind Mal to bring William’s retirement gift with her. In her current mood, she’d quite likely to bake it and wrap the birthday cake instead. For the life of me, I can’t recall what she said she’d bought, but I’m quite certain it will be eminently appropriate. Mal’s gifts always are; she just has that feminine knack. I always leave Christmas and birthdays entirely to her, even for my side of the family. She’s just so much better at it.

Firmly putting personal matters out of my mind, I pull a pad of paper toward me and unscrew the lid of my fountain pen. It’s not as if Kit could ever do anything to undermine my marriage. We’re far too strong for that.

Mr. Colman is a new client, so I take detailed longhand notes as he describes the unhappy route that has led him here, to the grim finality of a divorce lawyer’s office. He’s aptly named, with hair the color of mustard and a sallow cast to his skin. Once we have established the basics, I explain the bureaucratic procedure of divorce, the forms that must be filed, the documents supplied, the time and the cost—financial only; the emotional price he will soon discern himself—involved.

“We want it all to be amicable,” he interrupts brightly. “There’s no need to run up huge bills arguing over the plasma TV;, we’ve both said that. We just want to get on with it, make a clean break of things. For the children’s sakes.”

I refrain from telling him that it’s not about the plasma television, it’s never about the television; at least to begin with. It’s about a husband dumping his wife of twenty years for a younger, bustier model. It’s about a wife jettisoning her balding husband for a Shirley Valentine affair with the Italian ski instructor. It’s about disappointment, hurt, banality, and betrayal. But because you cannot quantify any of these things, in the end it does come down to the television, and the spoons, and that hideous purple vase Great-aunt Bertha gave you as a wedding present that you’ve both always hated, and which you will now spend thousands of pounds fighting to own.

All but a handful of my clients—the hardened marital veterans, repeat customers who’ve been divorced before—sit before me and tell me they want their divorce to be amicable. But if they were capable of resolving their differences amicably, they wouldn’t be in my office in the first place.

“And the grounds for the petition?” I ask briskly.

Always a revealing moment, this. For the first time, Mr. Colman looks uncomfortable. I know instantly there is another woman in the wings. I gently explain to my client that if his wife has not deserted him or committed adultery—he responds with almost comic indignation that she has not—and will not agree to a divorce, as the law stands he will either have to wait five years to obtain his freedom without her consent, or else cobble together a charge of unreasonable behavior.

“I can’t wait five years!” he exclaims. “I’ve only been married to the bitch for four! I call that un-fucking-reasonable.”

The path from amicable to Anglo-Saxon has been even shorter than usual.

“Mr. Colman, please. Let us be calm. It is my experience that the wife can usually be persuaded to divorce her husband, if there are sufficient grounds, rather than face a charge of unreasonable behavior. Are there such grounds?” He nods curtly. “Then I feel sure we can persuade her to divorce you.”

“Going to cost me, though, isn’t it?” he says bitterly. “She’ll take me to the fucking cleaners.”

“It’s more a question of weighing up what is most important to you, and focusing on that,” I say neutrally.

It is with relief that I finally bid the intemperate Mr. Colman farewell some fifty minutes later. Working at the grimy coal face of marital breakdown is never pleasant, but usually I draw comfort from the thought that my interposition makes palatable what is unavoidably a very bitter pill for most of my clients. At five o’clock on a bleak November Friday, however, after a very long week dealing with the Mrs. Stephensons and Mr. Colmans of this world, it’s hard to feel anything other than despair at the intractable nature of human relationships.

The better part of two decades as a divorce lawyer has brought me no closer to fathoming how people find themselves in these painful imbroglios. I know that old-fashioned morality is very passé these days, but having witnessed the destruction and misery that infidelity wreaks—and adultery is invariably the rock upon which the marital ship founders—I can say with some authority that a quick how’s-your-father in the broom cupboard is never worth it.

My view is skewed, of course, by the scars of my own childhood. But an inbuilt bias toward fidelity is, I think, a good thing.

