Angelmaker

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A Wall Street Journal and Booklist Best Mystery of 2012
A Best Science Fiction Book of 2012 ? The Guardian
GeekDad's Best Adult Fiction of 2012 ? Wired.com

Finalist for the Los Angeles Times Book Prize and the Arthur C. Clarke Award

A rollicking romp of a spy ...

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Overview

A Wall Street Journal and Booklist Best Mystery of 2012
A Best Science Fiction Book of 2012 — The Guardian
GeekDad's Best Adult Fiction of 2012 — Wired.com

Finalist for the Los Angeles Times Book Prize and the Arthur C. Clarke Award

A rollicking romp of a spy thriller from the acclaimed author of The Gone-Away World.
 
Joe Spork fixes clocks. He has turned his back on his father’s legacy as one of London’s flashiest and most powerful gangsters and aims to live a quiet life. Edie Banister retired long ago from her career as a British secret agent. She spends her days with a cantankerous old pug for company. That is, until Joe repairs a particularly unusual clockwork mechanism, inadvertently triggering a 1950s doomsday machine. His once-quiet life is suddenly overrun by mad monks who worship John Ruskin, psychopathic serial killers, mad geniuses and dastardly villains. On the upside, he catches the eye of bright and brassy Polly, a woman with enough smarts to get anyone out of a sticky situation. In order to save the world and defeat the nefarious forces threatening it, Joe must help Edie complete a mission she abandoned years ago, and he must summon the courage to pick up his father’s old gun and join the fight.

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Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly
In Harkaway’s endlessly inventive second novel (after The Gone-Away World), Londoner Joe Spork has turned his back on his late father’s mobster legacy and become instead a clock repairman. Asked by a friend to fix a complex old machine, Joe finds himself inexplicably pursued by shadowy government agents, a rogue sect of technophiliac monks, a suburban serial killer and an identity-shifting Asian drug lord called Opium Khan. As Joe races to discover the true purpose of the machine, he learns that the answer might lie with elderly Edie Banister, a superspy during WWII. Edie’s flashbacks to her war adventures are easily the most diverting aspect of this book, but in no way overshadow Joe’s frantic search to uncover the truth about the machine, a doomsday device that turns out to be linked to his family history. With the fate of the world in his hands, Joe realizes that the only way to save the planet might be for him to embrace his father’s gangster heritage. Perhaps inspired by the New Wave science fiction of Michael Moorcock, the London crime novels of Jake Arnott, and the spy fiction of John le Carré (the author’s father), the novel ends up being its own absurdist sendup of pulp story tropes and end-of-the-world scenarios. Although the narrative often threatens to go off the rails, Harkaway makes his novel great fun on every page. Agent: Patrick Walsh, Conville and Walsh Literary Agency, U.K. (Mar.)
Library Journal
Joe Spork’s father was the king of London’s criminal underworld. His grand­father was a genius with clockwork. In Nick Harkaway’s Angelmaker (Knopf. ISBN 9780307595959. $26.95), a fantasy caper with a richly imagined alternate history, vividly crafted characters, and a genre-bending sensibility, Joe now runs a modest clockwork shop as he tries to make amends for his father’s sins. When he is asked to repair a particularly ornate and clever device, it turns out to be a doomsday machine that will draw Joe into the world of superspies, religious zealots, and vengeful despots.

