Aliens in the Prime of Their Lives [NOOK Book]

Overview

"Watson's talent is singular, truly awesome; [his stories] are infused with an uncanny beauty."—A. M. Homes


In this, his first collection of stories since his celebrated, award-winning Last Days of the Dog-Men, Brad Watson takes us even deeper into the riotous, appalling, and mournful oddity of human beings.



In prose so perfectly pitched as to suggest some celestial ...
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Aliens in the Prime of Their Lives

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Overview

"Watson's talent is singular, truly awesome; [his stories] are infused with an uncanny beauty."—A. M. Homes


In this, his first collection of stories since his celebrated, award-winning Last Days of the Dog-Men, Brad Watson takes us even deeper into the riotous, appalling, and mournful oddity of human beings.



In prose so perfectly pitched as to suggest some celestial harmony, he writes about every kind of domestic discord: unruly or distant children, alienated spouses, domestic abuse, loneliness, death, divorce. In his masterful title novella, a freshly married teenaged couple are visited by an unusual pair of inmates from a nearby insane asylum—and find out exactly how mismatched they really are.



With exquisite tenderness, Watson relates the brutality of both nature and human nature. There’s no question about it. Brad Watson writes so well—with such an all-seeing, six-dimensional view of human hopes, inadequacies, and rare grace—that he must be an extraterrestrial.
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Editorial Reviews

Jacob Silverman
There's a rootless, metaphysically barren quality to Watson's characters, but their anguish cannot be called ennui. It's something less desperate, less urgent, and thereby more tragic, because it is so recognizably common. These people may be able to count their losses—a relationship doomed to perpetual argument; a jilted husband who can confide only in a gossipy old neighbor; sons who have made themselves strange and remote toward their parents—but they rarely wrestle with them, and they encounter the truth of their impoverished lives only in fleeting, painful moments. Yet we readers, conscious of all this, feel their pain more acutely, knowing these characters have made themselves more alone, aliens even to themselves, because they are incapable of honestly appraising their failures.
—The New York Times
Publishers Weekly
Family members who act like strangers, and characters who eat dirt, undergo strange transformations, and find themselves drawn mysteriously to bodies of water form the heart of Watson's accomplished collection, but the latest from the author of The Heaven of Mercury is much more than the sum of its strange moments. In “Vacuum,” three boys who are afraid their mother will leave them begin playing with razor blades and jumping off the carport roof. In “Carl's Outside,” neglectful parents belatedly realize their son has disappeared. In one of the most eerie pieces, “Water Dog Good,” a man takes in his ethereal 16-year-old niece, who has been sexually assaulted by her father and brothers. In the title story, a teenager and his pregnant girlfriend's lives unspool after an encounter with a mysterious couple who may or may not be aliens. Watson is a master at hairpin plot turns, and his characters come alive on the page with minimal backstory; readers get deep into their heads and hearts, even when the weirdness surrounding them feels like something out of a David Lynch movie. (Mar.)
Library Journal
National Book Award nominee Watson (The Heaven of Mercury), whose Last Days of the Dog Men won a Sue Kaufman Prize for First Fiction, returns with 12 new stories. Dysfunctional parents, extraterrestrials, and other characters relating badly—all are paralyzed by discord and lack of connection. "Vacuum" is a poignant story of three young brothers who enlist the help of the town doctor to prescribe medicine for their always-angry mother. In "Are You Mr. Lonelee?" Conroy pretends that his wife has died because he can't accept her having run off to a commune of artists and bikers. In the title novella, a young couple elopes because of an unplanned pregnancy, and soon after a bizarre man and woman pay them a visit, saying that they are from another solar system. Watson's unforgettable characters are very real, despite their frightening predicaments, but seem to lack the wisdom and spiritual insight to change their lives. VERDICT Many readers will make solid comparisons to the fiction of Richard Russo and John Updike. Essential reading and highly recommended. [See Prepub Alert, LJ 11/1/09.]—Donna Bettencourt, Mesa Cty. P.L., Grand Junction, CO
Kirkus Reviews
Domestic dramas, failed marriages, gunshots in the night and a dash of alien intrigue punctuate a collection of gothic tales. Returning to the pungent stories that represent his best work, National Book Award finalist Watson (The Heaven of Mercury, 2002, etc.) reaches new creative heights with some pieces and falls prey to literary navel-gazing in others. Fortunately, great works outnumber baffling ones in this mostly splendid collection. The first story, "Vacuum," paints childhood not as we remember it but in its mad flush of abandon, as three boys get into trouble when their overworked mother reaches the end of her rope. Some entries are little more than snapshots, among them "The Misses Moses," which profiles two spinster sisters, or "Terrible Argument," which ends in self-inflicted gunfire. But when Watson is on his game, even the slightest tale carries narrative weight. That's the case with one of the slimmest, "Fallen Nellie." A beach girl sees her life pass before her eyes in seven pages of Watson's sand-dry prose: "In this manner she tumbled through time all the way to the very end of it. Doesn't matter which one did it to her, which gaptooth left her here in the palmettos beside the trail in the wildlife preserve along the beautiful white dunes of Bon Secour Beach. It was done." There are some missteps. "Water Dog God" feels like a leftover from an earlier collection, and "Ordinary Monsters," a confusing pastiche of flickering moments, is impenetrable. Elsewhere, though, the author focuses with Carver-like intensity on his characters' lives; standouts include "Are You Mister Lonelee?" about a man who pretends his wife is dead when she's really just a different woman now, as wellas the time-bending, melancholy title story. Watson consistently delivers that elusive element great Southern writers have always brought to the table-a delicious sense of the unexpected.
Booklist
“Powerful stories.”
Pam Houston
“Precise, surprising . . . gorgeously turned sentences.”
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780393078152
  • Publisher: Norton, W. W. & Company, Inc.
  • Publication date: 3/14/2011
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 192
  • Sales rank: 715,273
  • File size: 748 KB

