All Classic Blonde Jokes

All Classic Blonde Jokes

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by Hank P Fox
     
 

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The number one blonde jokes book, guaranteed to keep you laughing.
More than 200 pages packed with hundreds of the best blonde jokes. Extra: Includes more than 150 celebrity blonde quotes.

Sample jokes:

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the

Overview

The number one blonde jokes book, guaranteed to keep you laughing.
More than 200 pages packed with hundreds of the best blonde jokes. Extra: Includes more than 150 celebrity blonde quotes.

Sample jokes:

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"Helloooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
So the blonde whispers, "Can I have a burger and fries?"

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781453691397
Publisher:
CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date:
07/26/2010
Pages:
216
Product dimensions:
5.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.46(d)

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All Classic Blonde Jokes 3.9 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 14 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didnt see the cover until i got sample!!!!!!!!! BTW the dirty blondes part was disturbing cuz im 13!!!! I thought this was just jokes!!!!!! :(
Marcela Babl More than 1 year ago
The picture on the cover did not show up on this book so i did not see the awful picture on the cover until read the sample. I also didn't appreciate Barnes and Noble adding that other foul perverted book without my consent just because it was on my recommended list for this junk. How am suppoaed to expain this to people who look at my library? This is terrible! WHY is thia book even available?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is so hilarious ! The sample is really awesome. It has 246 pages ! The jokes are good and funny and they actually make sense.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Score one for the blondes
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Good book it was funny and fun 2 read
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I Know is your first naMe jack because if it is this is preston K?? WHY DO BLONDES TAKE IT PERSONNALLY ITS NOT JUST ONE PERSON THAT GIVES PEOPLE THE IDEA. IT COULD HAVE BEEN BRUNNETES OR READHEADS BUT SOMEONE JUST RANDOMLY CHOSE TO MAKE IT BLONDES. IT MAKES IT WORSE WHEN YOU WINE ABOUT BEING A BLONDE WITH ALL THE JOKES IT SHOWS PEOPLTHAT YOU ARE DUMB CAUSE THE JOKES ARENT DIRECTED TO ONE PERSON. ~Preston Kinnett
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It only seems harsh to blonds cuz you dont have a back bone to say who cairs what you think.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book looks soooooo stupid and it is offensive cuz im a blonde
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I think i got the hole book from the sample
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The sample is 247 page of laughter i think if you need a laugh this is ur book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
mussarat zaidi More than 1 year ago
I got the sample of this book(247 pgs) and i LOVED IT!!!!!!!!! I was laughing so hard. This book was great and i am really gald i got it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
You could just archive it (works like deleting)