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Aloha, Lady Blue: A Mystery

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by Charley Memminger
 

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This riveting new mystery series pays loving homage to legendary author John D. MacDonald. Stryker McBride is a former crime reporter who lives on a hugely expensive houseboat, "the Travis McGee." When Stryker receives an unexpected SOS call from a sultry beauty queen, he agrees to look into the suspicious death of the woman's grandfather. As Stryker investigates,

Overview

This riveting new mystery series pays loving homage to legendary author John D. MacDonald. Stryker McBride is a former crime reporter who lives on a hugely expensive houseboat, "the Travis McGee." When Stryker receives an unexpected SOS call from a sultry beauty queen, he agrees to look into the suspicious death of the woman's grandfather. As Stryker investigates, he encounters a cast of characters as diverse as Hawaii itself, including Auntie Kealoha, a charming entertainer turned mobster, and her 400 pound right-hand man, a Chinese-Hawaiian named Tiny Maunakea. Soon, Stryker discovers a deadly secret buried deep in the heart of Hawaii that has consequences much larger than one old man's death.


Vivid and exhilarating, Aloha, Lady Blue transports you right to the heart of an island paradise populated with exotic women, glorious scenery, and whispered scandals. Memminger brings Hawaii to life so vividly that you can almost hear the pounding of the surf and catch the scent of plumeria on the breeze. Fans of John D. MacDonald's Travis McGee series will be swept away by this delicious, action-packed tale.

Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly
Deft storytelling, intrigue galore, and island splendor distinguish humor columnist Memminger’s strong first novel. Former investigative journalist Stryker McBride maintains a somewhat secluded lifestyle aboard his luxurious houseboat, the Travis McGee, docked at the Bayview Yacht Club on Oahu’s windward shore.One phone call from his high school crush, Amber Kalanianaole Kam, whom he hasn’t seen in 20 years, changes everything. Amber wants Stryker to do a little digging into the suspicious death of her grandfather, Chinese businessman Wai Lo Fat.Stryker doubts the sincerity of Amber’s request, but looks into the case anyway, at what turns out to be great personal peril as secrets of the past combined with the local mafia lead Stryker into Hawaii’s dangerous criminal underground. Hilarious side characters (like Stryker’s lawyer, Sue Darling) and side stories (like the tale of Franky Five Fins) lend ballast. Readers will want to see a lot more of this engaging hero in the John D. MacDonald tradition. Agent: Richard Pine, Inkwell Management. (Jan.)
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“Whatever you call it, McDonald homage or Memminger original, it's pretty darned good.” —Booklist

“A great read—extraordinary! For anyone who lives in Hawaii, visits Hawaii, or even dreams of going to Hawaii. Oh, what the heck, it’s for anyone who loves a crackling good story!” —Pat Sajak, long-time host of Wheel of Fortune

“Everything you want in a mystery-thriller: beautiful, dangerous women, ugly, even more dangerous thugs, a rash of inexplicable murders, and, best of all, two fairly unreliable canine companions, Kane and Lono. The only question is, 'when's the next one coming out?'” —Bruce Cameron, New York Times bestselling author of A Dog’s Purpose

“In a long and legendary career as a crime reporter in Hawaii, Charley Memminger has met more than his share of hit men, cons, and colorful characters. They leap off the page, packing a Hawaiian punch and taking the reader to a lusty luau on the underside of paradise. Smart, funny, tough, and sparkles with insight. Stryker McBride gets my vote as Hawaii's newest hero. I hate to say it, but move over, Magnum.” —Kinky Friedman

“Charley Memminger should be named Hawaii's state gem. Sorry black coral, he's just better than you are. His great first novel made me feel like I just took a Hawaiian vacation, and not your usual boring beach vacation, but a thrilling trip filled with corrupt cops and libidinous Russians.” —A.J. Jacobs, author of The Know-it-All

“Memminger does for Hawaii what John D. MacDonald did for Florida: makes it come alive.” —David Houle, author of The Shift Age

“Thoroughly authentic and entertaining. A fast and furious ride with unforgettable characters, hot Hawaiian nights, and a dark and dirty secret that could scar the face of America's paradise.” —Andre and Maria Jacquemetton, executive producers of Mad Men

