All Classic Blonde Jokes

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The number one blonde jokes book, guaranteed to keep you laughing.
More than 200 pages packed with hundreds of the best blonde jokes. Extra: Includes more than 150 celebrity blonde quotes.

Sample jokes:

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
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Overview

The number one blonde jokes book, guaranteed to keep you laughing.
More than 200 pages packed with hundreds of the best blonde jokes. Extra: Includes more than 150 celebrity blonde quotes.

Sample jokes:

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"Helloooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
So the blonde whispers, "Can I have a burger and fries?"

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781453691397
  • Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
  • Publication date: 7/26/2010
  • Pages: 216
  • Sales rank: 1,139,844
  • Product dimensions: 5.00 (w) x 8.00 (h) x 0.46 (d)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 4, 2012

    Hh

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didnt see the cover until i got sample!!!!!!!!! BTW the dirty blondes part was disturbing cuz im 13!!!! I thought this was just jokes!!!!!! :(

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted September 22, 2011

    Horrible

    The picture on the cover did not show up on this book so i did not see the awful picture on the cover until read the sample. I also didn't appreciate Barnes and Noble adding that other foul perverted book without my consent just because it was on my recommended list for this junk. How am suppoaed to expain this to people who look at my library? This is terrible! WHY is thia book even available?

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 26, 2014

    Really funny ... and im blonde !

    This book is so hilarious ! The sample is really awesome. It has 246 pages ! The jokes are good and funny and they actually make sense.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 6, 2013

    You just make fun off blondes cause your just jeoules

    Score one for the blondes

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 11, 2013

    Kool

    Good book it was funny and fun 2 read

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 19, 2013

    To Jello and other reviewers

    I Know is your first naMe jack because if it is this is preston K?? WHY DO BLONDES TAKE IT PERSONNALLY ITS NOT JUST ONE PERSON THAT GIVES PEOPLE THE IDEA. IT COULD HAVE BEEN BRUNNETES OR READHEADS BUT SOMEONE JUST RANDOMLY CHOSE TO MAKE IT BLONDES. IT MAKES IT WORSE WHEN YOU WINE ABOUT BEING A BLONDE WITH ALL THE JOKES IT SHOWS PEOPLTHAT YOU ARE DUMB CAUSE THE JOKES ARENT DIRECTED TO ONE PERSON.
    ~Preston Kinnett

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 23, 2013

    Jello

    It only seems harsh to blonds cuz you dont have a back bone to say who cairs what you think.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 9, 2012

    Omg

    This book looks soooooo stupid and it is offensive cuz im a blonde

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 16, 2012

    To september 23 2011

    You could just archive it (works like deleting)

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 3, 2012

    I think mine glitched

    I think i got the hole book from the sample

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 28, 2012

    these r funny

    The sample is 247 page of laughter i think if you need a laugh this is ur book

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 10, 2011

    Such a funny book

    I got the sample of this book(247 pgs) and i LOVED IT!!!!!!!!! I was laughing so hard. This book was great and i am really gald i got it.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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