Attack of the Lushites [NOOK Book]

Overview

In this thrilling, adventure-laden, grease-stained, booze-soaked comedy spanning the galaxy of tomorrow, two unlikely heroes find each other as they struggle to save addiction for all human and alien kind.

Join fast food junkie, Jalapeno Popover, and booze-hound Bud Wiser, as their two cultures clash in a titanic meeting of two intergalactic species so different it’s just plain goofy.

Attack of the Lushites tells the harrowing story of mail ...

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Attack of the Lushites

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Overview

In this thrilling, adventure-laden, grease-stained, booze-soaked comedy spanning the galaxy of tomorrow, two unlikely heroes find each other as they struggle to save addiction for all human and alien kind.

Join fast food junkie, Jalapeno Popover, and booze-hound Bud Wiser, as their two cultures clash in a titanic meeting of two intergalactic species so different it’s just plain goofy.

Attack of the Lushites tells the harrowing story of mail clerk, Jal Popover who, at risk of losing his fat-and-sassy job forever, must deliver the first mail received in six-hundred years. It must be bad news.

Fear strikes at his clogged arteries because Jal LOVES his job. How will he watch vids of old movies all night if he loses his waistline-expanding job?

The Lushites are coming! The Lushites are coming!
What should we do? Where should we hide?
Aw, screw it. Let’s have lunch…

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940011478239
  • Publisher: 53rd Street Publishing
  • Publication date: 4/25/2011
  • Series: War of the Lushites, #1
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • File size: 2 MB

Meet the Author

International selling author, Russ Crossley writes science fiction and fantasy, and mystery/suspense under the name R.G. Crossley.

His latest science fiction satire set in the far future, Revenge of the Lushites, is a sequel to Attack of the Lushites released in 2011. The latest title in the series was released in the fall of 2013. Both titles are available in e-book and trade paperback.

He has sold several short stories that have appeared in anthologies from various publishers including; WMG Publishing, Pocket Books, and St. Martins Press.

He is a member of SF Canada and is past president of the Greater Vancouver Chapter of Romance Writers of America. He is also an alumni of the Oregon Coast Professional Fiction Writers Master Class taught by award winning author/editors, Kristine Katherine Rusch and Dean Wesley Smith.

Feel free to contact him on Facebook, Twitter, or his website http:www.russcrossley.com. He loves to hear from readers

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  • Posted September 27, 2011

    Fun!

    Funny book!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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