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With bravura storytelling, daring imagination, and fierce narrative control, this dazzling debut introduces that rare writer who finds humanity in our most unconventional behavior, and the humor beneath our darkest impulses.

In these strange, funny, and unnerving stories, animals become the litmus test of our deepest fears and longings. In the title story, an elephant keeper courts danger from his gentle charge; in “Miss Waldron’s Red Colobus,” a headstrong young woman in Africa...

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With bravura storytelling, daring imagination, and fierce narrative control, this dazzling debut introduces that rare writer who finds humanity in our most unconventional behavior, and the humor beneath our darkest impulses.

In these strange, funny, and unnerving stories, animals become the litmus test of our deepest fears and longings. In the title story, an elephant keeper courts danger from his gentle charge; in “Miss Waldron’s Red Colobus,” a headstrong young woman in Africa is lured by the freedom of the monkeys in the trees; in “Talk Turkey,” a boy has secret conversations with the turkeys on his friend’s family’s farm; in “Slim’s Last Ride,” a child plays chilling games with his pet rabbit; in “Gallus Gallus,” a pompous husband projects his anger at his wife onto her prized rooster.

This fresh, inventive debut will introduce Hannah Tinti as one of the most gifted writers of her generation. Enter her world at your own risk, and you will come away bewitched.

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Animal Crackers is a sublime collection of haunting and unusual stories in which animals both domestic and wild hold up a mirror to their human counterparts, revealing dark compulsions and irrational impulses -- traits that, traditionally, humans have attributed to animals.

In "Reasonable Terms," a group of rebellious giraffes goes on strike, feigning suicide and demanding better living conditions in exchange for continuing their exhibition at the zoo. A disturbed boy's cruelty proceeds unchecked in "Slim's Last Ride," and in "Talk Turkey," three emotionally isolated boys, brought together by a school project, dream of a future more promising than that of their abusive childhood. A failing marriage serves as the backdrop in "Gallus Gallus," in which a treasured rooster is made the scapegoat. And the title story introduces a world-weary zookeeper and his colleagues as they care for the zoo animals, with little of the enthusiasm with which they once performed their tasks.

Each of these stories resonates because we recognize Tinti's characters: They are people we know, those we have heard described, and sometimes, to our shame, ourselves. With a spare writing style, evocative of Raymond Carver yet clearly her own, in Animal Crackers Hannah Tinti displays her talent for finding the humor in difficult and painful situations and brings us a book full of stories that is a joy to read. (Summer 2004 Selection)

