Table of Contents
Foreword Mark Payne xi
Imitator's Note xxii
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So reactionaries and radicals complain (Aetia, book 1, frag. 1: proem) 3
This is a story with a happy ending (Aetia, book 3, frag. 67-75) 4
That island feast (Galatea, frag. 378) 7
Apollo has come to our house party, and Aphrodite (Lyric, frag. 227) 8
Caro, you didn't seem to experience more (Epigram 62) 9
Sleep, Conopion, sleep (Epigram 64) 10
Zeus (I read here) once made love for three hundred years (Aetia, book 2, frag. 48) 11
It's easier to explain if we use Mr. Spock (Epigram 43) 12
The lord of the gods gets crushes on people too (Epigram 53) 13
Honestly I don't know (Hecale, frag. 274) 14
I hate to say it, Lee, but you look awful (Epigram 32) 15
You were already in pain (Epigram 44) 16
Warm ashes may flare up when stirred (Epigram 45) 17
Don't worry, you (Hecale, frag. 256) 18
There are so many versions of Aphrodite (Iamb 10, frag. 200a) 19
Once they decided to make a home together (Epigram 27) 20
The shepherds I know tell stories for one another (Epigram 24) 21
When you can't be with somebody you want to be with-(Epigram 33) 22
It's hard work making people fall in love (Epigram 39) 23
Snakes stand for danger, but also for things intertwining (Aetia, book 4, frag. 101a) 24
Snakes stand for danger, but also for things intertwining (Aetia, book 4, frag. 101b) 25
Fun fact: long ago, in the age of myth (Epigram 47) 26
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The fuckers renamed an airport for a tyrant (Epigram 8) 29
It hurts to be poor. It hurts more (Hecale, frag. 275) 30
Choose me, Athena, defender (frag. 556, 638,644) 31
Berenice, rightful governor (frag. 388) 32
All the Greek cities have seen their refugees (Aetia, book 2, frag. 44-51) 33
The way a word like sanction, or inflammable (Aetia, book 4, frag. 90) 34
Dear Thracians-no, dear citizens (Aetia, book 4, frag. 104) 35
You're the kind of rich dude who drains wetlands (Aetia, book 3, frag. 64) 36
People are going to hate you once you've won (Aetia, book 3, frag. 84-85) 37
Now we pour out wine (Hymn 1: To Zeus) 38
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What the-(Aetia, book 1, frag. 31g, and frag. 620 and 731) 45
There are so many-too many (Aetia, book 3, frag. 79) 46
Nobody wants to talk about lochia. Or about menstruation (Aetia, book 3, frag. 65) 47
Pour one out for women who date men (Lyric, frag. 226) 48
Remember when we didn't get along? (Aetia, book 3, frag. 80-82) 49
Goddess of parturition, listen when Cleo (Epigram 54) 51
Asclepius, god of medicine, we've paid (Epigram 55) 52
Artemis! Phileratis has placed (Epigram 35) 53
Horses don't get periods. Ihey used to (Iambs, frag. 223) 54
Child-care workers deserve to retire with pensions (Epigram 51) 55
As in Hamlet, but harmless (Iambs, frag. 223) 56
You were always a lamb (Aetia, book 1, frag. 27) 57
Why is the stork called an avenger? (Hecale, frag. 271) 58
In my poems about the origins of things (Iambs, frag. 221) 59
This morning Patricia drew her own picture (Epigram 35) 60
"My daughter won't leave her room, even though" (Epigram 41) 61
I wish you wouldn't yell at me for trying (Hecale, frag. 248) 62
Sometimes you just hit a wall (Aetia, book 4, frag. 97) 63
What does Artemis want with attention? Of all the gods (Hymn 3: To Artemis) 64
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Half of me-an intangible half-is alive (Epigram 42) 73
The poets who win a contest (Epigram 10) 74
One of the Muses took this singer (frag. 471) 75
Sometimes you don't want it (Aetia, book 1, frag. 2) 76
You shouldn't make children work all the time (Iambs, frag. 222) 77
Apollo, lord of my only art, mouse god (Iamb 3, frag. 193) 78
Everything I set down has a source (frag. 612) 79
Henry's new poems sound a lot like Hesiod's (Epigram 29) 80
Attribution is weird, and scholars get it wrong (Epigram 7) 81
Lucky Orestes (Epigram 60) 82
