An Altogether New Book of Top Ten Lists

An Altogether New Book of Top Ten Lists

by David Letterman
     
 

Merciful God In Heaven Above! An altogether new collection of top ten lists!

Top Ten Reasons Why This Book Is Better Than Dave's TV Show

  • 10. Can sit naked in front of book without fear of radiation
  • 9. Reader not distracted by Dave's awful haircut
  • 8. Can be readily enjoyed in Amish households
  • 7. If you fall asleep while reading the book you won't

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Overview

Merciful God In Heaven Above! An altogether new collection of top ten lists!

Top Ten Reasons Why This Book Is Better Than Dave's TV Show

  • 10. Can sit naked in front of book without fear of radiation
  • 9. Reader not distracted by Dave's awful haircut
  • 8. Can be readily enjoyed in Amish households
  • 7. If you fall asleep while reading the book you won't wake up to fat weather guy wishing Happy Birthday to one hundred-year-olds
  • 6. Can use your imagination to picture lists being read aloud by handsome actor George Peppard
  • 5. Origami! Origami! Origami!
  • 4. Can be enjoyed by inmates who have lost their TV privileges
  • 3. Carrying book around proudly announces to rest of world, "I can read large print!"
  • 2. Easier to shoplift than 26-inch Trinitron Stereo Sony
  • 1. Any book is better than Dave's TV show

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780671749019
Publisher:
Pocket Books
Publication date:
08/30/1991
Pages:
169
Product dimensions:
5.01(w) x 9.23(h) x 0.48(d)

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