Anastasia at This Addressby Lois Lowry
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Anastasia Krupnik answers a personal ad, and by stretching the truth, finds herself in quite a predicament when the special "he" wants to meet her.
"Anastasia herself is at her best here: headstrong, inventive, endearing, and irrepressible, though not above learning from her mistakes." Publishers Weekly
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“Mom, I need you to tell me what a word means.” Anastasia peered through the doorway into the studio, where her mother was working on some book illustrations. Mrs. Krupnik looked up from the table where she’d been leaning over a large sheet of paper covered with an intricate pen-and-ink drawing. “What word?” she asked. “Gwem,” Anastasia said. “Gwem?” Katherine Krupnik put her pen down and stared at Anastasia. “Never heard of it. Is it English?” Anastasia nodded. “Yeah,” she said. “But maybe the vowel is wrong. It could be gwim. Or gwam.” “Guam is an island in the Pacific. Are you doing geography homework?” Anastasia made a face. “No. Not Guam. I should have spelled it for you. It’s with a W. G-w-a-m. Or gwem, or gwim.” Her mother shook her head. “Did you look in the dictionary?” “It’s not there. But I know it’s a word because I read it in a magazine.” “Well,” said Mrs. Krupnik, “they made a mistake. Or maybe it’s a misprint. There’s no such word as gwem. Or gwam. Or gwim.” Anastasia frowned. “How about gwum? It could be gwum.” Mrs. Krupnik grinned. “Aha!” she said. “Gwum. That one I know.” “What does it mean?” “Well, a person with a slight speech impediment? If that person is sad or depressed? He’s gwum. A wittle bit gwum and gwoomy.” “Ha-ha,” Anastasia said sarcastically. “You’re no help.” “Sorry,” her mother said. “Take a look at this, as long as you’re here, would you?” She turned the paper in front of her so that Anastasia could see it. “Do the proportions look right to you? It seems to me that the guy’s arms are a little too long.” Anastasia walked over to the drawing table and peered at the sketch, a complicated one that showed a pudgy farmer leading a long line of cows through a meadow. “No,” she said, after a moment. “His arms look just fine to me. I don’t know how you do it, Mom. I can’t draw anything, but you just whip off these fabulous pictures with no trouble at all.” “What do you mean, ‘whip off’? I went to art school for four long years, Anastasia, learning how to do this. My parents spent thousands of dollars of tuition so that I could draw cows with silly grins. Look at this one, with the daffodil hanging out of her mouth—isn’t she cute?” Her mother pointed to the cow, and Anastasia nodded. “But I always have trouble drawing people,” her mother said with a sigh. “Darn it. All those years of life class—” “I gotta go, Mom,” Anastasia said quickly. “I’m sorry I interrupted you. His arms are just fine, really.” She fled, closing the door to the studio behind her. Anastasia hated it when her mother mentioned life class. Life class was a terrible thing they did in art schools. It was a fake name: “life.” It made you think they would teach you something profound, something about the meaning of life. But they didn’t at all. It was really a class that taught you to draw people. Nude people. And let’s face it, Anastasia thought, nude was just another word for, ugh, naked. What if nuns decided to go to art school, to learn to make nice religious drawings, of saints and stuff? And the nuns would go off happily to life class, for Pete’s sake, thinking they would learn about the meaning of life—a thing that nuns were certainly interested in—and they would go into that room very innocent and nun-like, and—whammo. Naked people standing around. Anastasia shuddered, just thinking of it. Probably art schools all over the country were filled with unconscious nuns being carted away on stretchers, their faces pale with shock. “Gross,” Anastasia muttered, feeling sorry for nuns. She wandered back into her dad’s study and picked up the New York Review of Books. It was a truly boring magazine, Anastasia thought, but it had a couple of interesting pages at the end of each issue. She turned to the page she’d been reading and looked at the word again. Gwem. Or gwam. Or gwim. She wondered why they hadn’t put in the vowel. It was very frustrating, not knowing what the word meant. “Hi, sport. Are you turning literary all of a sudden? There’s a great article in there on the politics of Elizabethan poetry.” Anastasia’s father came into the study, set his briefcase on the couch, and reached for one of his pipes from the assortment that stood in a rack on his desk. “Hi, Dad. Look at this, would you? Do you know what this word means?” Anastasia pointed to it. She read aloud: “‘Gwem, slender, thirty-five, loves sunsets, Schubert, Springsteen, and spaghetti.’” “Gwem?” Her father peered over her shoulder with a puzzled look. “Oh. That’s not gwem, Dumbo. It’s an abbreviation, GWM. It means gay white male.” “But what about this one, farther down?” Anastasia read some more: “‘Dijof, petite and pretty, forty-two, seeks soulmate who appreciates Woody Allen, wood stoves, and Wordsworth.’” “Easy,” her father said, lighting his pipe. “DJF. Divorced Jewish female.” “Oh! Then—let’s see—SBM wouldn’t be sabim! Stupid me, I thought it was sabim! It would be—” “Single black male.” “Oh, neat! It’s like a puzzle! Here’s a divorced white female—DWF—who’s looking for a dentist with a sense of humor—” “Lotsa luck,” her father, who had recently had gum surgery, muttered. “And here’s—hey, listen, Dad, this one sounds like you! MWM. That would be married white male, right? Just like