Apples Should Be Red

by Penny Watson

Overview

Recipe for Thanksgiving Dinner:

Start with 62-year old politically incorrect, chain-smoking, hard-cussing curmudgeon.

Add 59-year old sexually-repressed know-it-all in pearls.

Throw in a beer can-turkey, a battle for horticultural supremacy, and nudist next-door neighbor.

Serve on paper plates, garnished with garden gnome.

Tastes like happily ever after.



Penny Watson presents an over-fifty romantic comedy novella. 21,000 words. Story includes copious profanity and botanical references.

Product Details

BN ID:	2940148306429
Publisher:	Penny Watson
Publication date:	02/16/2014
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
File size:	450 KB

About the Author

PENNY WATSON is a native Pittsburgher whose love of romance started at the age of twelve when she discovered Gone With The Wind in the middle school library. This resulted in numerous attempts at a first novel involving a young lady with windswept hair who lived in a tree house.

A biologist by training, Penny has worked at various times as a dolphin trainer, science teacher, florist, and turfgrass researcher. After taking time off to raise her two spirited children, she decided to rekindle her passion for storytelling. Now she gets to incorporate her wide array of interests—including gardening, cooking, and travel—into her works of fiction. Penny lives outside of Boston with one fly-fishing crazed husband, two lively Filipino kids, and a wiener dog.

Editorial Reviews

"Gutsy, funny, and bold, APPLES SHOULD BE RED is a delight."

NYT and USA Today bestselling author - Theresa Weir

"Hilarious and sweet, a delightfully romantic gem of a story."

Bestselling author of The Chocolate Series - Laura Florand

"With simply wonderful dialogue and heavy jabs at one another, Tom and Bev make you truly believe life gets better as you age."

New York Journal of Books - Christine DePetrillo