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Acclaim for Armey's Axioms

"As I read Armey's Axioms, my mind immediately went to the man from Springfield, Abraham Lincoln, who cloaked brilliant wisdom with grace and good humor that had its roots in the heartland of America. Without question, Dick Armey is one of the most brilliant and principled men ever to serve in the leadership of the United States House of Representatives. His axioms are a delightful read for anyone seeking to understand the faith, the patriotism, and the integrity that has made America great."
-Dr. M. G. "Pat" Robertson

"In Armey's Axioms, Dick Armey gives us more than his great sense of humor and Texas-size common sense. With a creative and personal touch, it is the best advice I've seen for those who want to make it in Washington, and even better for those who want to make it in life."
-Bob Dole

"We Americans like to cut to the chase when it comes to difficult issues. In Armey's Axioms, Dick Armey does just that. By skillfully breaking down complex social and moral issues, he presents us with such simple and direct answers that it's hard not to agree with his logic. Wrapped in wry wit and humor, the book is wise, insightful, and above all, compelling."
-Marlin Maddoux
President, National Center for Freedom & Renewal host, Point of View radio talk show

"In just ten years, Dick Armey moved from C-SPAN viewer to Majority Leader of the U.S. House of Representatives. In Armey's Axioms he presents some of the lessons he has learned from his years in the House and from country music. . . . It's a good read, packed with good advice."
-Michael Barone
U.S. News & World Report coauthor, The Almanac of American Politics

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780471469131
  • Publisher: Turner Publishing Company
  • Publication date: 10/10/2003
  • Edition number: 1
  • Pages: 258
  • Product dimensions: 5.81 (w) x 8.83 (h) x 0.96 (d)

Meet the Author

Dick Armey

DICK ARMEY served in the United States Congress for eighteen years, culminating in eight years as House majority leader. In Congress, he was the ranking Republican on the Joint Economic Committee, the chairman of the Republican Conference, and, most recently, the chairman of the Select Committee on Homeland Security. A conservative Texas Republican known for his often-confrontational style, he holds a Ph.D. in economics and taught at the University of North Texas before running for Congress. Armey is currently a Senior Policy Advisor at Piper Rudnick, a law firm, and cochairman of Citizens for a Sound Economy, an organization that promotes free markets and limited government. His books include The Freedom Revolution and The Flat Tax.

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Armey's Axioms

40-Hard-Earned Truths from Politics, Faith, and Life

By Dick Armey

John Wiley & Sons

Copyright © 2003

Dick Armey
All right reserved.

ISBN: 0-471-46913-0

Chapter One

Armey's Ultimate Axiom
Number 1

* * *


* * *

We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are
created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator
with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.


It is no wonder that everyone cherishes freedom. On some
level, we all understand freedom to be our natural condition.
Still, in fact, none of us is wholly free, for we are all
answerable to God in the end. As our founding fathers said, it
is God who gives us freedom in this, our mortal, life. Indeed,
the two characteristics that distinguish mankind from all other
creatures are intelligence and freedom. Only man has the
ability to understand the wonders of the universe and the
ability to alter it for his own comfort. No animal can do this.
God, the creator, made man in His own image byendowing
him with creativity. Not the power to create, for God holds
that for Himself, but the power to understand and to alter
God's creations to his comfort. That is freedom, and freedom

Freedom is not license. Freedom is not free. True freedom
carries with it responsibility and accountability. Unfortunately,
this is not always understood. Some people don't feel
free unless they are free from responsibility. If that is your
understanding, you will never be free, and you will never be
happy. You will live your life like a hapless child being forever
a victim in a world that seems too demanding and too cruel.
You will miss your chance to be a success in your own life and
a joy in the lives of others, for that false freedom that we call
license does not work. It does not work because it is incomplete.
God did not give you freedom "no strings attached"
because He knew the harm you would do with it. No, His
gift was the right to be your own person with the constraint
of accountability first to others in this life and then ultimately
for all eternity to Holy God Almighty Himself. It is from that
accountability that we learn lessons of responsibility.

It is not only in the lives of individuals that freedom
works, but also in the fate of nations. Nation-states can be
organized along vertical lines of power, control, and submission
to a central authority or along horizontal lines of respect
and voluntary association. For simplicity's sake, let's call the
former authoritarian states and the latter democracies. The
essential difference is in respect for the rights of others to live
as the free men and women God intended them to be. While
power and dominion over others may work well, at least in
the short run, for those who hold it, it does not work well for
those who are subjugated to it. Freedom, on the other hand,
works for everyone.