“Chilling and sometimes hilarious… Shines with a cruel brilliance and an honest hypnotic power.” —Frank South, executive producer of Baywatch and Melrose Place

Library Journal
The novel’s protagonist, Stryker McBride, sports a bad porn name, lives on a houseboat circa Miami Vice Don Johnson, is far too sexually successful (one word, threesome), and lives in Hawaii (Magnum, P.I. marathon, anyone?). Even with a tired setup like this, Memminger creates a spirited detecto story. McBride is an ex-journalist living at the Bayview Yacht Club on Oahu with his two German Shepherds. He’s recovering from an assault that forced him into retirement and semi-seclusion; the same incident has made virtually every cop on the island hate his guts. When his high school crush seduces him in order to look into the death of her father, McBride’s bs meter lights up, only to be overridden by his dick. The rub is that the father owned a taro field which, by all that is American and capitalistic, should have been plowed under to make way for McMansions ages ago. So what gives? Ex-journalist himself, Memminger’s writing flows easily, and though McBride’s history is dense, everything remains quite clear. This is perfect for a winter’s day read because places like Kaneohe Bay, Waimanalo, and the Koolau Mountains sound awfully dreamy when it’s four degrees outside.

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Kirkus Reviews
Humor columnist Memminger's first novel follows a prematurely retired newsman through the paradise of the Hawaiian Islands as he unearths some old and very dirty secrets. Since corrupt Sgt. Jake Stane ended both Stryker McBride's career at the Honolulu Journal and Officer Jeannie Kai's life when he shot them two years ago, Stryker hasn't been looking for trouble. Mourning Jeannie Kai and more or less satisfied that Stane's rotting in prison, the former crime reporter has been living aboard the Travis McGee, dry-docked at a yacht club for which he's volunteered to serve as night watchman. But if trouble's going to find him, it might as well be in the person of Amber Kalanianaole Kam, the high school crush who wants Stryker to find out why her ancient grandfather Wai Lo Fat, a co-founder of Four Gates Enterprises, drowned in five inches of water in a taro field. Amber's worried that he's been the victim of foul play; medical examiner Dr. Melba McCall assures Stryker that he hasn't. So Stryker, whose every move is shadowed by obvious bad guys like Dragon Boy Danny Chung and organized crime enforcer Tiny Maunakea, starts digging, and in no time at all, he's dug up enough to ruffle the feathers of both Auntie Kealoha, the Godmother of Hawaiian crime, and Amber, who fires him and throws him out. By this time, though, Stryker, who's obviously read a fair number of books about freelance investigators, has his teeth in the case and refuses to let go. He won't be satisfied until he's traced Wai Lo Fat's death to a coverup of a shameful crime committed before he was born. Colorful characters, shaggy plotting, a seemly modicum of wisecracks, and enough expository and scenic asides for a guidebook.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781250020994
Publisher:
St. Martin's Press
Publication date:
01/22/2013
Sold by:
Macmillan
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
320
Sales rank:
409,927
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869 KB

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Aloha, Lady Blue

A Mystery


By Charley Memminger

St. Martin's Press

Copyright © 2013 Charley Memminger
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-250-02099-4


CHAPTER 1

It was one of those typically blustery mornings in late August when rain squalls march across Kaneohe Bay from the eastern ocean, one after the other like soggy invading battalions. I was in the day cabin of the Travis McGee, my fifty-foot-long Vagabond houseboat, nursing along my first meal of the day, which I had come to refer to as Honey Bunches of Budweiser because it sounded healthier than "swigging beer for breakfast." The gods were restless, pacing outside the screen door on the covered aft deck, waiting to be fed. The two German shepherds, Kane and Lono, had been on duty all night, patrolling the grounds of the Bayview Yacht Club, a small suburban club on the windward side of Oahu where I kept my boat. As the nominal night watchman, I was the only club member allowed to live on his boat. Keeping an eye on two piers berthing about seventy-five boats, a swimming pool, two tennis courts, and the club's longhouse and bar wasn't as difficult as guarding Fort Knox or even Taco Bell, especially with the gods doing most of the heavy lifting.

I took the gods two large metal bowls with dry dog food mixed with leftover spaghetti and meat sauce from the night before, which they tucked into with the restraint of hyenas bringing down a Serengeti wildebeest. They were still wet from their last patrol, so I couldn't let them inside. I'm not the greatest housekeeper in the world, but you don't spend a couple of hundred thousand bucks on a houseboat just to have it smell of Eau de Damp Dogs.