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Library Journal
This second novel from British writer Harkaway (after The Gone-Away World) is a long, wild journey through a London dream world as the planet balances on the brink of some big event. At his Thames-side workshop, clock repairman Joe Spork starts receiving strange visitors and threatening inquiries, all related to a machine he's been trying to fix as a favor for a friend. He soon realizes that a dangerous religious cult, in cahoots with the British government, is after this apparatus, which he has inadvertently set in motion with perhaps world-ending implications. As Joe is pursued around England and the body count rises, the novel delves into the story of Edie Banister, a secret operative for British intelligence before World War II who had been sent to Asia to confront a murderous dictator and kidnap a scientist working on an invention similar to Joe's. VERDICT With its bizarre scenarios and feverish wordiness, its huge cast of British eccentrics and the dark forces of paranoia and totalitarianism lurking everywhere, this novel recalls the works of Martin Amis and Will Self. Immense fun and quite exciting. [See Prepub Alert, 9/11/11.]—Jim Coan, SUNY Coll. at Oneonta Lib.
Kirkus Reviews
A bang comes at the door, and with it an offer that one shouldn't refuse but must. Thus begins Brit novelist Harkaway's (The Gone-Away World, 2008) latest stuffed-to-the-rafters romp through genres and eras. Harkaway is the son of spy-thriller master John le Carré, but he has none of his father's economy or world-weariness. Indeed, he takes a more-is-better approach: If one jape is good, 10 will kill; if one dramatic arc succeeds, let's have a few more. The tale opens up as a sort of hard-boiled fantasy: The unfortunately named Joe Spork, a clock repairer by day, finds himself drawn into a weird web involving his father, a gangster and half of British intelligence during World War II and the early years of the Cold War, all courtesy of a sort of doomsday machine that falls into his possession. The current inhabitants of Whitehall want it. So does a bad, bad Asian dictator. A band of steampunks called the Ruskinites—you've got to know a little something about Victorian aesthete John Ruskin for that joke to work—figure in the proceedings, as do assorted hunters and collectors. Joe has a few choices: He can hit the trail, he can turn tough-guy and fight back or he can sell out. Which choice he'll stick with is a matter on which Harkaway leaves us guessing, meanwhile traveling the edges between fantasy, sci-fi, the detective novel, pomo fiction and a good old-fashioned comedy of the sort that Jerome K. Jerome might have written had he had a ticking thingy instead of a boat as his prop. Harkaway is a touch undisciplined; his tale stands comparison to Haruki Murakami's 1Q84, but it's a lot looser, and sometimes there's too much of a good thing. But it's a funny surfeit, rich with good humor and neat twists—and you've got to love the self-doubting super-spy heroine, once a bit of a femme fatale, now a dotty oldster: "She has to admit privately that she may be mad…She has not lost her marbles or popped her garters, or any of the cosier sorts of madness she had observed in her contemporaries. She has, if anything, gone postal." A touch early in the season for a beach book, though just the kind of thing to laugh at away from polite society. Top-notch.
From the Publisher
"A head-spinning cliffhanger that reads a bit like Harry Potter for grownups. . . . It would be a shame if no movie were made from this glorious piece of kaleidoscope-fiction." —The Wall Street Journal

“Brilliant, wholly original, and a major-league hoot.” —The Seattle Times

“Nick Harkaway has created a brand new genre: Existential pulp . . . Redolent of comic books and action serials, but there are also serious questions about the nature of existence and personhood being asked. . . . So over the top, it redefines where the top is.” —io9

“A big, gleefully absurd, huggable bear of a novel. . . . Harkaway’s prose is playful and beguiling, with a keen satiric edge.” —Slate 

“A story of technology and morality. It’s a wonderfully strange, rich piece of work— extremely entertaining and exciting—and has a wonderfully comic aspect to it as well.” —William Gibson
 
“A magnificent, literary, post-pulp triumph. . . . Angelmaker is an entertaining tour-de-force that demands to be adored.”  —The Independent (London)

“It’s hard to put a finger on exactly why Angelmaker is one of the year’s best books. Know this, though: it is.”  —Tor.com
 
Angelmaker strenuously avoids falling into any usual category of fiction. Part science fiction, part philosophical exploration, part steampunk fantasy and part lovingly realistic description of contemporary London, it pays tribute to Charles Dickens in its quirky names and frequent coincidences, and to pulp fiction in its semi-clad damsels and grisly scenes of torture. It is also mordantly funny.” —The Columbus Dispatch
 
