Aquatic Grunge

Aquatic Grunge

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by Chris Johnstone
     
 

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Kelvin has found a place where he belongs; in the ocean. He excels in his vocation as a sea cucumber diver.
When the captain dies, revealing a huge stash of illicit substances, join Kelvin and the remaining crew in their quest to return to Cairns.
Death, drugs, sex, mermaids and the spectre of Robert Palmer all feature in this page scrolling epic.
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Kelvin has found a place where he belongs; in the ocean. He excels in his vocation as a sea cucumber diver.
When the captain dies, revealing a huge stash of illicit substances, join Kelvin and the remaining crew in their quest to return to Cairns.
Death, drugs, sex, mermaids and the spectre of Robert Palmer all feature in this page scrolling epic.
If Irvine Welsh's Trainspotting and Ben Elton's High Society were banished to a coral cay in the Great Barrier Reef, their spawn would be Aquatic Grunge.
Aquatic Grunge: A new novel, a new genre.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781463775834
Publisher:
CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date:
08/29/2011
Pages:
244
Product dimensions:
5.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.51(d)

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Meet the Author

Chris Johnstone is a professional zoo-keeper and aquarium Scuba Diver. When he is not looking after his family or his animals, he is creating the Aquatic Grunge series.

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Aquatic Grunge 3.6 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 14 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Like it so far
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Nice job!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Luved it. Great job. NOW MAKE ANOTHER ONE
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
How do i delete
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
A different take on merfolk that doesnt become clear till the end.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Like i said i gave up just not worth my time
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Horrible! Did not make sense, especially with all the annoying dialect!
PdaFunk More than 1 year ago
This book was amazing. I was a little skeptical because it was free, but I haven't laughed this hard in a while. A little vulgar, but overall an excellent read. I recommend this to any fan of books that make you laugh. The story was original and thought out. The characters all had real personality and I generally cared what happened to them. The only reason it has 4 stars instead of 5, is that the ending didn't really "end" the book.
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It was interesting. I laughed quite a bit. I recommend this book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Awsum!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I really loved this story. Great plot, great characters....great imagination!!!
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