The New York Times
The vignettes show off Tinti's gift for the quick study. They also establish her theme of animals as the secret sharers of humanity, the unwitting repositories of our desires and fears. — Michael Agger
Publishers Weekly
Animals play the starring roles in Tinti's striking debut collection. In 11 highly original, sometimes gorgeous stories, they are freighted with the symbolic significance of all that is peculiar, cruel and loving in their human counterparts. "Big animals are like big problems," says the title story's zookeeper, but more often, it's people and their complex relationships to themselves and one another that cause the problems. In "Preservation," a young painter charged with restoring murals in a natural history museum's dioramas is haunted by the impending death of her artist father in the form of a stuffed black bear come to life. A woman mourns the loss of her lover while caring for his pet boa constrictor in "How to Revitalize the Snake in Your Life." Tinti's weaker stories-"Gallus, Gallus" and "Hit Man of the Year"-read more like parables and lack the psychological realism that makes her wildest notions work so brilliantly. At its best, Tinti's suburban gothic recalls Joy Williams, where violence is domesticated though no less horrifying: a mother commits murder and covers the body with breakfast cereal in "Home Sweet Home," while in "Bloodworks," a father with his own history of cruelty to animals discovers a dead kitten in his son's closet and worries that there is "something in the family blood." A redeeming generosity underlies the harsher realities in these stories, and it is to Tinti's credit that her zookeepers and pet owners, as flawed as they are, are as sympathetic as her wise giraffes and gentle bunnies. Agent, Nicole Aragi. (On sale Mar. 3) Forecast: With rights sold in a dozen countries and Tinti's visibility as the editor of the new, well-regarded One Story magazine, this should make a much bigger splash than most debut collections. Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information.
Library Journal
In each of the 11 stories in this debut collection, animals figure as predators, prey, or trusted friends. Throughout, they goad men, women, and children into flirting with danger or traveling into unmapped territory. While many of the tales are disturbing, meeting at the intersection of horror and pathology, this is controlled creepiness; every story is well wrought and cleverly crafted. In "Home Sweet Home," Buster, a Labrador retriever, discovers the bodies of dead suburbanites Pat and Clyde. Adultery, murder, and family values collide in this intriguing beneath-the-surface glimpse into one picture-perfect community. "Talk Turkey," which peers into the social lives of three farm-fed teenagers, recalls the 2003 blockbuster Mystic River as it considers the long-term implications of trauma and betrayal. Similarly, "Bloodworks" and "Slim's Last Ride" peek into the psyches of troubled children, demonstrating how they can menace their parents, siblings, and pets. It's unsettling stuff. In fact, almost every piece in this volume will interrupt your thoughts and invade your sleep. With that warning, it is highly recommended for all libraries. [Previewed in Prepub Alert, LJ 11/1/03.]-Eleanor J. Bader, Brooklyn Copyright 2004 Reed Business Information.
Library Journal
Combining animal symbolism with depictions of animal-human interaction, Tinti (The Good Thief; reveals the dark side of human nature in these 11 at-once fascinating and repelling tales originally published in 2004 and newly available on audio. The narration by Laural Merlington (Keeper of the Keys) and Dan John Miller (Good People) is clear, distinct, and accent-free. Merlington's pleasant and flexible voice easily traverses the wide variety of characters. Miller, while stronger on the male voices, also manages well with the female and juvenile voices. One wishes, however, that Merlington and Miller had coread each tale instead of alternating stories, for added impact. A cross between Dr. Dolittle and the works of Dean Koontz and John Saul; for fans of animal stories and American short stories. [The Dial Pr. hc was nominated for a Hemingway/PEN Award.—Ed.]—Laurie Selwyn, formerly with Grayson Cty. Law Lib., Sherman, TX
Kirkus Reviews
As the title suggests, animals are the connecting motif among the 11 stories here, though newcomer Tinti's real concern lies with damaged human beings. In the title piece, an elephant keeper tempts fate by placing his head under the foot of his elephant-because of his own experience as victim and victimizer. The dog that appears in "Home Sweet Home," sniffing around a dead body, belongs to a murderess who not only kills her husband's mistress but also gets custody of her stepson, who has been unloved by his father. The pain of an absent or abusive father is frequently the underlying theme. In "Talk Turkey," the most involving story here, three unhappy preteen boys run away from home. After an accident on the road, the two with fathers, however imperfect, are rescued by said fathers and pick up their lives; the youngster being raised by his single mother is left behind, never heard from again. The zoo diorama restorer who feels stalked by a stuffed bear in "Preservation" is coming to grips with the impending death of her father, a famous artist but negligent parent. The same bear appears in "Hit Man of the Year," where it becomes a weapon used by a mob killer whose character is defined by his fatherless status and resulting lack of love. Tinti's animals are seldom more that props or metaphors for what's going on within her human characters; an exception is "Reasonable Terms," in which zoo animals go on strike. The two most brutal tales, "Slim's Last Ride" and "Bloodworks," involve children whose attacks on animals are particularly vicious. "Miss Waldron's Red Colobus" comes as a refreshing finale: the heroine, abandoned by her father but followed by his hired detectives, escapes into theAfrican jungle, becomes an explorer of mythic proportions, and has a monkey named after her. The clearly talented Tinti isn't afraid to take risks, but sometimes she pushes her artfulness a bit too self-consciously. Agent: Nicole Aragi
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781423385240
  • Publisher: Brilliance Audio
  • Publication date: 6/1/2009
  • Format: CD
  • Edition description: Unabridged
  • Product dimensions: 5.30 (w) x 7.20 (h) x 1.50 (d)