“[Harkaway] manages to write surrealist adventure novels that feel both urgent and relevant. His novels are fun to read without seeming particularly frivolous, and beneath all the derring-do and shenanigans, there’s a low thrum of anxiety: everything and everyone you love could disappear at any moment. . . . Angelmaker is a truly impressive achievement.” —The Millions
 
“A lot of books are fun to read for the plot; a smaller percentage display this artful mastery of the language. And precious few manage to do both. Angelmaker falls into that last category.” —Wired.com
 
 “An ambitious, crowded, restless caper, cleverly told. . . .  A solid work of modern fantasy fiction.” —The Observer (London)
 
“Marvelously old-fashioned in the best sense of that word. It’s a sprawling, irreverent, blockbuster of a novel, an apocalyptic roller coaster of a book.”—Open Letters Monthly
 
“A genuine tale of fantastika. . . . And the truth of what we have done, and where we live now, shines through.”   —Strange Horizons
 
“A riotous, wildly inventive mish-mash of genres and seemingly contradictory ideas [Angelmaker] manages the not inconsiderable trick of being both immensely entertaining and curiously heartfelt.” —The Sydney Morning Herald
 
A joyful display of reckless, delightful invention, on a par with the rocket-powered novels of Neal Stephenson, if in rather more ironically diffident English form. Ideas come zinging in from all corners, and do so with linguistic verve and tremendous humour. . . . What a splendid ride.” —The Guardian (London)
 
An intricate and brilliant piece of escapism. . . . Gleefully nostalgic and firmly modern, hand-on-heart and tongue-in-cheek, this is as far as it could be from the wearied tropes that dominate so much of fantasy and SF.” —Daily Telegraph (London)
 
“[The Gone-Away World] was a work of such glorious, exhaustive excess a part of me wondered if Harkaway would actually write again. I am profoundly glad that he has: Angelmaker is every bit as entertaining and imaginative. . . . Effervescent and witty. . . . Harkaway manages the ideal blend of paying homage to a very British sense of decency and fair play, while at the same time idolising the rule-breakers.” — Stuart Kelly, Scotsman on Sunday
 
“Endlessly inventive. . . . An absurdist sendup of pulp story tropes and end-of-the-world scenarios.” —Publishers Weekly (starred review)
 
“Harkaway’s celebrated debut, The Gone-Away World . . . was really just a warm up act—a prodigiously talented novelist stretching muscles that few other writers even possess—for this tour de force of Dickensian bravura and genre-bending splendor. . . . This is a marvelous book, both sublimely intricate and compulsively readable.” —Booklist (starred review)
 
“Harkaway keeps us guessing, traveling the edges between fantasy, sci-fi, the detective novel, pomo fiction and a good old-fashioned comedy of the sort that Jerome K. Jerome might have written had he had a ticking thingy instead of a boat as his prop. . . . His tale stands comparison to Haruki Murakami’s 1Q84.” —Kirkus (starred review)

The Barnes & Noble Review

Let us first get the ultimately irrelevant, People magazine–worthy bit of trivia out of the way: Nick Harkaway is John le Carré's son. This accident of birth has as much or as little to do with his writing abilities and career as you care to grant it. Upon due consideration, a sensible person will accord it small weight. True, in the acknowledgements in his first book, The Gone-Away World, Harkaway did say: "Over the years, I have received from my parents — by osmosis, as it were — a master class in writing and surviving the novel." Likewise, the parallel section in his new book affirms: "I grew up in a house of stories, and some of those stories were tales of crooks and criminality. Some of them were of derring-do. All of them were amazing." But if you fancy that his style or subject matter is derivative of his father's, or that a subpar performance is being granted a nepotistic free pass, then a glance at his actual work will disabuse you of that fallacy faster than you can say "Joe Hill is not Stephen King."

The Gone-Away World was a masterful debut, one far removed from le Carré's patented sophisticated, Realpolitik thriller oeuvre. Surreal, absurd, speculatively outrageous, firmly embedded in the SF genre while also sharing affinities with the maximalist mainstream tradition of the 1960s (think John Barth and Robert Coover), the book abounded with wit, empathy, jollity, and satire. Its language was juicy and rich, in the manner of many a tall tale. It seemed the perfect polyamorous wedding of R. A. Lafferty, Fred Pohl, Donald Barthelme, and Ishmael Reed.

