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Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Turtleback School & Library Binding Edition)

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Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on . . . Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World).

Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. ...

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Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary Series #3)

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Overview

Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on . . . Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World).

Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.

"Dear Dumb Diary,

I got another poem today from You-Know-Who!

'She is the fairest blossom, true,

She blooms in any weather.

But I must love her from afar.

We'll never be together.'

Signed,

M.P.

Can you believe the pain he's in? His suffering? The crushing heartache he endures every time he sees me? Gosh, it just makes me so happy!"

ABOUT JIM BENTON:

JIM BENTON is not a middle school girl, but do not hold that against him. He has managed to make a living out of being funny anyway. He is the creator of many licensed properties, some for big kids, some for little kids, and some for grown-ups that, frankly, are probably behaving like little kids. You may already know his properties It's Happy Bunny!, or Just Jimmy, and you are about to get to know Dear Dumb Diary. He's created a kids TV series, designed clothing, and written books. Jim Benton lives in Michigan with his spectacular wife and kids. They do not have a dog, and they especially do not have a vengeful beagle. This is his first series for Scholastic. Jamie Kelly doesn't know who Jim Benton is and wonders why he is even being mentioned in connection with her diary. She also wonders when the poison will take effect and if he is a boy . . . and cute.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781417686605
  • Publisher: Demco Media
  • Publication date: 6/1/2005
  • Series: Dear Dumb Diary Series , #3
  • Format: Library Binding
  • Edition description: THIS EDITION IS INTENDED FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY
  • Pages: 148

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 24, 2008

    Wonderful!!!!!!

    I loved this book it had to be the best book I ever read and I have read alot of books I am in sixth grade so I pretty much get what the message is in this book but my message is that we are all princesses to everyone in the inside but READ THIS BOOK I will be filled with laughter and maybe even a belly ache and a few tears but this has to be the best seires since Little Genie to my mind ofcourse Yes a thousand times yes DO READ THIS BOOK it is funnier than well I don't know but read this book please

    4 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 1, 2007

    A reviewer

    This was the best one of my favorite series and it was the first on I read to. This one really got me hooked!

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 10, 2014

    True

    Middle school is terrible

    2 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted April 5, 2011

    It's amazing, just amazing! I just love it!

    This book is funny and somtimes can relate to real life. This is a funny, funny, book. This book is Jamie Kelly's diary so don't tell her that we are reading her diary! shhhhh!!!!!

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 20, 2014

    from the boss

    Y would u say that?

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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    Posted March 14, 2014

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    Posted March 13, 2014

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    Pure awsomeness !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Posted March 13, 2014

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    Posted March 19, 2014

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    I said your baby child socks

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 28, 2013

    v

    Ahhhhhhh love these seiries!!!!!

    0 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 26, 2008

    The Best One Yet

    This was a wonderful book. I have read the first three Dear Dumb Diaries and this is by far the best one yet. The reason I wouldn't give it 5 stars is because it is pretty predictable. If you are wondering right now if you should buy this book the answer is yes, yes, YES!

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 28, 2008

    best book ever!!

    This book was great! I read it so fast though! I am going to read all of the rest of them. I couldn't put it down. I understood it too. That stuff happened to me. Except the whole teacher thing. That is disgusting!! I recommend this book to any one that enjoys reading diaries and funny books.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 7, 2006

    Best book ever!!!

    This is the best book I've ever read. Keep them coming!

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 9, 2006

    Good book

    I loved this book. Dear dumb diary is funny and so good! I love the character Jamie.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 14, 2006

    1 of my fav. books

    Dear dumb diary iz so funny!!!!!!!!! i want 2 collect all of the books!!!!! The ones i have r my pants are haunted,prented this never happend.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 8, 2005

    DEAR DUMB DIARY IS SO COOL!!!

    I love all the dear dumd diary books!! I always laugh! They are fun to read! I love all the books, I'm waiting for the Fourth one to come out, I CAN'T WAIT!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 22, 2005

    Dear Dumb Diary ROCKED!

    Dear dumb diary series is what you need for a good laugh. Just because their short books doesn't mean their not great! I can't wait till the next one comes out.

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