Meet the Author

Hannah Tinti’s work has been published in Story, Alaska Quarterly Review, Story Quarterly, Sonora Review and is forthcoming in Epoch. She earned her M.A. from New York University's Graduate Creative Writing Program and has received residency fellowships from the Blue Mountain Center and Hedgebrook. Hannah Tinti’s first book, a story collection called ANIMAL CRACKERS, was published by Dial Press in March 2004 and quickly went into a second printing. It was a runner up for the 2005 Hemingway Foundation/PEN Award. One of the stories (‘Home Sweet Home’) appeared in BEST AMERICAN MYSTERY STORIES 2003.
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Animal Crackers

By Hannah Tinti

Dial Books

Copyright © 2004 Hannah Tinti
All right reserved.

ISBN: 0-385-33743-4

Chapter One

It's time to wash the elephant. Joseph has dragged out the hoses and I'm trying to prod Marysue out the door to the place we do it. Hup, I say, and poke her with a broom. I need to be careful-there is a part of me that steps into traffic-she eased her weight onto the last keeper's foot and the bones were crushed to pieces. I imagine my ex-wife lifting that giant ear and whispering, Step there.

When I started, the staff treated me to a beer and showed me their scars. They said it would happen sooner or later. They said watch out. Everyone who works with animals has a mark somewhere.

Joseph says big animals are like big problems. He should know, he's had his share-eighteen years old when the army shipped him to Cambodia. He came back okay, he says, only to get his arm chomped off by a Senegalese lion in a traveling circus. He's got a little stump coming from the end of his elbow that bends up and down. Like me, Joseph used to have a wife who isn't in the picture anymore. She left him for a soldier who'd also been in Cambodia. Joseph says it was his fault. He doesn't blame the lion.

It's a warm day and I'm sweating in my coveralls. We scrub Marysue's legs and Joseph tells me another story, this one about his friend Al he met in the service (not the one who drove off into the sunset with his wife). I listen to him describe the jungle and turn my hose on the ground to make some mud. Marysue likes to roll in it. She scoops some up, throws it across her back, and I take a long-handled brush and rub it in. She looks at me with her mouth open and I think she is saying thanks.

Joseph's friend Al was stationed near Phnom Penh and had a pet cockatoo he'd bought off the street for a buck. It would sit on his shoulder and squawk, feathers rippling, but mostly it just looked around and moved its feet back and forth. Al taught it to shit on command. He'd make it go on his friends as a joke, or on people he didn't like, for a different kind of joke.

One day they were at a bar with the cockatoo flying around and it suddenly landed on Al's shoulder and let loose some of its sparkling white fruit. It had never done this before-Joseph laughed-but Al just sat and stared at it spackling down the camouflage green of his army jacket. He said, I'm going to die, and he did-somebody had booby-trapped his bike and it blew when he turned the ignition. Joseph said he saw the cockatoo flying around after that, looking for its master, and finally Joseph got so mad he knocked it out of a tree and broke its neck. He still had both his arms then.

I watch Joseph to see how he's feeling, but he doesn't seem angry anymore. He slides a sponge across Marysue's feet and says that manatees have the same kind of rounded nails on their flippers. He says they're the closest thing elephants have to a relative. I try to imagine Marysue floating in the water, suddenly free of all that weight. Elephants can swim for miles, Joseph says. Somehow they know they're not going to sink.

Sandy runs the monkey house. She is an attractive woman if you look at her from the left. When she turns, you can see the puckered skin and the crooked white line across her cheek into her chin where a gorilla took a bite out. The scar just touches the corner of her mouth, so when she smiles, the skin stretches and it looks like something's still holding on to her.

She studied biology and zoology in college. After graduation she got hired by one of her professors as a research assistant and headed into the African jungle. She was thinking she had the touch, and it made her do things she shouldn't, like get too close to a newborn gorilla and have the mother come charging out of the bushes and bury her teeth in Sandy's face until the team they were traveling with shot her down. Sandy woke up in a hospital to doctors clicking their tongues as they sewed her skin back together over the bone.