I had already taken my morning exercise, diving off the end of A Pier and swimming the half mile along the edge of the channel to the last reef marker and then back. I was still in pretty good shape for a gentleman of a certain age. Nothing like when I was a nationally ranked butterfly specialist, but I wasn't ready for a walker and ear trumpet just yet.

I finished my breakfast with a last swig and walked back inside. The houseboat came with twin Merc 230-horsepower engines, two seventy-five-gallon fuel tanks, two bedrooms with baths, two wet bars, galley, covered lanais fore and aft, and a day cabin big enough to stage the finale of Oklahoma! The day cabin was ringed by picture windows that let in light no matter what time of day when the blinds were open. It was bordered on one side with a leather sofa facing the big Sony. A wet bar was in the corner, and elsewhere in the room were coffee tables, another couch, and a couple of chairs for hypothetical guests. The galley was separated from the main room by a counter and contained all the usual appliances you'd find in a regular kitchen except for a garbage disposal. There was no sewer hookup.

Upstairs, or up the ladder, as the grumpier old salts at the club liked to remind me, was a second deck with a state-of-the-art flying bridge, the other wet bar, a hot tub, a couple of kayaks, surfboards, and a Kawasaki Ninja ZX-14 Jet Ski. A guy has got to have his toys.

I'm told there are also a couple of anchors somewhere on the boat, but I hadn't had to use them because I had yet to put the Travis McGee in the water. The thing about a smallish yacht club is that there are only so many wet slips, especially slips that can handle a fifty-foot-long houseboat, and Bayview Yacht Club boat owners tend to hang on to their slips until they die.

You'd think that since the average age of a club member seemed to be about 114, boat slips would become available rather frequently. But it's the members of the tennis fleet, the ones who get daily exercise and restrict their alcohol intake, who die off regularly. The geezers who own boats, who drink all day in the Longhouse Bar reliving the glorious days of sail when Admiral Nelson ruled the sea, these guys apparently live forever. It must be all those vitamins in the rum.

So the Travis McGee had been sitting on blocks at the water's edge for the past year and a half, sort of like my life.

I looked at the cluttered desk near the hallway that passed as my office. The red light on the telephone blinked on and off indicating there was a voice message, one I had already listened to three times. It was from Amber Kalanianaole Kam, a girl I had had a huge crush on in high school but hadn't laid eyes on for probably twenty years. I pushed the button to hear the message a fourth time. Her voice sounded fragile, like a piece of fine porcelain about to shatter.

"Stryker," she said. "You might not remember me, but we went to Punahou together. My grandfather Wai Lo Fat died in a terrible accident a week ago. Stryker, I think I need your help."

CHAPTER 2

An hour after sunrise, steady trade winds blew the rain squalls over the Koolau Mountain Range toward Honolulu and eventually out into the southern sea. The late-summer sun quickly dried everything in sight: boats, piers, cars, tennis courts, and the gods themselves. Kane and Lono, sated from their Italian breakfast, had plopped down under the awning on the stern lanai and gone to sleep. I headed across the lawn toward the longhouse to see if I could find a Honolulu Advertiser with news of Wai Lo Fat's death. Before I called Amber back, I wanted to know what I was dealing with. Old reporter's instincts die hard.

Passing the swimming pool, I glanced out of habit at the fifty-five-foot-tall sailboat mast set in a concrete base that served as the club's flagpole. The Stars and Stripes and the Hawaii state flag were at the top of the mast, but the smaller ocean blue club flag was flying halfway down. One of our members apparently had gone to that big yacht club in the sky.

At the club office, I saw Commodore Fleetwood Richardson on the other side of the sliding glass counter windows shuffling some papers. I slid the glass partition open, feeling a rush of cool air from the air-conditioned room.

"Morning, Commodore," I said.

He looked up from the papers.

"Stryker, I swear you are positively turning into a ghoul," he said. "We just lowered that burgee an hour ago, and you are already running in here to find out who died. It was Old Lady Baldwin. She had a heart attack, God bless her. And she didn't have a damn wet slip."

"I just wanted to say good morning," I said, smiling.