I realize, of course, how lucky I am to have a happy marriage. Mal firmly believes that Fate meant us to be together—her bashert, she calls me. Yiddish for “destined other,” apparently (she spent summer on a kibbutz with a Jewish boyfriend when she was seventeen). I’m afraid I don’t believe in that kind of superstitious Destiny nonsense, any more than I do horoscopes or tarot cards; but I’m only too aware how rare it is these days to attain your fifth wedding anniversary, never mind your tenth.

Reminds me. Ours is sometime around Christmas—the eighteenth or nineteenth, I think. I must remember to find her something particularly special this year. She’ll kill me if I forget again.

I spend the next hour or so absorbed in paperwork. When Emma knocks on my door, it is with some surprise that I note that it is almost seven.

“Mr. Lyon, everyone’s going over to Milagro’s now for Mr. Fisher’s party,” she says. “Are you coming with us, or did you want to wait for Mrs. Lyon?”

“I believe she said she’d get a taxi straight to the restaurant from the station. But I need to finish this Consent Order tonight. You go on ahead. I’ll be with you as soon as I’m done.”

Emma nods and withdraws.

Quietly I work on the draft order, enjoying the rare peace that has descended on the empty office. Without the distraction of the telephone or interruptions from my colleagues, it takes me a fraction of the time it would do normally, and I finish in less than forty minutes. Perfect timing; Mal should be arriving at the restaurant at any moment.

I loosen my suspenders a little as I push back from my desk, reflecting wryly as I put on my jacket and raincoat that being married to a celebrity cook is not entirely good news. I rather fear my venerable dinner jacket, which has seen me through a dozen annual Law Society dinners, will not accommodate my burgeoning waistline for much longer.

Bidding the cleaner good evening as I pass through reception, in a moment of good resolution I opt to take the stairs rather than the lift down the four floors to street level.

As I come into the hallway, I find a young woman in a pale green suit hovering uncertainly by the lifts, clearly lost. She jumps when she sees me and I pause, switching my briefcase to the other hand as I push the chrome bar on the fire door to the stairwell.

“Can I help you?”

“I’m looking for Fisher Raymond Lyon. Am I on the right floor?”

“Yes, but I’m afraid the office is closed for the night. Did you want to make an appointment?”

“Oh, I’m not a client,” she says quickly. “I’m a solicitor. My name’s Sara Kaplan—I’m starting work here next Monday.”

“Ah, yes, of course.” I let the fire door swing shut and extend my hand. “Nicholas Lyon, one of the partners. I’m afraid I was detained on a difficult case in Leeds when my colleagues interviewed you; I do apologize. I understand you come highly recommended from your previous firm.”

“Thank you. I’m very much looking forward to working here.”

“Good, good. Well, welcome to the firm. I’ll look forward to seeing you on Monday.”

I hesitate as she makes no move to leave.

“Miss Kaplan, did you just want to drop off some paperwork, or was there something else?”

She fiddles nervously with her earring. The uncertain gesture suggests she’s younger than I had at first thought, perhaps twenty-five, twenty-six. “Um. Well, it’s just that Mr. Fisher invited me to his leaving party, and I thought it might be nice to meet everyone before Monday—”

“Oh, I see. Yes, of course. It’s not here, though, it’s at the Italian restaurant across the road. I’m just going over there myself.”

Eschewing the stairs for the sake of courtesy, I sum- mon the lift and we stand awkwardly next to each other, studiously avoiding eye contact, as it grinds its way up four floors. She’s tall for a woman, probably five ten or so. Short strawberry blond hair, wide swimmer’s shoulders, skin honeyed by the sun, and generous curves that will run to fat after she’s had children if she’s not careful. Her nose is a little large, but surprisingly it doesn’t ruin her appearance—quite the contrary. Its quirky route down her face leavens otherwise predictable, glossy good looks. I suspect a fearsome intellect and formidable will lurk behind those clear mushroom gray eyes. Attractive, in a magnificent, statuesque way, but absolutely not my type at all.

Although she does have a certain earthiness. A just-fallen-out-of-bed air.

Christ, I want her.