We went out on a date once. I took her to dinner and a movie and we got a drink afterward. She told me her old boyfriend used to make her keep her head turned when they made love, so he wouldn't have to look at it. Hearing all this made me uneasy, the way people can tell you secrets about themselves too soon and make you feel responsible. I took her home after that and left as soon as I could.

Mike takes care of the sea lions, George and Martha. He has a master's degree in poetry and has worked here, scrubbing the tank, for seven years. Each day at noon he performs a show, throwing fish from a pail to George and Martha as they bob on the surface of the water. Afterward, if the boss isn't around, he tries to sell copies of his chapbook to the crowd.

One evening after we split a bottle of schnapps, our pants rolled up and our feet in the sea lion pool, Mike told me about how he went diving at night off the coast of Mexico with a few of his buddies. He said jumping into the ocean after dark is like stepping down into a graveyard, falling through the earth, bumping into coffins and bodies, and feeling all of the lost bits and pieces of souls that have seeped into the soil come looking for you. He said he'd never do it again.

The men brought underwater lights to look at things. They attached glow sticks to their tanks, each a different color-green, yellow, purple. They held on to their masks and regulators and fell in backward.

The group went down about eighty feet and let the current take them. Bugs swarmed their flashlights, and Mike could feel little insects wiggling against him as they got caught in his wet suit. He saw giant lobsters, jellyfish, skates, sharks, and other strange things he didn't know the names for, creatures that only come out at night.

Then Mike swept the light below. Just beyond the beam was an enormous scaly movement that didn't seem to end-part of a manta wing, or the curve of a tail. The animal churned steadily beneath him and there were things hanging-spines or leeches-bits of detritus in its wake. Mike willed himself not to panic. He turned off his light, as if caught spying on his neighbors, and paused in the stillness of the water. Then he swam as fast as he could.

He stopped at thirty feet for safety, to keep from getting the bends. He clicked on the flashlight and looked behind him. There was an eel. A school of fish. Mike watched the green glow of a light stick slowly moving toward him and felt a gathering of relief. Together he and his friend treaded water, back and forth, while they waited for their buddy to join them. They could see the purple color of him in the distance.

When he didn't come any closer, they got nervous and went after him. He wasn't there. It was only his tanks settled on the ocean floor, the glow stick swaying like a weather vane in the direction of a bad wind. They went back to the boat, but he wasn't there either and by then they were out of reserve. They radioed for help. Mike used a snorkel and his flashlight to keep looking, but he stayed close to the boat. They never found the body.

Mike threw the empty schnapps bottle into the pool. We were both quiet for a while. I had my fingers wrapped around the railing and I thought about all the little kids who would be pressing their faces against the glass tomorrow. We had some more quiet between us and then he waded in to fish it out.

You hear animal stories every day. How a bee stung little Johnny and he went into cardiac arrest. How a snake bit Cousin Tom and it shriveled up his toe. How a pack of dogs chased Aunt Shirley down the street until she climbed through an open car window, rolled it shut behind her, and watched the animals circling, pawing the doors, their wet noses leaving streaks on the chrome. These stories are supposed to give warning.

Joseph scrapes away at the bottom of Marysue's foot. He touches her below the knee and she lifts her leg automatically, as if his fingers are telling her something important. I know not to make any sudden movements now. She watches me as if I might attack, because this is when another animal would come, when she is not ready to protect herself. Her eyes seem too small for such a large body. She keeps her trunk on Joseph's back, feeling around, making sure of what is happening to her.

Joseph says that in the wild when elephants feel threatened, they put the young and the weak in the middle and form a circle around them. I wonder if Marysue has family somewhere. If they tried to save her from being tagged and shipped. I picture her searching for a tail to hold on to while the others paw the ground and get ready to charge.

Ann runs the ticket booth. Her cat, Stinky, comes to work with her every day. Ann keeps a small basket by her feet, where he sleeps. Stinky doesn't have any fur. His skin hangs down between his legs like an old man wearing a diaper. Ann says Stinky saved her life.

