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Alexander Outland: Space Pirate
     

Alexander Outland: Space Pirate

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by Gini Koch
 

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In space, nobody can hear you scheme. . . .

Sometimes piracy just doesn’t pay.

Captain Alexander Outland of the Sixty-Nine (short for Space Vessel 3369, of course) is the best pilot in the galaxy. He’s also a pirate, a smuggler, and loved and loathed by women in umpteen solar systems. His crew of strays and misfits includes an engineer of dubious

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In space, nobody can hear you scheme. . . .

Sometimes piracy just doesn’t pay.

Captain Alexander Outland of the Sixty-Nine (short for Space Vessel 3369, of course) is the best pilot in the galaxy. He’s also a pirate, a smuggler, and loved and loathed by women in umpteen solar systems. His crew of strays and misfits includes an engineer of dubious sanity, a deposed planetary governor, an annoyingly unflappable Sexbot copilot, and a slinky weapons chief who stubbornly refuses to give the captain a tumble.

Outland just wants to make a decent living skirting the law, but when an invisible space armada starts cutting into his business, he soon finds himself in hot water with the military, the mob, mad bombers, and an extended family of would-be conquerors. And that’s not counting an occasionally telepathic spy....

Like any sensible scoundrel, he hates heroics. They’re risky and they don’t pay well. But to keep his ship and crew in one piece, and make time with a certain hard-to-get weapons chief, he might just have to make an exception—and save the galaxy despite himself!

“Laugh-out loud, read until you drop. Alexander (the) Outland is my favorite space pirate.”
New York Times bestselling author Patricia Briggs

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“Laugh-out loud, read until you drop. Alexander (the) Outland is my favorite space pirate.”
New York Times bestselling author Patricia Briggs

“Fun! A good old fashioned sci if adventure tale that soars through its universe with the gleeful energy of an atomic rocket ship.”
—A. Lee. Martinez.

“In the grand tradition of Harry Harrison's Stainless Steel Rat, GJ Koch brings us Captain Alexander Napoleon Outland. Alexander Outland:Space Pirate is a humorous romp with twists and turns aplenty. In what's sure to be the first of a long series of delightful adventures, Gini Koch introduces us to a ribald and vibrant crew taking the universe by storm, under the leadership of Alexander Outland—Space Pirate.”
—Michael A. Stackpole.

"The most engaging rogue to hit the spaceways since the Stainless Steel Rat!"
—Sandy Mitchell, author of the Ciaphas Cain series.

“Like some twisted, exhilarating combination of a theme park and an orgy, Alexander Outland: Space Pirate is rocket-paced, sexy, thrilling, and fun, and no matter what direction you think it'll be going in, you're wrong. You might need a cold shower by the end, but you won't regret the ride.”
—Jeffrey J. Mariotte, author of Cold Black Hearts and The Slab

“A fun read and an amusing vision of the happy-go-lucky pirate in space, desired by all women, working with the best misfit crew in the galaxy. There are strong echoes of Jack Sparrow, Harrison Ford and Errol Flynn in Alexander Outland. Author Gini Koch has a good ear for dialogue, a mind attuned to devious plots, and a nice argument for why this space pirate would love the beaches and bars of Marseille.”
—T. Jackson King

Alexander Outland is a stew of science fiction, comedy, action and adventure that nourishes the eyes, brain and funny bone.”
—Kevin L. Donihe, author of House of Houses an

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781597809016
Publisher:
Night Shade Books
Publication date:
06/06/2017
Pages:
376
Sales rank:
971,614
Product dimensions:
4.30(w) x 6.70(h) x 1.10(d)

Meet the Author

Gini Koch lives in the American Southwest, works her butt off (sadly, not literally) by day, and writes by night with the rest of the beautiful people. Among other projects, she is the author of the long-running Alien/Katherine “Kitty” Katt series (Touched by an Alien). Gini started writing as an excuse to stay up late playing on the computer while listening to rock music and mooning over pictures of hunky men. She's thrilled all that drooling has finally paid off.