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Introduction

Nicholas is not the type who would cheat. Why would he? He loves his wife, is devoted to their daughters, and as a divorce attorney he sees infidelity’s devastation at play in every case he takes on. Sara, a young associate in Nicholas’s firm, doesn’t think Nicholas is the type to cheat, either–and that makes her even more determined to seduce him. Although their relationship isn’t as passionate as it was when they were first married, Nicholas’s wife, Malinche, believes she and Nicholas are content, but when her old flame reappears Malinche faces her own test. Told in the engrossing voices of the three people at the corners of this love triangle, and imbued with real-life emotion, The Adultery Club will leave readers pondering the complexity of love and examining their own values.

In the Know magazine calls The Adultery Club “the perfect book to make you debate...a novel about cheating that challenges the reader to pick sides,” and the questions below are designed to assist your book group’s sure-to-be-lengthy discussion of this smart and thought-provoking book.

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Foreword

1. Consider the trio of voices the author uses in the narrative. How would the novel have been different if the story were told from only one character’s point of view?

2. “It’s not that I have a particular moral thing about affairs with married men, though it’s not something I’d shout from the rooftops. But at the end of the day, they’re the ones cheating, not you,” (chapter 2). Discuss Sara, specifically her belief stated here. Do you agree that because she’s not married, she’s not doing anything wrong by having an affair with a man who is?

3. “I’m shocked. I would never have thought–he doesn’t seem the type,” (chapter 2). What did you think of Nicholas? Did you expect he’d be capable of cheating on Malinche? Are there clues or traits about a man that suggest he might cheat?

4. Does Kit’s friendship hurt or help Malinche? Why does Nicholas dislike him so much?

5. Sara asserts, “A man who cheats with you will cheat on you,” (chapter 2). Nicholas muses, “Is there a gene to infidelity, like those for red hair or big feet?” (chapter 13). For a man, is it a foregone conclusion that once he cheats, it’s something he’s destined to do again and again?

6. “I don’t want this. I love my wife. I love my wife,” (chapter 7). Why do you think Nicholas ultimately gives in to Sara?

7. As she witnesses the daughter of a family neighbor hitting on her father, Sara disparages Libby as being a “little tart” and a “homewrecker” (chapter 5). Why is Sara not ableto turn such a similar, and harsh, spotlight on herself?

8. “Men give love to get sex…Women give sex to get love. There’s your battle of the sexes right there,” (chapter 11). Is lust purely a man’s domain, while love is a woman’s?

9. “Kit, I kissed another man! And what’s worse, I enjoyed it!” (chapter 12). Countering Malinche’s self-pity, Kit argues that kissing does not constitute adultery; sex is the line to be crossed. What do you think; is one of these acts a bigger betrayal than the other?

10. Discuss Malinche’s renewed relationship with Trace, especially the timing of it. In your opinion, did her actions constitute adultery?

11. What do you think of the ending? Was it a surprise? Did you wish the book ended differently?

12. Answer the question the book’s subtitle poses: “A wife. A husband. A mistress. Whose side will you be on?”

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Interviews & Essays

BANTAM DISCOVERY Qs.
with Tess Stimson

Q: You are having tea or coffee (or a gin & tonic!) with one of your favorite authors. Who is it, and what would you ask that author if you only got to ask him/her one question?

Jane Austen. I love the precision and satire of her writing. She’s been one of my favourite authors since I first read Pride & Prejudice at the age of ten. I’d love to know what she thinks of Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy!

Q: What’s the most surprising thing you’ve discovered about having a book published?

How involved readers become with my characters. I’ve had many emails and letters asking me what happens to them after the book ends; so much so, that occasionally I bring one of them back in a subsequent book in a cameo role.

Q: What’s your typical writing day like? And what environment is most conducive to your process?

I have three children, so I write for six or seven hours straight when they’re at school. But I usually write plot outlines late at night, once they’re in bed, because that seems to be when my brain is firing most imaginatively. I have to have a clear, uncluttered desk, and I drink tea by the gallon when I’m writing – must be my English genes!

Q: Can you name the first book you read that inspired you in some special way? Why?

When I was six, I read The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe by CS Lewis. I adored it, and spent many happy but frustrating hours trying to climb into the back of a wardrobe. I knew then I wanted to create a whole different world like that myself one day. I haven’t quite managed that, but at least I am a writer!

