As Pleases My General - a raunchy kitchen table fable [NOOK Book]

Overview

... he was famous for the exquisite gentle pleasures which his hard trained body could be teased into providing ... The story of a man who likes women and a woman on a mission with a bit of man-on-man as a bonne bouche for women who like men. (Warning: over 18s only, graphic sex scenes.)

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As Pleases My General - a raunchy kitchen table fable

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Overview

... he was famous for the exquisite gentle pleasures which his hard trained body could be teased into providing ... The story of a man who likes women and a woman on a mission with a bit of man-on-man as a bonne bouche for women who like men. (Warning: over 18s only, graphic sex scenes.)

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940033276998
  • Publisher: Naoko Smith
  • Publication date: 5/11/2012
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 37,833
  • File size: 170 KB

Meet the Author

I am a social anthropologist: part time academic, part time housewife, full time Mum. I like knitting, single malt whisky, humanist philosophy and the Scotland rugby team. My favourite books are The Seven Pillars of Wisdom, Pride and Prejudice, Millenium and Charisma Among Swat Pathans, Elizabeth David cookery books and the Finn Family Moomintroll series.


About twenty years ago I lived in London, dancing on the tables in drag bars (well, there was no room on the floor), hanging out with other Asian and black lesbian women and moonlighting as a secretary for architects. I was very bored as a secretary so I wore short skirts and flirted outrageously with everything that moved. Luckily I was made redundant and gave up trying to earn a wage in a normal way. I wrote a trilogy of fantasy romance novels with a feminist subtext and the first critical account of Black British lesbian literature. I worked hard to get my PhD and now I am Dr. Naoko Smith (actually that’s not the name I go under in the academic world!). I went off to do a research fellowship at a provincial university where there were no other lesbian women and tripped over a lovely bloke whom I try not to embarrass by flirting too outrageously with the other Mums at children’s parties.


Aside from writing fictional romance and non-fictional analyses of gender as performative in the heterosexual matrix, the best fun I have is with my family, teaching my daughter to cook and sew and do her times tables, cutting out and sticking patterns to make cards, pottering about in the garden, going for picnics on the South Wales beaches (the best place in the world to bring up family).


My most recent research is on Sex and Relationships Education. I was a bit appalled to see that the world my daughter is growing up in is just as ill-informed as the one I grew up in so I set up a blog to discuss the issue (Feminist Erotica).


I hope you have fun reading my stuff! I love to get feedback, either in reviews here, comments on my blogs or to my email


naokosmith@hotmail.co.uk

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Customer Reviews

Average Rating 3.5
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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 21, 2012

    Not worth the download

    Don't bother

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 28, 2012

    Meh?

    A man returns home to find his slave has run off with his daughter, although nothing is really like it seems. M/m and f/m

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 11, 2012

    Logan

    **shrugs and walks awa**

    1 out of 10 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted June 28, 2014

    Nice,,,, Great...!

    Nice,,,, Great...!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 15, 2014

    2 stars

    Not good made no sense because it was all over the place could kept up with the story

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 22, 2013

    R Good

    Oo

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 19, 2013

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 1, 2013

    Lame

    Lame plot. Uninteresting waste of time. Sex wasnt even that good so entirely useless waste

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 2, 2013

    K

    Ok

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 24, 2013

    Good book.

    Its cool.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 25, 2013

    Not great

    Didnt like writing style was hard to read.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 10, 2013

    Naoko has a writing style that takes some patience to accept. Pa

    Naoko has a writing style that takes some patience to accept. Patience that this reader almost failed to endure. Almost half way through I was about to quit. What a lovely, heartfelt story I would have missed. Even now I’m rereading it to find the parts that I so hurriedly overlooked and failed to understand until the final twist. And what a twist! I dare not say more for fear of letting the goose out of the bag. I encourage the next reader to hang on to the end.

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  • Posted December 29, 2012

    Good Story but why didn't she give the crown a name?

    Good Story but why didn't she give the crown a name?

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 11, 2012

    Cyrua

    Long time ago. Wheres the palace?

    0 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 11, 2012

    Cale to all

    "Logan, help Zorin and Vall. Cyrus, distract the armies. Sam, help Cyrus" *I melt into the shadows*

    0 out of 8 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 11, 2012

    King Marshmallow

    -.- Ignore me then. *he hops out*

    0 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 11, 2012

    The snowman people

    Have you turned off the machine yet?

    0 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

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    Posted June 30, 2012

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    Posted May 16, 2013

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    Posted November 28, 2012

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