Consider East and West Germany, North and South
Korea, the People's Republic of China and the Republic of
China (Taiwan), and the People's Republic of China and
Hong Kong. In each case you find people of the same cultural
heritage, some living with tyranny and others living free. In
each case the victims of tyranny are worse off in every dimension
of life: economic, social, political, spiritual, and emotional.
Every measurable observation about "quality of life"
favors those who live free. Furthermore, just as the history of
immigration patterns has demonstrated the desire to flee
totalitarian states for freedom, the history of nation-states has
been to reject tyranny for freedom. Witness, for example, the
American Revolution, the French Revolution, the breakup of
the Soviet Empire, and the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Tyrants have always denied freedom of religion, a freedom
that subjugated people inevitably hunger for. Why?
Because tyrants have known what people know: Truth is ultimately
found in Holy Scripture and the truth will set you
free. When people know that God intended them to be free
in this life, they demand that freedom. This is never so clear as
in Christianity, where people draw courage from their Lord
Jesus Christ, who freely fulfilled His responsibility and our
accountability on the cross so we can be free as God intended.
It is no wonder that the enemies of freedom are the enemies
of religion. It is no wonder that lovers of freedom ground that
love in faith. For in faith, as with all things, freedom is possible.
While the Lord God Almighty has the power to chain us
to Him, He has the love and the respect to allow us to come
of our own free will. We can honor our God and our Creator
if we will do the same for one another. That is the duty of

Freedom is our natural state, if we can hold on to it. Try
as he might, no man can deny another his freedom. We can,
however, forsake our freedom if we are weak. Just as Michael
had to fight through Satan's demons to get to Daniel in order
to interpret his dream correctly, we must with the Lord's help
fight the demons of sophistry, pride, audacity, irresponsibility,
unaccountability, tyranny, and fear to know our dream and
keep our freedom. The fight is worth it because freedom is
our greatest gift from God, and freedom works.


Excerpted from Armey's Axioms
by Dick Armey
Copyright © 2003 by Dick Armey.
Excerpted by permission.
All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.
Excerpts are provided by Dial-A-Book Inc. solely for the personal use of visitors to this web site.

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Table of Contents

Armey's Ultimate Axiom: Number 1: Freedom works 1
Armey's Axiom Number 2: Macho hurts 7
Armey's Axiom Number 3: Tattoos last forever 13
Armey's Axiom Number 4: You can't stand on principle with feet of clay 17
Armey's Axiom Number 5: You can't get ahead while you're getting even 23
Armey's Axiom Number 6: If you love peace more than freedom, you lose 29
Armey's Axiom Number 7: If you demagogue it, you own it 35
Armey's Axiom Number 8: You can't get your finger on the problem if you've got it to the wind 41
Armey's Axiom Number 9: The politics of greed is wrapped in the language of love 47
Armey's Axiom Number 10: There is nothing so arrogant as a self-righteous income redistributor 55
Armey's Axiom Number 11: A little man can whip a big man every time if he's in the right and keeps on a-comin' 63
Armey's Axiom Number 12: No one spends someone else's money as wisely as he spends his own 69
Armey's Axiom Number 13: If it's about your power, you lose 75
Armey's Axiom Number 14: If you make a deal with the devil, you are the junior partner 83
Armey's Axiom Number 15: If you want the divorce, you give up the house 89
Armey's Axiom Number 16: Politics sooner or later makes a fool out of everyone 95
Armey's Axiom Number 17: Political ambition is a great compromiser 103
Armey's Axiom Number 18: A man will fight like a cornered rat if his chicken manure is at stake 109
Armey's Axiom Number 19: It's a wonder how much will get done when people are concerned with who gets the credit 117
Armey's Axiom Number 20: Insecurity is an audacity in light of the Lord's promise: "I will never leave you nor forsake you" 125
Armey's Axiom Number 21: Liberals love feelings too much, conservatives love facts too much 133
Armey's Axiom Number 22: If you insist on center stage, you get the tomatoes 139
Armey's Axiom Number 23: Conservatives believe it when they see it, liberals see it when they believe it 147
Armey's Axiom Number 24: Conservatives are afraid the public will not understand, liberals are afraid the public will understand 155
Armey's Axiom Number 25: The greater the pretension, the greater the hypocrisy 163
Armey's Axiom Number 26: If you don't weep when you must, you'll weep forever 173
Armey's Axiom Number 27: The idea is bigger than the man 179
Armey's Axiom Number 28: No man can ever lose his daddy's spurs 187
Armey's Axiom Number 29: It's better to be a pleasant surprise than a bitter disappointment 193
Armey's Axiom Number 30: Your worst enemies are your best friends 197
Armey's Axiom Number 31: The wise hen doesn't cackle until the egg is laid 203
Armey's Axiom Number 32: You can't hunt with the big dogs dressed like a bone 209
Armey's Axiom Number 33: Ninety percent of all talk is unnecessary 213
Armey's Axiom Number 34: If you are going to go ugly, go ugly early 219
Armey's Axiom Number 35: Never let your face show how bad they are kicking your rear 227
Armey's Axiom Number 36: Old fogies don't tolerate young fogies 233
Armey's Axiom Number 37: Don't go back and check on a dead skunk 239
Armey's Axiom Number 38: If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas 245
Armey's Axiom Number 39: There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule 249
Armey's Axiom Number 40: Washington is a city of young idealists and old cynics 253
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    If you¿re looking for a good book to read keep browsing. For example the axiom on insecurity reveals a trip that Mr. Armey should never have taken, like the trip to Washington. Just like James Madison¿s love of Virginia and never leaving home, Armey comes of with an aversion of any thing that is not Texas. If you like something Texas Big and are nearsighted, you will love the big print. How ever I have found the book ¿The Art of Worldly Wisdom¿ by Balthasar Gracian of greater value for the money.

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