Q: Many writing experts advise “write about what you know.” Do you agree with this? And what practical advice would you give an aspiring author?

I think the most important element of any book is the characters, and to make them real, you have to know people. Anything else can be researched – you can visit a place, or look up a detail on the internet. But knowing people is trickier. I’d tell any aspiring author to observe, observe, observe. Take notes about interesting people you see: the way they behave, and why.

Q: Which came first: the characters, or the storyline?

The two evolve together for me; I have characters in my head whose story I don’t yet know, and plot ideas that are as yet unpeopled. Once I start working on a book, the two somehow come together; the plot grows out of the characters and their actions.

Q: If we asked your best friend to describe you in 3 words what would they be? What if we asked you?

My best friend would describe me as intelligent, high-maintenance and funny. Let’s stick with her viewpoint….!

Q: Is there something in your Bantam Discovery Novel that you are particularly proud, or happy, about?

I love that everyone has a different view of The Adultery Club depending on whose side they’re on! Wives support Mal, girlfriends support Sara….It means I’ve done my job, which was to make all three central protagonists sympathetic. I wanted to show how nothing is ever black and white, and that most of us live in that vast grey area in the middle.

Q: Can you tell us about the book you are working on now?

My next book is called The Infidelity Chain. It follows five characters who are caught up in the midst of an eight-year affair, and traces their interlinked stories. I think it’s the next logical step on from The Adultery Club, and I’m really happy with the way it’s working.

Q: When you finish writing your answers to this Q&A, what will you do next?
Make a cup of tea!

My top five places to be:

Home Alone. With three children and a gorgeous but demanding husband, those hours of peace alone in the house, to write and think and read, are treasured!

Skiing. The exhilaration of a cold, blue-sky day, with an open run before you and fresh powder…there’s nothing to compare to it. It literally makes my body sing.

At the beach. There’s something about the sound of the ocean crashing on the shore that soothes my soul. I love watching the waves, especially in winter.

On a massage table. Nothing else gets the kinks and knots out of my shoulders after a day working at my desk. It’s a wonderfully cathartic and sensual pleasure.

In bed with my children. At weekends, they all pile into our huge double bed and we watch re-runs of Scooby Doo together. I savour every minute. They’re growing up so fast, they’ll be gone before I know it.

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Reading Group Guide

1. Consider the trio of voices the author uses in the narrative. How would the novel have been different if the story were told from only one character’s point of view?

2. “It’s not that I have a particular moral thing about affairs with married men, though it’s not something I’d shout from the rooftops. But at the end of the day, they’re the ones cheating, not you,” (chapter 2). Discuss Sara, specifically her belief stated here. Do you agree that because she’s not married, she’s not doing anything wrong by having an affair with a man who is?

3. “I’m shocked. I would never have thought–he doesn’t seem the type,” (chapter 2). What did you think of Nicholas? Did you expect he’d be capable of cheating on Malinche? Are there clues or traits about a man that suggest he might cheat?

4. Does Kit’s friendship hurt or help Malinche? Why does Nicholas dislike him so much?

5. Sara asserts, “A man who cheats with you will cheat on you,” (chapter 2). Nicholas muses, “Is there a gene to infidelity, like those for red hair or big feet?” (chapter 13). For a man, is it a foregone conclusion that once he cheats, it’s something he’s destined to do again and again?

6. “I don’t want this. I love my wife. I love my wife,” (chapter 7). Why do you think Nicholas ultimately gives in to Sara?

7. As she witnesses the daughter of a family neighbor hitting on her father, Sara disparages Libby as being a “little tart” and a “homewrecker” (chapter 5). Why is Sara not able to turn such a similar, and harsh, spotlight on herself?

8. “Men give love to get sex…Women give sex to get love. There’s your battle of the sexes right there,” (chapter 11). Is lust purely a man’s domain, while love is a woman’s?

9. “Kit, I kissed another man! And what’s worse, I enjoyed it!” (chapter 12). Countering Malinche’s self-pity, Kit argues that kissing does not constitute adultery; sex is the line to be crossed. What do you think; is one of these acts a bigger betrayal than the other?