Meet the Author

Brad Watson
Brad Watson teaches creative writing at the University of Wyoming, Laramie. His first collection, Last Days of the Dog-Men, won the Sue Kauffman Award for First Fiction from the American Academy of Arts & Letters; his first novel, The Heaven of Mercury, was a finalist for the National Book Award, and his Aliens in the Prime of Their Lives was a finalist for the PEN/Faulkner Award for Fiction.

Good To Know

Watson shared his reading recommendations with Barnes & Noble.com:

"Be on the lookout for Karl Iagnemma's superb first collection of stories, On the Nature of Human Romantic Interaction. Karl is brilliant and funny, and so is his fiction.

Read Silas House's new novel, A Parchment of Leaves. It's a beautiful book.

Read Richard Bausch's new novel, Hello to the Cannibals, or anything else by this important American writer; he should be a constant bestseller.

Find and reread Allen Wier's first two books, Blanco and Things About to Disappear, to find out why more of us should read his excellent and beautiful writing.

Read anything by Barry Hannah.

Read the new paperback of A False Sense of Well-Being, by Jeanne Braselton.

I could go on, but I'm trying to get you to read great books by people who I admit are friends of mine, and there are too many of them. But these really are great books by great writers. Read them, read as much as you can. Read at least one book of good fiction a month: you deserve it."

Watson recalls the first "real job" he ever held down, the summer after 9th grade: "My best friend Scotty Mills and I tended the gas pumps and outdoor beer cooler for a little corner grocery in Meridian, Mississippi. One came on at 7:00 a.m. and worked till 3:00, the other at 3:00 and worked till 10:00 or 11:00 at night. Scotty was once arrested for selling beer to 17-year-old minors, though he was but 14 himself. It was perhaps an honest mistake. We sometimes slipped into the outdoor cooler and snitched a Heineken before leaving the morning shift and going home for a nap; no one in Meridian drank Heineken in those days, and the owner never missed them. When you stepped out of the freezing cooler into the July heat after killing a Heineken, man, you drifted in a fog back over to Scotty's house across the street for a great nap in his room with the big windows, box fan roaring."

Watson's second favorite job was as a garbage man in Hollywood. He reminices, "I was the single employee of an Armenian-American named Zarko Dmirjian, who owned one truck. I drove down bad alleys at four in the morning and hauled out bins of putrid trash, but I loved working alone and driving the truck; it gave me time to daydream. I was out there to become an actor in the movies, but when I left and went home a year later, I was beginning to think about writing, instead."

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    1. Hometown:
      Wyoming
    1. Date of Birth:
      July 24, 1955
    2. Place of Birth:
      Meridian, Mississippi
    1. Education:
      Meridian Junior College; B.A., Mississippi State University, 1978; M.F.A., University of Alabama, 1985

Table of Contents

Vacuum 13

The Misses Moses 41

Fallen Nellie 49

Are You Mister Lonelee? 57

Terrible Argument 73

Water Dog God 89

Visitation 103

Ordinary Monsters 127

Carl's Outside 137

Alamo Plaza 153

Noon 173

Aliens in the Prime of Their Lives 193

Credits 265

Acknowledgments 267

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