"A ghoul!" he growled, the way only a seventy-two-year-old former marine jet pilot who had done two tours in Vietnam could growl. "Why'd you get such a damn big boat in the first place? My God, it's like the Queen Mary. You're lucky we let you live on the damn thing."

"We haven't had a major theft since I volunteered to keep an eye on the place at night," I countered.

"That's because of those two monsters patrolling the grounds," he said. "Hell, if we kept those dogs and got rid of you and the USS Enterprise out there, we'd have room for another tennis court."

I knew he was just firing the afterburners for the hell of it. He owned a thirty-five-foot-long power boat and had no love for the tennis fleet. If he could get rid of one of the two existing tennis courts to create more dry slips for boats on trailers, he would do it. For a small club, it was amazingly segregated. The fishing fleet boat owners didn't socialize with the pleasure boat owners. The sailboat owners hated all the power boaters. And all the boat owners turned their noses up at the non-boat-owning tennis players. The only place where peace and harmony seemed to reign was the drinking fleet, which met every afternoon at four at the large round table in the Longhouse Bar and of which I was a member in good standing.

After his verbal broadside, the commodore went back to his work. So I closed the glass partition and wandered over to a corner of the open Longhouse where members left paperbacks, magazines, and newspapers to share. I flipped through a few Honolulu Advertisers and some copies of the Honolulu Journal, the newspaper I had worked for before becoming nominal night watchman for the yacht club. Wai Lo Fat was a fairly prominent businessman and an elder in the Chinese community, so there were large feature obituaries in both papers. His decades of business success and public service were well documented, but there weren't many details about his death, other than he had apparently drowned in a taro field. As a former investigative reporter, my surprise meter is set pretty high. So I wasn't surprised that an old man drowned in a taro field. I wasn't even surprised to learn that the taro field was smack in the middle of Kahala, a posh residential colony east of the less photogenic side of Diamond Head and one of the most expensive chunks of real estate on the planet. Strange things happen all the time, even to elderly Chinese guys with weird names and the net financial worth of a small country.

That isn't to say I can't be surprised. In the summer of 1998, about a year after I started working for the Honolulu Journal, a local character known as the Rev. Franky Five Fins had somehow contrived to commit suicide by locking himself in a fifty-five-gallon drum, shooting himself fourteen times from outside the drum, and then tossing the drum off of a cliff near the Makapuu Point lighthouse. Now that was fucking surprising.

In a way, I considered the Rev. Franky Five Fins a friend. He was a former professional surfer, an ordained minister, and an underworld hit man. He must have been about fifty years old, part Hawaiian, part Portuguese, and part who-knows-what-else; what island locals called a poi dog. I used to run into him at Bowls, a surf spot off Ala Moana Park on Oahu's South Shore, between Honolulu and Waikiki. He was called Franky Five Fins because his nine-foot-ten Turbo Thruster surfboard had five fins instead of the standard three, the leading edge of each filed as sharp as a chef's knife. On the board's deck was airbrushed Guido Reni's Archangel Michael Defeating Satan, the seventeenth-century painting showing the Archangel Michael with his foot upon the head of Satan and sword poised for a fatal thrust. The expression on the face of the Archangel Michael was the same look the Rev. Franky Five Fins assumed when any other surfer was stupid enough to drop in on a wave Franky figured belonged to him. The penalty for a first offense was a stern lecture on good and evil and God's will. Should the offender prove unrepentant and try to steal a wave from Franky a second time, he would feel the wrath of the Archangel Michael when the good reverend launched the holy board into his back or legs. I had seen it happen more than once and can report that being struck by five sharpened fins in the back can really ebb a surfer's zest for wave riding.

For some reason, Franky liked me. Maybe because at one time I had been a nationally ranked competitive swimmer, like his idol Duke Kahanamoku. Or maybe because I never tried to steal any of his waves. We always sat together, outside the pack, waiting for the biggest swells. I was usually the only haole out at Bowls but never got hassled by the locals. Yes, I was a white guy, but I was the white guy sitting with Franky Five Fins.

One day, sitting in the water waiting for waves, I asked Franky Five Fins how, as a man of the cloth, he could justify firing a surfboard armed with hellishly sharpened skegs into the backs of clueless high school kids, practically decapitating them and causing them to wipe out onto the shallow reef.

