As Pleases My General - a raunchy kitchen table fable

As Pleases My General - a raunchy kitchen table fable

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by Naoko Smith
     
 

... he was famous for the exquisite gentle pleasures which his hard trained body could be teased into providing ... The story of a man who likes women and a woman on a mission with a bit of man-on-man as a bonne bouche for women who like men. (Warning: over 18s only, graphic sex scenes.)

Overview

... he was famous for the exquisite gentle pleasures which his hard trained body could be teased into providing ... The story of a man who likes women and a woman on a mission with a bit of man-on-man as a bonne bouche for women who like men. (Warning: over 18s only, graphic sex scenes.)

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940033276998
Publisher:
Naoko Smith
Publication date:
05/11/2012
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
219,276
File size:
174 KB

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Meet the Author

I am a social anthropologist: part time academic, part time housewife, full time Mum. I like knitting, single malt whisky, humanist philosophy and the Scotland rugby team. My favourite books are The Seven Pillars of Wisdom, Pride and Prejudice, Millenium and Charisma Among Swat Pathans, Elizabeth David cookery books and the Finn Family Moomintroll series.


About twenty years ago I lived in London, dancing on the tables in drag bars (well, there was no room on the floor), hanging out with other Asian and black lesbian women and moonlighting as a secretary for architects. I was very bored as a secretary so I wore short skirts and flirted outrageously with everything that moved. Luckily I was made redundant and gave up trying to earn a wage in a normal way. I wrote a trilogy of fantasy romance novels with a feminist subtext and the first critical account of Black British lesbian literature. I worked hard to get my PhD and now I am Dr. Naoko Smith (actually that’s not the name I go under in the academic world!). I went off to do a research fellowship at a provincial university where there were no other lesbian women and tripped over a lovely bloke whom I try not to embarrass by flirting too outrageously with the other Mums at children’s parties.


Aside from writing fictional romance and non-fictional analyses of gender as performative in the heterosexual matrix, the best fun I have is with my family, teaching my daughter to cook and sew and do her times tables, cutting out and sticking patterns to make cards, pottering about in the garden, going for picnics on the South Wales beaches (the best place in the world to bring up family).


My most recent research is on Sex and Relationships Education. I was a bit appalled to see that the world my daughter is growing up in is just as ill-informed as the one I grew up in so I set up a blog to discuss the issue (Feminist Erotica).


I hope you have fun reading my stuff! I love to get feedback, either in reviews here, comments on my blogs or to my email


naokosmith@hotmail.co.uk

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As Pleases My General - a raunchy kitchen table fable 3.3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 21 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Don't bother
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
A man returns home to find his slave has run off with his daughter, although nothing is really like it seems. M/m and f/m
Anonymous 8 months ago
I found the story to be somewhat confusing. The time period it was set was a mystery, as well. We have swords, bows and arrows, & horses as the mode of transportation.Then we have underpants a condoms. Yikes! I wasn't thrilled by the sex scenes. They didn't do anything for me. I found myself saying euew,, and yuck!
Manirul More than 1 year ago
Nice,,,, Great...!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Not good made no sense because it was all over the place could kept up with the story
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Oo
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Lame plot. Uninteresting waste of time. Sex wasnt even that good so entirely useless waste
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Ok
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Its cool.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Didnt like writing style was hard to read.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Naoko has a writing style that takes some patience to accept. Patience that this reader almost failed to endure. Almost half way through I was about to quit. What a lovely, heartfelt story I would have missed. Even now I’m rereading it to find the parts that I so hurriedly overlooked and failed to understand until the final twist. And what a twist! I dare not say more for fear of letting the goose out of the bag. I encourage the next reader to hang on to the end.
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peachesMW More than 1 year ago
Good Story but why didn't she give the crown a name?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Long time ago. Wheres the palace?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
"Logan, help Zorin and Vall. Cyrus, distract the armies. Sam, help Cyrus" *I melt into the shadows*
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
-.- Ignore me then. *he hops out*
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Have you turned off the machine yet?