She tells me about one night in September when she woke up to a blazing light in her room. Her bed was vibrating and she thought it was an earthquake until she felt her body rise and start to move toward the window. The sash flew up and the screen was ripped off. Ann says what came next was like the sting you get before frostbite, followed by a numbness that crept from her fingers and toes and moved through her thighs, her shoulders, and on toward her heart. She tried to scream, but her throat was swollen tight.

Stinky jumped onto the windowsill and started hissing. He had fur then, Ann says, orange and yellow swirled together, and it stood on end, prickling against the beam like needle points. Stinky bared his teeth and Ann says his eyes reflected the light so intensely it looked like lasers shooting out of him, and suddenly everything went dark and Ann dropped to the ground, hitting the back of her head on the bedside table. She clutched the rag rug on the floor around her and crawled underneath the mattress, where she lay stunned until morning. When daylight came and she had enough courage to come out, she found the window still open, shreds of the screen in the bushes outside and Stinky, bald and quivering, under a pile of dirty clothes in the closet.

When she isn't collecting tickets, Ann travels around the country going to abductee conventions with her cat, holding on to his hairless body as truth. She will not go anywhere without him. I watch Stinky through the glass while he is sleeping and I think about devotion. I know Ann worries what will happen when he dies, and why shouldn't she-she knows what it's like to live alone-and when he's gone and the light comes back into her room, she'll know as she's being pulled through the window that this time she is being taken away because there is no one who loves her enough to stop it.

I pick up a bunch of alfalfa and hold it in the air. Marysue reaches with her trunk and takes it out of my hand. As soon as the food is in, she's back to see if I have any more. Her trunk searches my palm as if she is reading my lifeline.

Joseph says that elephants can recognize dead relatives by feeling their bones. They spend hours turning over the remains, stroking the curves of the skull. Sometimes, they will take pieces away with them and carry them for miles before letting them go.

Ike is the owner. I like him fine, as do most of the other people who work here. He's got a story too, and he told it when he interviewed me. Ike asked if I had experience with animals and I told him that I could communicate with dogs. He had a miniature dachshund asleep at his heels and I said, Watch this, and started making groans in the back of my throat. The dog wouldn't even raise his head to look at me. Ike said, You need the job that bad, or are you just plain crazy? I said I needed the job and he said, Okay then.

Ike's part Eskimo. He grew up near the Bering Sea, in Unalakleet, Alaska. Many of the men would work on the oil rigs and be gone for months at a time. This gave the village an abandoned feeling, even with all the women and children around, but it also gave Ike a lot of freedom. He liked to hang with boys who were older. The Iditarod sled dog race came through each year, and when this happened, the kids would go crazy, building ramshackle sleds and hitching up their dogs, who more often than not knocked them over and escaped, dragging pieces of sheet metal behind them for the rest of the day.

To get around this problem, Ike's friend George decided to strap his little brother onto the sled first before tying it to the family dog, a young husky with a habit of running away. The dog took off, dragging George's little brother screaming into the distance, and the two boys had to track them down. They'd gone a mile out and were about to bridge a hill when they found a little blue hat, the kind that ties under your chin. Ike picked it up and they went over the top, and there was a polar bear ripping the guts out of George's little brother. He'd already torn apart the dog-the snow was covered with blood-the sled overturned, the rope hanging loosely from the husky's neck. George started screaming and the bear turned to look, its muzzle wet with red, and that was it-Ike ran.

He got about ten feet away when George passed him. George was older and his legs were flying fast. Ike got this feeling down the back of his neck between his shoulder blades and he knew the bear was coming and it was almost as if he could see the arm reach out and knock him over. Ike's feet fell out from underneath him. He landed on his face, his lips stinging in the snow. He didn't move. He felt the lumbering body of the bear crunching next to him through the powder and he lost it; he pissed all over himself.