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Alexander Outland: Space Pirate 4.3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 11 reviews.
Melhay More than 1 year ago
Alexander pulls Sixty-Nine into Thurge for a magma order, but when he hears the voice and one of the women that has been brewing to see Nap again, he high-tales it out of there to Herion. But in his rush to avoid one trouble he comes barreling into another. Ships have been vanishing around Herion space along with weird occurrences. Alarms in Sixty-Nine go off, but nothing is on the screen. Nap works his flying magic to land on Herion. Now grounded Nap has several different groups after him; to help them, or to kill him. Nap is the first to land in a very long time, and people are desperate to hire him, and the Pirate Armada wants to kill him since he is the only captain who could out pilot them but won't take orders either. Alexander is not a hero, he's a pirate...with morals...okay, low, but some, but he needs to stop the Armada if he wants to keep smuggling and pirating without a huge fee. And try to win the girl too. Right off the bat we learn Alexander Outland, Nap as his friends and the ladies call him, is quite popular with the ladies...good and bad ways. Alexander comes off as not always the smartest captain, but he always comes through! By the end of the book, I started to think it's all an act. People won't think you smarter than what you come across, so you can get away with many great things, and have fun at it. There is a whole universe created! Yes, this is so much bigger than a world. Koch creates a universe! This is wild! The first six chapters are quick and fast moving, yet we see a large universe is here. I got the feel we are getting just a bare glimpse of it, and I look forward to future books to see more. We are taken on a wild and fun ride with Nap and his crew. Just meeting them, and reading Naps responses to each is fun. And there is one he didn't even know about, until we get going in the book. Nap also seems to be a collector of lost souls, as he picks up a few extras along the way. All the characters have their own strong personalities, and abilities they bring to the story. No, they don't all get along, but they are wonderful to blend and clash together. Loved them all! I loved Nap, so fun. Slinkie is who I want to be when I grow up! Okay, so I'm already grown up, and not a Slinkie, but I loved her! Loved Governor. Oh, he holds a secret all his own. And Randolph, so smart! A genius. And Audrey! Audrey... she is a special case. ;) And all the people we come across, just fun! The story! It was fun! Thrilling! Adventurous! Nap and crew get into scraps and get out, barely. There are sexual innuendos through out the book, and comments. Like with Slinkie, about every time. But it's all in great fun, and I had to smile. Actually, this book had me smiling the whole time, and even rooting for Nap with Slinkie (even though I probably shouldn't have been). I loved the banter and the sexual tension Alexander puts into everything, a true man but fun. Then we have a few moments in not so...sanitary, places. lol. But it is all so funny! I've read it, and absolutely loved it! I loved this adventure and this crew! I CAN NOT WAIT for the next Alexander Outland book!!
BooksnKisses More than 1 year ago
OMG!!! I loved this story!!! I am so in love with Alexander Napoleon Outland aka Nap, or as he likes to call himself ‘The Outland’. Nap is to die for funny, witty, sexy and an all around good guy. There is no other captain I would want driving my pirate ship. Alexander Outland: Space Pirate takes us on a wild journey. Nap is the leader of a pirate ship, well pirate spaceship that is, that finds themself in the middle of a plot to take over the universe. And for some reason everyone is aiming for them. Just when they think they know what and who their enemy is after they learn that they are wrong. It will take every trick in Nap’s book and a little luck for Nap to keep his crew safe, save the universe and hope to win the hand of his lady love. Along the way Nap finds himself new crew members, new allies, a few new enemies and in more then one very stinky situation . Huge thank you to GJ Koch, for letting me read Nap’s book. I am totally in love with him. I am really excited to see what is next for Nap and the Sixty-Nine team. If you are a fan of sci-fi you really need to order a copy of Alexander Outland: Space Pirate. If you are new to sci-fi you should check out Nap’s book. It is a fun, witty, twisty and turny read.
SouthernSweetie More than 1 year ago
This isn't an ALIEN book, and Alexander Outland isn't Kitty Kat. Koch's sense of humor is there, but the heavy romance of the Alien books is absent. The Good: Funny, fast-paced, good character interaction. The Governor (my favorite character). The Bad: The world-building was fuzzy, there was no depth or seriousness, the main characters weren't ones you could love right away. Verdict: This is a good read for fans of the campy dime store fiction of yesteryear. Skip it if you want literary, Hard SF, or serious romance/erotica. Read it if you need a good laugh or liked Firefly.
LGildersleeve More than 1 year ago
This was a great romp through space with an interesting crew with definitive histories that influence their personalities, relationships, and the plot itself. The ending gets a bit convoluted with the various plot lines growing exponentially in the final 50+ pages; however, it does leave some plot lines free for an easy entry into a sequel. I laughed out loud repeatedly, which is always a good thing for something mocking the space opera genre. This one left me wanting more; hopefully the sequel won't be too long in coming.
pen21 More than 1 year ago
I finished this book and loved it. It is well written and drew me into the story and the characters at a perfect pace. Arki the scribe is a good narrator as we see the story through his eyes. I will be watching for the next book.
ReadingOverTV More than 1 year ago
What an absolute blast! Funny. Creative. An adventure. Loved it! A sci fi pirate romp that will keep you laughing. Great characters that I would love to join on another trip through the galaxy.
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Rita913 More than 1 year ago
Fans of Gini Koch will enjoy this one. Our hero has a lot of Han Solo in him. For fans of escapist fare, with no redeeming social value (my favorite type of book!).
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I need to read the next book in the series before I will be able to decide if this book was worth it.