The bitter god called Envy tried to get under (from Hymn 2: To Apollo) 83
He was in one of those bands that use so much reverb (Iambs, frag. 215) 84
When I began writing, I felt like a constellation (Epigram 56) 85
Cover me quietly, stone (Epigram 28) 86
Bunting I like, but not Olson, or Bernstein, or Pound (Epigram 30) 87
Once on the hill of Tmolus (Iamb 4, frag. 194) 88
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My Muses, my Graces, I'm tired (Aetia, book 4, frag. 112: epilogue) 93
Cheer up, goats! (Epigram 63a) 94
Cheer up, malefactors! (Epigram 63b) 95
I already know how your friends with the school-spirit hoodies (Epigram 4) 96
Everybody wants to be the talent (Aetia, book 4, frag. 100) 97
This bow (Epigram 38) 98
What or who are you, whose nameplate reads Opportunity? (Epigram 59) 99
Those who have known a god must know (frag. 557, 586) 100
I'm an old nautilus egg case. I make a good toy (Epigram 6) 101
Timon, you were part of an institution (Epigram 5) 102
My first teacher prayed (Epigram 49) 103
You've been my friend for a while. You know you can trust me (Iamb 5, frag. 195) 104
For the sake of Laura Jane Grace and all the graces (Epigram 34) 105
We all made fun of Celia when we learned that her name meant "hair" (Hecale, frag. 288 and 304) 106
Eyes take what's seen and rarely ask for more (Hecale, frag. 282) 107
Gentle wind from the south that meant we were coming home (Iamb 8, frag. 198) 108
Our people have our own holidays (Aetia, frag. 178) 109
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I lost my friend's laptop. I thought about skipping town (Epigram 46) 113
Hermes, you've definitely been around for a while (Iamb 9, frag. 199) 114
I am a superhero with mask, gloves, and boots on (Epigram 26) 115
I'm an enamel pin with a black-and-yellow (Epigram 57) 116
By using no spice but salt (Epigram 48) 117
I am the deity of the periphery (Iamb 7, frag. 197) 118
There are more than two, and they work in secret (Aetia, frag. 115) 119
There were four Graces. There are not (Epigram 52) 120
Of course Athena does not date men (Hecale, frag. 261) 121
The goddess we call our foe (Hecale, frag. 299, 301) 122
The soft hats I brought back from my travels (Aetia, book 2, frag. 43) 123
Some inventions are simple (Aetia, frag. 177) 126
Lift up the basket for the harvest festival (Hymn 6: To Demeter) 128
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The pillar at the dock must sing his song (Aetia, book 4, frag. 103) 137
Why do I write? Experience (frag. 714) 138
Don't let yourself or your friends or your children leave (Hecale, frag. 278) 139
I'm not exactly from poverty, or from obscurity (Iamb 13, frag. 203) 140
From welcoming the stranger (Hecale, frag. 231) 142
Don't hold yourself superior to others (Epigram 4) 143
The gods (to put it calmly) aren't big fans (Aetia, book 4, frag. 96) 144
Justice will give you your due (Hecale, frag. 358) 145
We build cities and towns, we mortals. The deathless gods (frag. 467, 480, 491) 146
"Goodbye to the sunlit world," said Klia, who took (Epigram 25) 147
The singer who wrote the songs for the band Game Theory (Epigram 9) 148
Whatever happens happens for all time (Epigram 11) 149
Nothing new will vex you or make you heartsick (Hecale, frag. 263) 150
Visual depictions of suicide kill (Epigram 22) 151
Nobody knows what the gods will bring tomorrow (Epigram 16) 152
When I am in cemeteries I consider (Epigraml7) 153
Cress was the best kind of chatterbox. Her classmates (Epigram 18) 154
Here lies Nicholas, the son (Epigram 21) 155
I named my son after his grandfather (Epigram 23) 156
The god who made us made us such (Hecale, frag. 298) 157
The same, single, visible, daily phenomenon (Hecale, frag. 291) 158
Sometimes people won't listen. Sometimes they can't (Aetia, book 1, frag. 23) 159
At one time all the animals- (Iamb 2, frag. 192) 160
It is not for me-gods forbid it-to watch (Hymn 5: To Athena) 161
Acknowledgments 165
Epilogue to Callimachus 167
Index of Greek first lines 169