The novel opens some years after the Go-Away War has ruined our planet. The superweapons of this particular conflict are bombs that tear away at the roots of the real, destroying everything they touch and leaving a hungry vacuity that breeds monsters out of the imaginations of any hapless folk nearby. Only a narrow girdle surrounds the planet — protected by a pipeline that spews a chemical called FOX. (And could that acronym for a regressive, reality-distorting fog bear any significance for our own times?) Our nameless narrator is one of a hardy band of freelance roustabouts tasked with maintaining the pipeline.

But after this short and deft setup, Harkaway boldly embarks on a 300-page flashback that chronicles the narrator's entire life history, a rich, colorful tapestry of education and vocation, love and rivalry, adventure and bureaucratic tedium that eventually ends in wild wartime exploits. Finally rejoining the "realtime" plot, the tale goes on to uncover the narrator's surprising true existential nature, and to effect a paradigm shift that redeems the whole blasted world.

The world being depicted is not ours, but Harkaway's intent is not to show an alternate history, a subcreation that has logically branched off from ours, in the manner of, say, Michael Chabon's The Yiddish Policemen's Union. Neither is he projecting an off-kilter future as Ryan Boudinot does in Blueprints of the Afterlife. Rather, he is following in a grand but less-populated tradition, the orthogonally removed parallel universe, in which various convergences and divergences from what we take for granted serve parodic or instructive purposes. Past examples of such lateral world building include John Barth's Giles Goat-Boy, Robert Coover's The Public Burning, and Ishmael Reed's The Freelance Pallbearers. Harkaway succeeds to such an admirable extent that his book easily joins this illustrious catalogue.

Angelmaker, arriving a full four years after his debut, turns away from repeating such a maneuver, setting itself firmly in our consensus reality. But it fills our mundane globe with such a raft of hidden marvels and oddities that it transforms the known, miracle-devoid terrain into a marvelous and dangerous wonderland.

At the center of a large, entertaining cast of nonpareils and eccentrics, freaks and monsters, geniuses and idiots is one quite average, unassuming fellow (though he might very well be modestly hiding his considerable light under a bushel). This fellow is Joshua Joseph Spork. As his silly yet perfectly apt last name implies, he's rather a boring, utilitarian soul, neither one thing nor another but a blend, a hybrid tool. (He's even compared to a mere chisel at one point, in what is intended as a confidence-boosting gesture by a friend.)

Given that his dad was a famous, powerful crime lord, Joe Spork has one foot knowingly in the underworld. But his other relatives — including an influential grandfather — keep him on the straight-and-narrow. Joe has a talent for fixing intricate and delicate clockwork mechanisms, and that's really all that intrigues him. He lives a bachelor life dedicated to his art, despite some longings for female companionship, and strives for serenity. But all is undone when he is tricked into repairing a broken Doomsday Device, which promptly undertakes a slow destruction of the world. While fleeing those who would imprison or enlist him, Joe attempts to redeem his unwitting actions and to save the planet from the Apprehension Engine and its truth-telling mechanical bees. (Don't inquire too closely into that cruel mechanism, kissing cousin to the Go-Away bombs.) This quest will incidentally bring him the love of his life, Polly Cradle, that hoyden of wildly orgasmic "chemical-train sex."

Along the way, the reader will also encounter, just to name a few, Edie Banister, elderly retired superspy, and her blind pug, Bastion. Edie's lover, Françoise "Frankie" Fossoyeur, naïve mad scientist behind the Apprehension Engine. Polly's brother Mercer, a lawyer who is to all other lawyers as Nijinsky is to Chaz Bono. (The metaphor is mine, but I'm inspired by Harkaway's over-the-top, addictively quotable prose: "By the look of things, they are the interface between the world which draws a pay cheque openly and the one which holds the key to the barn in Suffolk where they hide the corpses of people murdered by members of the royal family.") Shem Shem Tsien, the "Opium Khan," Edie's own Professor Moriarty. Cecily Foalbury, proprietor of Harticle's, that repository of all things queer and obsolescent. And the Ruskinites, a cult of masked devotees of killer handicrafts.