you?” “Right. What else does it say?” “‘Married white male, forty-eight’—that’s just your age, Dad—‘Ivy League background, needs companion occasional New York weekends,’” Anastasia read, “‘theater, long walks, snuggling.’” She looked up. “Snuggling? A married guy, snuggling?” Her father shrugged and rolled his eyes. Anastasia glared at him. “That’s not you, is it?” she asked suspiciously. “You’re not planning New York weekends, are you?” Her father groaned. “You know I hate New York,” he said. “And I hate long walks. And my weekends are taken. I snuggle with your mother, every weekend. Where is she, speaking of your mother? And where’s your brother?” Anastasia closed the New York Review of Books. “She’s working, in the studio. And Sam’s playing at his friend Adam’s. They’ll be bringing him home soon. Can I keep this?” “May,” her father said. He was looking through the stack of mail on his desk. “It’s not May, it’s March,” Anastasia pointed out. “I was correcting your grammar. May I keep this. Yes, you may. It’s last week’s; I’m through with it. Read the article about the politics of Elizabethan poetry. Impress the heck out of your seventh grade English teacher.” Anastasia scowled. There were enormous disadvantages to having a father who was an English professor, even if he was an MWM, 48, Ivy League background. She tucked the magazine under her arm and headed upstairs to her bedroom, on the third floor. To her bedroom, where her desk was. To her desk, where her best fine-tipped Rollerball pen was. She planned to write a letter. Anastasia was going to write to SWM, 28, boyish charm, inherited wealth, looking for tall young woman, nonsmoker, to share Caribbean vacations, reruns of Casablanca, and romance. Anastasia was only thirteen. But fifteen years didn’t seem too much of an age difference. Anastasia’s father was ten years older than her mother, for Pete’s sake. The important thing was being on the same wavelength. Her parents were definitely on the same wavelength. And Anastasia was quite certain that she was on the same wavelength as SWM. She was five-seven, which was tall. She was young. She hated smoking. She had watched the old movie Casablanca so many times that she could recite some of the dialogue by heart. She thought she would like Caribbean vacations, though she had never experienced one. And she was definitely ready for romance.
I apologize for not using the proper heading on this letter. I am a well-educated SWF and my education just last year included the writing of a Friendly Letter, and I know I should put the date and my address and all of that. And my name, at the end, after “Yours truly.” And this is a Friendly Letter. But it seems like an unusual situation. Rick in Casablanca would understand that, and I’m quite sure he wouldn’t put the proper heading on a Friendly Letter. He would use a code name, too, the way you have. And I will, too. You should use my code name on the envelope when you reply, because—as Rick knew, in Casablanca—there are spies everywhere. I am a tall young woman who has never smoked, not once, even when I have been with friends who tried to tempt me into trying it. I don’t spend all my time watching Casablanca. Sometimes, when I am not watching Casablanca, I am reading the New York Review of Books, especially parts like “The Politics of Elizabethan Poetry.” I always find it amazing that there are so many poets named Elizabeth, don’t you? Unfortunately I have not inherited wealth, as you have. But I have inherited my grandmother’s wedding ring, which I keep in my little carved wooden box that also holds other treasures. When you reply to this letter I will put your reply in my carved wooden box. Do you have any hobbies besides watching Casablanca?
Yours truly, SWIFTY
(Single White Intelligent Female: Tall Young)
Meet the Author
Lois Lowry is the author of more than thirty books for young adults, including the popular Anastasia Krupnik series. She has received countless honors, among them the Boston Globe-Horn Book Award, the Dorothy Canfield Fisher Award, the California Young Reader’s Medal, and the Mark Twain Award. She received Newbery Medals for two of her novels, NUMBER THE STARS and THE GIVER. Her first novel, A SUMMER TO DIE, was awarded the International Reading Association’s Children’s Book Award. Ms. Lowry now divides her time between Cambridge and an 1840s farmhouse in Maine. To learn more about Lois Lowry, see her website at www.loislowry.com.
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I liked this book, it was very funny and interesting, but one thing. Anastasia is too naive and Sam is too smart! I'm an eleven year old and I know. In this book, Anastasia acts exactly the same as she did when she was ten in her first book. She also seems to still have the same intelligence, too. I am much smarter than her, and so is the dumbest kid in my class. Also, Sam is too smart! He is two or three in that book, and he has a complete vocabulary. Though there are many three year olds who can talk just as well, if Anastasia is very dumb and Sam is very smart, it just doesn't work out. But aside from that, this is a great book!
I'm insipered by Lois Lowry because I'm about to become a writer too. I love the way she makes Anastasia's personatlity. Its A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!!! Especially for reading OUT LOUD. I'm dissapointed because it's the last book in the Anastasia Series and I'm eager to read more about Anastasia!! A must read!!
swm,28, is looking for a tall young woman, nonesmoker to share Caribean vactions with. Anastasia streches the turth and it turns out that one of her friends uncle is swm.