10. Discuss Malinche’s renewed relationship with Trace, especially the timing of it. In your opinion, did her actions constitute adultery?

11. What do you think of the ending? Was it a surprise? Did you wish the book ended differently?

12. Answer the question the book’s subtitle poses: “A wife. A husband. A mistress. Whose side will you be on?”

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 6, 2012

    Great read!!!!! Loved three 3 points of view approach.

    I never post reviews but I could not resist with this book. Read it in one night....had to finish it. Was totally team Mal. Nick definitely did not deserve Mal. She was a class act throughout the story but I don't think I could have been as forgiving as she was.
    Mal is a beautiful, loving wife and mother totally devoted to her family. But because of the mistakes she made in the past with a former lover (Trace......loved him by the way....OMG) she is blind to all the clues of her husband's infedelity.
    Nick was a selfish horndog. Kept claiming he loved his wife and did not want to lose her but couldn't seem to stop screwing his mistress to the exclusion of everything and everyone. Even when caught with his mistress by Mal he still chose to stay with the mistress for some twisted reason even though he still claims to love his wife. WHAT??? When Mal put him out he didn't even put up a decent fight for his marriage and family. What a loser. How did he ever score a lady like Mal? But kinda felt sorry for him beacuse he was so incredibly weak but he did finally get his act together.
    Sara (ugh)......not enough character space to properly describe this shallow, self centerd, little twit. So suffice it to say not a fan of hers. However, she does manage to get what she deserves. Thank God!!!
    My advise......read this book....it will make you laugh(Evie), cry, get angry and sometimes you will simply want to shake the s@#t out of Nick to wake him up....but you will love this book.

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  • Posted May 30, 2012

    Bombs Away...

    Unadulterated trash.The premise of the book flimsy and tired and the character development is weak. Too many flip, quick thoughts and comments from key players with little depth. I started skimming about half way through and just gave up at about 3/4. Not uplifting. Shallow. Weak. I wouldn't pay for it if you have to read it...just borrow if you must.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 13, 2009

    whoa

    This book had me hooked from the start. I literally could NOT put it down. And when I had to, I found myself thinking about it & wishing I could be reading it. It is drama filled & absolutely fascinating how the author reveals the characters ever so s l o w l y. you think you know them and then BAM! LOVE IT. I did find myself siding with Malinche however;) I recommend this to all.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 11, 2008

    Hot and Steamy

    Wow,what a page turner! I couldn't put this book down. I enjoyed that we were able to recieve all the points of views from each character. Although however cliche is may sound, i definatly was on Mel's side. I wholeheartedly recommend this to anyone who enjoys a little seductivness.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 28, 2008

    What a wonderful and spicy read!!!

    5-28-2008 I just finished 'The Adultry Club' and it was great and a real page turner. I would like to locate about 4 of her other books. I have checked around and they are hard to find!! Loved It!! S. Mitchell Arlington, Texas

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 21, 2008

    Fascinating read

    I love the way this book presented all three sides of this love triangle. I never thought I would say this, but I felt sorry for Nick. I hated Sarah though!! This book had me staying up all night to finish.

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  • Posted December 9, 2008

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    fascinating look at relationships

    In England divorce lawyer Nicholas Lyon loves his wife Malinche and their three daughters. In fact he dotes on his four females who love the only male in the household. Everything is perfect. That is everything was perfect until he meets beautiful effervescent attorney Sara Kaplan, who makes it obvious to Nicholas that she intends to sleep with him. He initially rejects this young siren¿s seductive song, but also fantasizes about sleeping with sexy Sara he wants her even as he denies it. Sara turns up the London heat on her target while Malinche considers trying a tempting new recipe. --- THE ADULTERY CLUB is a fascinating look at relationships through the rotating perspective of the prime triangle. Readers will empathize somewhat with Nicholas¿ plight as he desperately tries to insure his blood flow remains in the upper head fans will totally sympathize with Malinche even though she considers a rustic temptation finally no one will appreciate the antics of the seductress who in many ways comes across as a young Lolita (though obviously older). Tess Stimson provides an interesting tale in which the mistress and the wife (supported by their kids) play tug of war with the man. --- Harriet Klausner

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