These characters occupy a lively period from WWII to the present and frequent such outré venues as the criminal tunnel network underpinning London and known as Tosher's Beat, and Addeh Sikkim, "a tiny tinpot nation on the edge of the British Raj."

Now, as you might deduce from this précis, Harkaway's book falls pretty squarely into the mode once unadmiringly dubbed "hysterical realism" by critic James Wood but also called, less disparagingly, "recherché postmodernism." Pioneered by Thomas Pynchon and such unindicted co- conspirators as Tom Robbins, Edward Whittemore, Edward Abbey, and Richard Brautigan, such fiction forsakes naturalism for an amped-up gonzo filter on life. (And in fact Harkaway's sympathies might have been ascertained from his christening of a main figure in World "Gonzo Lubitsch," thus marrying Hunter Thompson's bad attitude and stylistic bag of tricks to those of a screwball-comedy directorial genius.)

But while comparisons to Stephenson's Cryptonomicon or Pynchon's Against the Day might well be supportable and even pertinent, to my sensibilities Harkaway's tone and affect are unlike those standard bearers. He deliberately eschews one task his peers readily assume: the gravitas of explaining the world and its systems. His books to date are more about sheer adventure, both ludicrous and poignant, microcosmic and macrocosmic. Recall his citation above, concerning the kinds of stories with which he was suckled: criminality and derring-do. In a figure such as the Opium Khan, we see pure pulp roots: Shem Shem Tsien is Fu Manchu and a dozen other Oriental Evil Geniuses. The Apprehension Engine, core MacGuffin, is echt steampunk (not a genre particularly known for favoring high-minded exegesis over sheer spectacle). Harkaway's amiable goofball humor differs, I think, from Pynchon's, which always has a desperate, strident edge about it. He's more akin to P. G. Wodehouse or Van Reid, whose Moosepath League books seem spun of the same daft moonbeams as Angelmaker.

Dashing through the propulsive, hundred-page climax of this gloriously uninhibited romp of a novel, it dawned on me that I had just read the best episode of The Avengers never filmed. By this comparison, natch, I am not invoking the Marvel Comics superteam, but rather the quintessentially British spy ensemble of Emma Peel and John Steed — here embodied in Cradle and Spork. Harkaway has managed to recapture the lighthearted brio of an earlier age of precision entertainment, when the world was deemed to be perpetually teetering on the brink of Armageddon but always capable of being snatched back to safety with a quip, a wink, a judo chop, and the lurid highlights reflecting off Mrs. Peel's leather catsuit.

Author of several acclaimed novels and story collections, including Fractal Paisleys, Little Doors, and Neutrino Drag, Paul Di Filippo was nominated for a Sturgeon Award, a Hugo Award, and a World Fantasy Award — all in a single year. William Gibson has called his work "spooky, haunting, and hilarious." His reviews have appeared in The Washington Post, Science Fiction Weekly, Asimov's Magazine, andThe San Francisco Chronicle.

Reviewer: Paul Di Filippo

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780307595959
  • Publisher: Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group
  • Publication date: 3/20/2012
  • Pages: 496
  • Sales rank: 977,858
  • Product dimensions: 6.40 (w) x 9.10 (h) x 1.80 (d)

Meet the Author

NICK HARKAWAY is the author of two novels, The Gone-Away World and Angelmaker, and The Blind Giant: Being Human in a Digital World. He is also a regular blogger for the Bookseller’s FutureBook website. From 1999 to 2008, he was a jobbing scriptwriter. During that time he also wrote brochure copy for a company selling bottle-capping machinery, and the website text for an exclusive lingerie boutique. He lives in London with his wife Clare, a human rights lawyer, and his daughter Clemency, an infant.
 
www.nickharkaway.com

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I.