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Table of Contents

1 Animal crackers 1
2 Home sweet home 17
3 Reasonable terms 43
4 Preservation 57
5 Slim's last ride 79
6 Hit man of the year 93
7 Talk turkey 113
8 How to revitalize the snake in your life 131
9 Gallus, gallus 145
10 Bloodworks 161
11 Miss waldron's red colobus 179
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Reading Group Guide

Hannah Tinti garnered numerous accolades for her fiction debut, Animal Crackers, a story collection widely acclaimed for its daring narratives and bewitching prose. In these eleven selections, Tinti explores humanity’s darkest impulses through prisms of irony and humor. Inventing a menagerie of protagonists and supporting characters, Tinti blurs the distinctions between human nature and nature itself. These are tales in which lovers hone fierce new forms of revenge, animals surpass the integrity of their caretakers, and survival can become a question of imagination as much as sheer ferocity.

The questions and discussion topics that follow are intended to enhance your reading of Hannah Tinti’s Animal Crackers. We hope they will enrich your experience of these dazzling achievements in short fiction.
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  • Posted December 28, 2009

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    Crackers for a snack...

    "Animal Crackers" is a collection of short stories written by Hannah Tinti, author of "The Good Thief". This collection has 11 tales.

    I read this book for one reason, "The Good Thief" is a great book. "Animal Crackers" was Tinti's debut book and I wanted to be able to say I've read all her work.

    This collection won't knock you off your feet, but it does have it's gems:

    Preservation - Mary the daughter of a well-known artist, is restoring dioramas in a natural history museum & is haunted by a stuffed black bear that seems to come to life

    Slim's Last Ride - a child plays chilling games with his pet rabbit

    Hit Man of the Year - Ambruzzo Spagnetti is the best, but nothing is forever

    Gallus, Gallus - Mr. Perkin a pompous candy store owner & husband projects his anger at his wife onto her prized rooster Romeo

    Bloodworks - a father with his own history of cruelty to animals discovers a dead kitten in his son's closet and worries that there is possible something in the family blood

    A good, mild collection of short stories, if you want to be really impressed by Hannah Tinti, read her novel "A Good Thief"!


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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 16, 2008


    Animal crackers will linger with you well after you have finished reading each story. She is one of the best new writers to date. I for one can't wait to read more from her.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 14, 2004

    Not For Animal Lovers

    I expected to read some cute stories about animals. These stories were gruesome and inhumane.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 17, 2004

    Okay but unexceptional

    The writing in these stories is good without being exceptional. The work seems derivative of Lorrie Moore and esp. Aimee Bender, full of offbeat situations without much substance described in plain workmanlike prose. The book is a nice effort but disappointing, and I found the use of animals in every story gimmicky and ultimately very predictable (and often cruel as dead animals pop up repeatedly).

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 25, 2004

    Man is Animal, Afterall

    Both the humans and the animals portrayed in 'Animal Crackers' are beaten up, psychological case studies from the word go. Tinti's short stories are tinged with humor, but there is so much suffering behind every wry smile. I've read the collection twice and am still looking for a happy ending, but it appears there are none! I suppose I will have to be content with Tinti's satisfying narrative and careful attention to the spiritual and emotional states shared by the animals and their two-legged counterparts. 'Reasonable Terms' is my favorite story. It's about three giraffes holed up in a zoo who stage a die-in in protest to the conditions under which they are made to exist. Lulu (one of the aforementioned giraffes) undergoes an existential experience that is equally amusing as it is beautiful. Tinti gets deep into the minds of her animals¿although one gets the sense she did not have to dig terribly deep. Word is Tinti has a novel that's on the way. There's a lot of talent here. Don't miss your chance to discover a literary genius.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 24, 2004

    Disquieting and Riveting

    The reader who comes to Tinti¿s tales expecting a tame petting zoo will, with swiftly mounting unease, realize that he has instead entered a darkly dangerous den. Each story in this collection is tightly coiled and poised to strike. The animals are endowed with preternatural intelligence and will. More disturbingly, the human characters evince a vicious predatory streak and an incalculability of action and reaction. By upending our perceptions of man and beast, Tinti keeps us deliciously off-balance. Her unflinching descriptions and trenchant insights combine to make Animal Crackers a riveting and haunting read.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 24, 2004

    Gripping, imaginative and evocative stories

    Tinti introduces readers to imaginative characters, crisp and powerful dialogue, and stories that are profound and will grip you emotionally. Highly suggested for anyone interested in great short-story telling.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 22, 2012


    Very bad

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