Animals Are A-holes: Meet the Biggest Jerks of the Animal Kingdom

by Brynn Wallace, Steve James (Illustrator)

Overview

It's time we held these adorable little freaks accountable.

Get ready to discover the dark and seedy underworld of the animal kingdom with Animals Are A-holes. From drunk monkeys to stabby platypuses to kidnapping penguins, this book is an illustrated rap sheet of wildly offensive behaviors and shocking crimes committed by the animals you thought you knew. Think all creatures deserve our love and respect?

Get a load of these disturbing facts:

- Hedgehogs are cannibals.

- Dolphins are thugs.

- Chipmunks hate visitors.

- Pigeons are gamblers.

- Octopi punch fish for fun.

Get the real dirt on misbehaving mammals, unlovable birds, and inappropriate invertebrates with Animals Are A-holes, the long-awaited exposé they don’t want you to read.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781250388964
Publisher:	St. Martin's Publishing Group
Publication date:	10/28/2025
Pages:	192
Product dimensions:	5.50(w) x 7.50(h) x 1.00(d)

About the Author

Steve James has ten years work experience in the art industry (animation, greeting cards and video game artwork). Super Happy Party Bears is his first children’s book. Steve’s art is influenced by Adventure Time, Oliver Jeffers and walks in the countryside. He lives near Leeds, a vibrant city in the United Kingdom.

Brynn Wallace is a writer, coffee enthusiast, and recovering animal lover. She spends most of her free time being judged by her cats, avoiding eye contact with geese, and googling terms like sea cucumber butts.