At seven fifteen a.m., his bedroom slightly colder than the vacuum of space, Joshua Joseph Spork wears a longish leather coat and a pair of his father’s golfing socks. Papa Spork was not a natural golfer. Among other differences, natural golfers do not acquire their socks by hijacking a lorryload destined for St. Andrews. It isn’t done. Golf is a religion of patience. Socks come and socks go, and the wise golfer waits, sees the pair he wants, and buys it without fuss. The notion that he might put a Thompson sub-machine gun in the face of the burly Glaswegian driver, and tell him to quit the cab or adorn it . . . well. A man who does that is never going to get his handicap down below the teens.

The upside is that Joe doesn’t think of these socks as belonging to Papa Spork. They’re just one of two thousand pairs he inherited when his father passed on to the great bunker in the sky, contents of a lock-up off Brick Lane. He returned as much of the swag as he could—it was a weird, motley collection, very appropriate to Papa Spork’s somewhat eccentric life of crime—and found himself left with several suitcases of personal effects, family Bibles and albums, some bits and bobs his father apparently stole from his father, and a few pairs of socks the chairman of St. Andrews suggested he keep as a memento.

“I appreciate it can’t have been easy, doing this,” the chairman said over the phone. “Old wounds and so on.”

“Really, I’m just embarrassed.”

“Good Lord, don’t be. Bad enough that the sins of the fathers shall descend and all that, without feeling embarrassed about it. My father was in Bomber Command. Helped plan the firebombing of Dresden. Can you imagine? Pinching socks is rather benign, eh?”

“I suppose so.”

“Dresden was during the war, of course, so I suppose they thought it had to be done. Jolly heroic, no doubt. But I’ve seen photographs. Have you?”

“No.”

“Try not to, I should. They’ll stay with you. But if ever you do, for some godforsaken reason, it might make you feel better to be wearing a pair of lurid Argyles. I’m putting a few in a parcel. If it will salve your guilt, I shall choose the absolute nastiest ones.”

“Oh, yes, all right. Thank you.”

“I fly myself, you know. Civilian. I used to love it, but recently I can’t help but see firebombs falling. So I’ve sort of given up. Rather a shame, really.”

“Yes, it is.”

There’s a pause while the chairman considers the possibility that he may have revealed rather more of himself than he had intended.

“Right then. It’ll be the chartreuse. I quite fancy a pair of those myself, to wear next time I visit the old bugger up at Hawley Churchyard. ‘Look here, you frightful old sod,’ I shall tell him, ‘where you persuaded yourself it was absolutely vital that we immolate a city full of civilians, other men’s fathers restricted themselves to stealing ugly socks.’ That ought to show him, eh?”

“I suppose so.”

So on his feet now are the fruits of this curious exchange, and very welcome between his unpedicured soles and the icy floor.

The leather coat, meanwhile, is a precaution against attack. He does own a dressing gown, or rather, a toweling bathrobe, but while it’s more cosy to get into, it’s also more vulnerable. Joe Spork inhabits a warehouse space above his workshop—his late grandfather’s workshop—in a dingy, silent bit of London down by the river. The march of progress has passed it by because the views are grey and angular and the place smells strongly of riverbank, so the whole enormous building notionally belongs to him, though it is, alas, somewhat entailed to banks and lenders. Mathew—this being the name of his lamentable dad—had a relaxed attitude to paper debt; money was something you could always steal more of.

Speaking of debts, he wonders sometimes—when he contemplates the high days and the dark days of his time as the heir of crime—whether Mathew ever killed anyone. Or, indeed, whether he killed a multitude. Mobsters, after all, are given to arguing with one another in rather bloody ways, and the outcomes of these discussions are often bodies draped like wet cloth over barstools and behind the wheels of cars. Is there a secret graveyard somewhere, or a pig farm, where the consequences of his father’s breezy amorality are left to their final rest? And if there is, what liability does his son inherit on that score?