"Stryker," he said, "Our Lord Jesus Christ didn't like pussies. Sometimes you just gotta knock the Word of God into these little cocksuckers."

He also saw no conflict between his religious calling and his professional career as a hired killer.

"You see, Stryker," he said, pointing to the Archangel Michael on his board, "that buggah right there is whacking Satan, but in real life Satan is people like that degenerate Mongoose Pacheco or Samoan Johnny. Sometimes it's God's will that certain cocksuckers get whacked."

At the time, I was an investigative reporter focusing on white collar crime — crime in the suites, not the streets — but I knew about the death of Samoan Johnny. He was a notorious leader of an organized crime group that controlled cockfights, drugs, and protection along the West Shore of Oahu. His partially eaten body had been found a few weeks earlier at a Waianae pig farm said to be favored by certain criminal enterprises wishing to make trouble disappear. But Mongoose Pacheco was still alive.

"I just saw Mongoose in Chinatown the other day," I said to Franky. "He's not dead."

"Not yet," Franky Five Fins said, giving me the official underworld hit man death stare.

Then he smiled.

"I'm just fucking with you, Stryker," he said. "Mongoose is okay."

A beautiful six-foot swell moved toward us, explosions of sunlight bouncing off of its blue face.

"Take it, Stryker," Franky said.

"You sure?" I asked, turning my board tentatively toward shore.

"All yours, haole boy." He laughed. I paddled for the wave, and as it took me I heard Franky Five Fins yell, "Go in peace, brother Stryker."

The next day the body of Mongoose Pacheco, a lowlife gambler, meth mouth, and sometimes bagman for Chinatown crime interests, was found slumped at the foot of a large iron cross in Our Lady of Redemption Roman Catholic cemetery on King Street with a trinity of .22 caliber bullet holes in the back of his head. And a week after that, some fishermen pulled a fifty-five-gallon drum with more bullet holes than Bonnie and Clyde's Ford sedan onto their boat off of Makapuu Point. Franky Five Fins had gone to meet his maker.

So while the unusual death of Wai Lo Fat in the taro patch didn't surprise me, the phone call from Amber Kalanianaole Kam did. We had attended high school together at Punahou, the most exclusive private school in Hawaii. But Amber was way out of my league. While she perched on the higher branches with the school's elite, kids from some of the richest and most politically powerful families in the state, I was in the "Downward Bound Program," a struggling C-student from the wrong side of the island on a swimming scholarship. I held the state record for the 50-meter and 100-meter butterfly, but Amber was senior class president, honor roll, and Blue Lotus Blossom Queen. She was an absolute knockout, a gorgeous Chinese-Hawaiian with long black hair and green almond eyes. Our relationship basically was that I ached for her with the intensity that only a seventeen-year-old boy with raging hormones could and she ignored me from afar. Close up, too. So why would she be calling me twenty-two years later in connection with the death of her grandfather?

After going through the newspapers I walked back to the Travis McGee and finally called the number Amber had left. As the phone rang, I realized I actually was nervous about calling her. Maybe you never grow out of that rigid psychological caste system that exists in high school. On the fourth ring, she answered. This time her voice wasn't soft and fragile, it was all business.

"You've reached the Kam residence. Leave a message."

I did. I take direction well.

"Amber, it's Stryker McBride returning your call," I said. "Sorry to hear about your grandfather. I'd be happy to help you out however I can. Call me and let's talk about it. Aloha."

I was pretty happy with my message: professional, yet tinged with concern. And I didn't sound overly excited that she had bothered to honor me with a phone call. The "aloha" at the end was kind of cliché, but better than "Tag, you're it."

I pulled a beer from the refrigerator and climbed the stairs-slash-ladder to the top deck with the telephone handset. The Jet Ski was sitting near the port rail, covered in a custom-designed elastic waterproof cover. Last thing you want is your Jet Ski getting wet. I couldn't remember the last time I took it out. The six-person hot tub also was covered. It hadn't been used for a while, either. I guess I was being optimistic getting a six-person hot tub. I'd never had more than four in it, myself and three friendly premed students who had come to Hawaii from Oregon on a sailboat skippered by one of the girls' father. It was a hell of a night. How long ago had it been? A year?

