And I Quote: The Definitive Collection of Quotes, Sayings, and Jokes for the Contemporary Speechmaster, Revised

And I Quote: The Definitive Collection of Quotes, Sayings, and Jokes for the Contemporary Speechmaster, Revised

by Ashton Applewhite, Tripp Evans, Andrew Frothingham, William R. Evans
     
 

On Computers

The real problem is not whether machines think, but whether men do.

—-B. F. Skinner

On Conservation

In pushing other species to extinction, humanity is busy sawing off the limb on which it is perched.

—-Paul Ehrlich

On Change

Progress is a nice word. But change is its motivator and change has its enemies.

—-Robert F.

Overview

On Computers

The real problem is not whether machines think, but whether men do.

—-B. F. Skinner

On Conservation

In pushing other species to extinction, humanity is busy sawing off the limb on which it is perched.

—-Paul Ehrlich

On Change

Progress is a nice word. But change is its motivator and change has its enemies.

—-Robert F. Kennedy

On Commitment

To fly, we have to have resistance.

—-Maya Lin

On Depression

Depression is rage spread thin.

—-George Santayana

On Diversity

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes

Scrabble.

—-Dennis Miller

On Globalization

Neither conscience nor sanity itself suggests that the United States is, should, or could be the global gendarme.

— -Robert S. McNamara

On Imagination

Dare to be naïve.

—-Buckminster Fuller

On Loss

People in mourning have to come to grips with death before they can live again.

—-Elisabeth Kübler-Ross

On Poverty

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars on poverty are

0fought to map change.

—-Muhammad Ali

On Religion

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when

God talks to us we're said to be schizophrenic?

—-Lily Tomlin

On Technology

Today even our clocks are not made of clockwork.

—-Ian Stewart

Editorial Reviews

From the Publisher
On Computers

The real problem is not whether machines think, but whether men do.

—-B. F. Skinner

On Conservation

In pushing other species to extinction, humanity is busy sawing off the limb on which it is perched.

—-Paul Ehrlich

On Change

Progress is a nice word. But change is its motivator and change has its enemies.

—-Robert F. Kennedy

On Commitment

To fly, we have to have resistance.

—-Maya Lin

On Depression

Depression is rage spread thin.

—-George Santayana

On Diversity

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes

Scrabble.

—-Dennis Miller

On Globalization

Neither conscience nor sanity itself suggests that the United States is, should, or could be the global gendarme.

— -Robert S. McNamara

On Imagination

Dare to be naïve.

—-Buckminster Fuller

On Loss

People in mourning have to come to grips with death before they can live again.

—-Elisabeth Kübler-Ross

On Poverty

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars on poverty are

0fought to map change.

—-Muhammad Ali

On Religion

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when

God talks to us we're said to be schizophrenic?

—-Lily Tomlin

On Technology

Today even our clocks are not made of clockwork.

—-Ian Stewart

Publishers Weekly
A good speech may have a "good beginning and a good end-preferably close together," but tongue-tied toastmasters will cheer for this new edition of the exhaustive but sprightly and easy-to-use compendium of aphorisms, jokes and anecdotes. The book is designed for the speechmaker desperate for a nugget of wit and wisdom to spice up a talk; selections are arranged thematically, and an alphabetic index facilitates a quick look-up on topics from abortion to zeal. Orators will find timeless wisdom on truth, virtue and the meaning of life, while the many witticisms about the foibles of accountants, lawyers and psychiatrists (among others) are sure to keep trade-show and convention audiences in stitches. The editors include an introductory section on the art of public speaking (brevity, as always, is the soul of wit), but simply browsing through this treasury of well-turned phrases is bound to sharpen one's thoughts and elevate one's rhetoric. (Feb.) Copyright 2003 Cahners Business Information.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780312307448
Publisher:
St. Martin's Press
Publication date:
02/19/2003
Edition description:
Revised Edition
Pages:
544
Product dimensions:
6.30(w) x 9.50(h) x 1.50(d)

Meet the Author

Ashton Applewhite lives in New York and writes on subjects ranging from science and technology to family policy. A contributing editor to IEEE Spectrum Magazine, and staff writer for the American Museum of Natural History, she is the author of Cutting Loose: Why Women Who End Their Marriages Do So Well, and is at work on a book about family rituals.

William (Tripp) R. Evans, III, Ph.D., CSW, is a psychotherapist in private practice in New York City. The author or coauthor of a number of humor and reference books, he conducts seminars and consults with corporations, schools, and health organizations in the area of social-emotional learning. He also gives talks on Emotional Intelligence, Stress Management, Divorce, Single Parenting, and the Reconstituted Family.

Andrew Frothingham consults and writes for companies in all industries. In addition to speeches, he has written everything from annual reports and technical papers to greeting cards and tequila tasting guides. Having spent decades attending meetings and conferences, he is passionate about helping people develop more compelling, entertaining speeches and presentations. He earned his degrees at Harvard and lives in lower Manhattan with his wife and two sons.

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