In reality, the ground floor is entirely given over to Joe’s workshop and saleroom. It’s high and mysterious, with things under dust sheets and—best of all—wrapped in thick black plastic and taped up in the far corner “to treat the woodworm.” Of recent days these objects are mostly nothing more than a couple of trestles or benches arranged to look significant when buyers come by, but some are the copper-bottomed real thing—timepieces, music boxes, and best of all: hand-made mechanical automata, painted and carved and cast when a computer was a fellow who could count without reference to his fingers.

It’s impossible, from within, not to know where the warehouse is. The smell of old London whispers up through the damp boards of the sale room, carrying with it traces of river, silt and mulch, but by some fillip of design and aging wood it never becomes obnoxious. The light from the window slots, high above ground level and glazed with that cross-wired glass for security, falls at the moment on no fewer than five Edinburgh long-case clocks, two pianolas, and one remarkable object which is either a mechanised rocking horse or something more outré for which Joe will have to find a rather racy sort of buyer. These grand prizes are surrounded by lesser ephemera and common-or-garden stock: crank-handle telephones, gramophones and curiosities. And there, on a plinth, is the Death Clock.

It’s just a piece of Victorian tat, really. A looming skeleton in a cowl drives a chariot from right to left, so that—to the western European observer, used to reading from left to right—he is coming to meet us. He has his scythe slung conveniently across his back for easy reaping, and a scrawny steed with an evil expression pulls the thing onward, ever onward. The facing wheel is a black clock with very slender bone hands. It has no chime; the message is perhaps that time passes without punctuation, but passes all the same. Joe’s grandfather, in his will, commended it to his heir for “special consideration”—the mechanism is very clever, motivated by atmospheric fluctuation—but the infant Joe was petrified of it, and the adolescent resented its immutable, morbid promise. Even now—particularly now, when thirty years of age is visible in his rear-view mirror and forty glowers at him from down the road ahead, now that his skin heals a little more slowly than it used to from solder burn and nicks and pinks, and his stomach is less a washboard and more a comfy if solid bench—Joe avoids looking at it.

The Death Clock also guards his only shameful secret, a minor, practical concession to the past and the financial necessities. In the deepest shadows of the warehouse, next to the leaky part of the wall and covered in a grimy dustsheet, are six old slot machines—genuine one-armed bandits—which he is refurbishing for an old acquaintance named Jorge. Jorge (“Yooorrr-geh! With passion like Pasternak!” he tells new acquaintances) runs a number of low dives which feature gambling and other vices as their main attractions, and Joe’s job is to maintain these traditional machines—which now dispense tokens for high-value amounts and intimate services rather than mere pennies—and to bugger them systematically so that they pay out on rare occasions or according to Jorge’s personal instruction. The price of continuity in the clockworking business is minor compromise.

The floor above—the living area, where Joe has a bed and some old wooden wardrobes big enough to conceal a battleship—is a beautiful space. It has broad, arched windows and mellowed red-brick walls which look out onto the river on one side, and on the other an urban landscape of stores and markets, depots and back offices, lock-ups, car dealerships, Customs pounds, and one vile square of green-grey grass which is protected by some indelible ordinance and thus must be allowed to fester where it lies.

All very fine, but the warehouse has recently acquired one serious irritant: a cat. At some time, one mooring two hundred yards up was allowed to go to a houseboat, on which lives a very sweet, very poor family called Watson. Griff and Abbie are a brace of mildly paranoid anarchists, deeply allergic to paperwork and employment on conscientious grounds. There’s a curious courage to them both: they believe in a political reality which is utterly terrifying, and they’re fighting it. Joe is never sure whether they’re mad or just alarmingly and uncompromisingly incapable of self-delusion.