I stood at the flying bridge, turning the stainless steel steering wheel back and forth. An elderly club member known as Football Mike because he had played in the NFL as a linebacker a million years ago walked by on his way to his boat.


(Continues...)

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Meet the Author

CHARLEY MEMMINGER is an award-winning humor columnist, screenwriter, and author who is based in Hawaii. A former crime and investigative reporter, Memminger's work has appeared nationally in magazines and newspapers. He was twice named the top humor columnist in the country by the National Society for Newspaper Columnists. He lives in the sleepy windward Oahu bay town of Kaneohe with his wife, cat, love birds, geckos, and other indigenous island wildlife.
CHARLEY MEMMINGER is a national award-winning humor columnist, screenwriter, and author who is based in Hawaii. A former crime and investigative reporter, Memminger's work has appeared nationally in magazines and newspapers. He was twice named the top humor columnist in the country by the National Society for Newspaper Columnists. He is the author of Aloha, Lady Blue and lives in the sleepy windward Oahu bay town of Kaneohe with his wife, cat, love birds, geckos, and other indigenous island wildlife.

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TurboLink More than 1 year ago
Charley Memminger is a beloved former Honolulu Advertiser columnist whose “Honolulu Light” column was eagerly anticipated with each update. I was delighted to learn he’d published a new book “Aloha, Lady Blue,” different from former publications, more of a crime mystery. That venue is not my normal reading fare, but it was Charley Memminger who we’ve missed, so it was worth the effort to take a look. I was delighted to find both a well-developed storyline and his standard mastery of understated though hilarious, laugh out loud lines. In fact, it was my sister in Virginia that alerted me to this book being published. She listened to the audio version, and I am certain missed most of the little hidden Easter egg prose that he crafted. To say he crafted it is probably going too far, it’s really the way he expresses himself in general, and that’s what makes it so much fun. My sister also reported that the audio version’s reader murdered Hawaiian name pronunciation, so read the book, much moh bettah. There was one continuing characteristic that made this book gangbusters, besides a very well developed plotline with multiple side stories, and that’s Charley’s very accurate description of relevant Oahu multi-culture places and style, as well as faithfully and accurately naming restaurants and other things we know (was that product placement Charley?). When he’s disguised something to protect the guilty (or innocent), he only changed a couple letters in the name to be able to claim “no foul,” which isn’t hard to do with Hawaiian names. And in a salute to a former well known Hawaii-based detective TV series, Charley gave us Stryker McBride’s gods Kane and Lolo, who add a certain balance to it all. While I never much cared for detective mysteries, I hope Charley will publish more of the Stryker McBride series (well, it won’t be a series unless he does). And OBTW, Stryker gets his 10 minutes of fame to set the world right in the end. Men everywhere are cheering. Aloha.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Ok, Charley is my brother, but this story captured me. His humor was terrific. Very good read!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I was upset when Aloha, Lady Blue was finished. I was reading Memminger's book at the same time I was reading Anderson's The Drummer. Wow two winners. Lady Blue has fantastic characters. I loved the style. Great depth of the local culture. Bring on Memminger's next read.
Howard_Daniel More than 1 year ago
Two thumbs up – and five stars! Fans of Charley Memminger, Hawaii’s national-award-winning humor columnist (“Honolulu Lite”), will love his first novel, “Aloha, Lady Blue.” Although the intricately woven plot of this thriller will keep you turning the pages way past your bedtime through a series of bizarre and entertainingly crafted episodes, the author’s funny streak will keep you smiling too. The elderly Chinese victim of the crime that Memminger’s hero, Stryker McBride, is trying to solve is called Wai Lo Fat. McBride describes his “first meal of the day, which I had come to refer to as Honey Bunches of Budweiser because it sounded healthier than ‘swigging beer for breakfast.’” The appeal of the novel is deepened by its ample serious side: the insights it provides into the not-always-pretty history and delicious multi-ethnic culture of the Aloha State, as well as its look at the seamy side of paradise, something Memminger knows well thanks to his years as an investigative reporter (unparalleled training for a future humor columnist!) who had his share of up-close-and-personal encounters with some of the more notorious denizens of the Islands’ underworld. Two thumbs up for “Aloha, Lady Blue” – and if I had more thumbs, they’d be up too!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago