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Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Turtleback School & Library Binding Edition)
     

Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Turtleback School & Library Binding Edition)

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by Jim Benton
 

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Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on . . . Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World).

Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.

"Dear Dumb Diary,

I got another poem today from You-Know-Who!

'She is the

Overview

Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on . . . Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World).

Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.

"Dear Dumb Diary,

I got another poem today from You-Know-Who!

'She is the fairest blossom, true,

She blooms in any weather.

But I must love her from afar.

We'll never be together.'

Signed,

M.P.

Can you believe the pain he's in? His suffering? The crushing heartache he endures every time he sees me? Gosh, it just makes me so happy!"

ABOUT JIM BENTON:

JIM BENTON is not a middle school girl, but do not hold that against him. He has managed to make a living out of being funny anyway. He is the creator of many licensed properties, some for big kids, some for little kids, and some for grown-ups that, frankly, are probably behaving like little kids. You may already know his properties It's Happy Bunny!, or Just Jimmy, and you are about to get to know Dear Dumb Diary. He's created a kids TV series, designed clothing, and written books. Jim Benton lives in Michigan with his spectacular wife and kids. They do not have a dog, and they especially do not have a vengeful beagle. This is his first series for Scholastic. Jamie Kelly doesn't know who Jim Benton is and wonders why he is even being mentioned in connection with her diary. She also wonders when the poison will take effect and if he is a boy . . . and cute.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781417686605
Publisher:
Demco Media
Publication date:
06/01/2005
Series:
Dear Dumb Diary Series , #3
Edition description:
THIS EDITION IS INTENDED FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY
Pages:
148
Sales rank:
887,439
Product dimensions:
5.25(w) x (h) x 0.75(d)
Lexile:
1040L (what's this?)
Age Range:
9 - 12 Years

Meet the Author

Jim Benton is a New York Times bestselling author and the creator of many licensed properties, including It's Happy Bunny. He’s created a kids’ TV series, designed clothing, and written books, such as Franny K. Stein and the bestselling Dear Dumb Diary series. Jim lives in Michigan with his spectacular wife and kids.

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Am I the Princess Or the Frog? (Turtleback School & Library Binding Edition) 4.4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 34 reviews.
Guest More than 1 year ago
This was the best one of my favorite series and it was the first on I read to. This one really got me hooked!
Dancer15KB More than 1 year ago
This book is funny and somtimes can relate to real life. This is a funny, funny, book. This book is Jamie Kelly's diary so don't tell her that we are reading her diary! shhhhh!!!!!
Guest More than 1 year ago
I loved this book it had to be the best book I ever read and I have read alot of books I am in sixth grade so I pretty much get what the message is in this book but my message is that we are all princesses to everyone in the inside but READ THIS BOOK I will be filled with laughter and maybe even a belly ache and a few tears but this has to be the best seires since Little Genie to my mind ofcourse Yes a thousand times yes DO READ THIS BOOK it is funnier than well I don't know but read this book please
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Pure awsomeness !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest More than 1 year ago
This was a wonderful book. I have read the first three Dear Dumb Diaries and this is by far the best one yet. The reason I wouldn't give it 5 stars is because it is pretty predictable. If you are wondering right now if you should buy this book the answer is yes, yes, YES!
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Guest More than 1 year ago
This book was great! I read it so fast though! I am going to read all of the rest of them. I couldn't put it down. I understood it too. That stuff happened to me. Except the whole teacher thing. That is disgusting!! I recommend this book to any one that enjoys reading diaries and funny books.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I love all the dear dumd diary books!! I always laugh! They are fun to read! I love all the books, I'm waiting for the Fourth one to come out, I CAN'T WAIT!!
Guest More than 1 year ago
Dear dumb diary series is what you need for a good laugh. Just because their short books doesn't mean their not great! I can't wait till the next one comes out.
Guest More than 1 year ago
Makes me laugh;the whole series. And I loved the first and the second one. Can't wait until the third one is released. It tells you about real life and how funny it can be!
Guest More than 1 year ago
I just read dear dumb diary and am writing a report on this book. I LOVE IT!!!!I really can't wait to read my pants are haunted. I had no idea that there was a third book I can't wait. I know Jamie isn't real, but thanks I learned alot about people and pets.In fact it's great to be reassured that my life is like most of the girls out there.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I loved this book. Dear dumb diary is funny and so good! I love the character Jamie.
Guest More than 1 year ago
Dear dumb diary iz so funny!!!!!!!!! i want 2 collect all of the books!!!!! The ones i have r my pants are haunted,prented this never happend.