In any case, he gives any spare clockwork toys he has to the Watsons, and eats dinner with them once in a while to make sure they’re still alive. They in their turn share with him vegetables from their allotment and keep an eye on the warehouse if he goes away for the weekend. The cat (Joe thinks of it as ‘the Parasite’) adopted them some months ago and now rules the houseboat by a combination of adept political and emotional pressure brought to bear through the delighted Watson children and a psychotic approach to the rodent population, which earns the approval of Mr. and Mrs. W. Sadly, the Parasite has identified the warehouse as its next home, if once it can destroy or evict the present owner, of whom it does not approve.

Joe peers into the piece of burnished brass he uses as a shaving mirror. He found it here when he took possession, a riveted panel from something bigger, and he likes the warmth of it. Glass mirrors are green, and make your image look sick and sad. He doesn’t want to be the person he sees reflected in a glass mirror. Instead, here’s this warm, genial bloke, a little unkempt, but—if not wealthy—at least healthy and fairly wise.

Joe is a big man, with wide shoulders and hips. His bones are heavy. He has a strong face, and his skull is proud beneath the skin. Passably handsome, perhaps, but not delicate. Unlike Papa Spork, who had his father’s genes, and looked like a flamenco dancer, Joe is most unfairly designed by nature to resemble a guy who works the door at the rougher kind of bar. He gets it from his mother’s side: Harriet Spork is a narrow creature, but that owes more to religion and meals high in fibre than it does to genetics. Her bones are the bones of a Cumbrian meat-packer and his Dorset yeoman wife. Nature intended in her design a hearty life of toil, open fires and plump old age attended by a brood of sun-touched brats. That she chose instead to be a singer and more latterly a nun is evidence of a certain submerged cussedness, or possibly a consequence of the strange upheavals of the twentieth century, which made rural motherhood look, at least for a while, like an admission of defeat.

From somewhere in the warehouse, there’s a curiously suffused silence. A hunting silence: the Parasite, having declared war almost immediately upon making his acquaintance, enters each morning via the window that Joe props open to stop the place getting stuffy when the central heating comes on, and ascends to balance on the white, moulded frame around the kitchen door. When he passes underneath, it drops onto his shoulders, extends its claws, and slides down his back in an attempt to peel him like an apple. The leather jacket and, alas, the skin beneath—because the first time this happened he was wearing only a pajama shirt—carry the scars.

Today, tiring of a.m. guerilla war—and sensitive to the possibility that while he is presently single, he may one day bring an actual woman to this place, and she may wish not to be scalped by an irate feline when she sashays off to make tea, perhaps with one of his shirts thrown around her shoulders and the hem brushing the tops of her elegant legs and revealing the narrowest sliver of buttock—Joe has chosen to escalate the situation. Late last night, he applied a thin layer of Vaseline to the coping. He tries not to reflect on the nature of a life whose high point is an adversarial relationship with an entity possessing the same approximate reasoning and emotional alertness as a milk bottle.

Ah. That whisper is a silken tail brushing the mug tree with its friendly, mismatched china. That creak means the floorboard by the wall, that pitter-patter is the animal jumping from the dresser . . . and that remarkable, outraged sound must be the noise it makes bouncing off the far wall after sliding all along the coping, followed by . . . yes. An undignified thump as it hits the floor. Joe wanders into his kitchen. The Parasite stares at him from the corner, eyes spilling over with mutiny and hate.

“Primate,” Joe tells it, waggling his hands. “Tool user. Opposable thumbs.”

The Parasite glowers, and stalks out.

Having thus inaugurated Victory Over The Cat Day, it is in the nature of his world that Joe Spork should immediately be overtaken on the ladder of mammalian supremacy by a dog.

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    Outstanding

    This book is a must read for any light scifi lover. It starts out slow but builds quickly with amazing characters and excellent prose. The characters are fully realized and its entirely believable that they have lives outside of the narrative of the book. Its just as good as Gone Away World and in some respects its even better.

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    Life is too short to to have to wade through ponderous prose wit

    Life is too short to to have to wade through ponderous prose with so little dialogue.

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    It was a lot of fun but I felt like a trilogy might have filled me in a little. So much information so few pages. I will read more of Mr. Harkaway and try to catch up with him!

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