Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies, A Story for Demented Children [NOOK Book]

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Overview

The Sugar Plum Fairies are tired of dancing for nothing. To make matters worse, the North Pole is freezing, they have to wear skimpy outfits and their poor little legs get worn out quickly. When the Elvin Labor Union was formed, the poor little fairies were left out of any sort of fair bargaining agreement.

The time has come for all of that to change.

Everyone knows Christmas Eve is the best time to attack the North Pole. Santa’s getting ready to deliver toys, the elves are partying and the reindeer have finished ...
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Overview

The Sugar Plum Fairies are tired of dancing for nothing. To make matters worse, the North Pole is freezing, they have to wear skimpy outfits and their poor little legs get worn out quickly. When the Elvin Labor Union was formed, the poor little fairies were left out of any sort of fair bargaining agreement.

The time has come for all of that to change.

Everyone knows Christmas Eve is the best time to attack the North Pole. Santa’s getting ready to deliver toys, the elves are partying and the reindeer have finished playing their reindeer games. Can the legendary North Pole withstand yet another attack? Will Christmas come to a screeching halt?

Join three stealthy fairies: Sydae, Araedae and Zannae, as they try to make life easier for all Sugar Plum Fairies. Will they be able to succeed in their mission? What’s happened to Santa? Will the elves stop the fairies from their task? And what secret is Mrs. Claus hiding from the world?

Caution: This story is not for normal children. If you have any intention of raising a well-adjusted child, this is not the right tale for you.

Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies is a short story.

Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940032825135
  • Publisher: John H. Carroll, via Smashwords
  • Publication date: 10/21/2011
  • Sold by: SMASHWORDS - EBKS
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 6,908
  • File size: 131 KB

Meet the Author

John H. Carroll was the youngest of seven children and was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1970 where he was kept in a dresser drawer with the clean socks. Luckily, he wasn’t kept with the dirty socks or else he might have grown up to become slightly warped.

As a child, John spent most of his time wandering through the Mojave Desert in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the sky, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. One of his favorite memories is watching his dad build the fuselage of Evel Kneivel’s skycycle in their garage. One of his least favorite moments was watching that skycycle fall into the Snake River. (Not his dad’s fault and he has documentation to prove it, so nyah)

As a teenager, John spent most of his time driving wherever he could in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the road, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He was the captain of the chess team, lettered in golf and band while in high school, and wasn’t beaten up anywhere near as much as one might imagine.

As an adult, John spends most of his time staring at a computer screen in an attempt to avoid people. He stares at the monitor for hours, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He has been married to his wonderful wife for 14 years and they have three obnoxio . . . wonderful children who always behave . . . when they’re asleep.

Emo bunny minions surround John at most times. He is their imaginary friend and they look to him for guidance. At one point, they took over the world. No one noticed because they left everything exactly as it was. They gave the world back after a week because it was depressing.

The Willden Trilogy is his first endeavor into the field of writing. Other series and standalone works will be forthcoming. In addition, John has written a number of short stories he publishes for free because he likes you so much. (And it’s good marketing. Shh) He writes in the evenings and weekends whenever possible. Regrettably, the family mentioned in the previous paragraph desires food and shelter, requiring the author to possess a full time job until his writing makes him rich.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 9, 2011

    Surprising

    I was pleasantly surprised. Not my usual genre but I did enjoy it....then again, Ive been called a demented adult. Lol All in all I liked it, next book Id like to see full length!

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 14, 2011

    Fun easy little read

    I liked this story well enough. It is a little childish for adults but I think my "demented"twelve year old daughter is going to love it. I also think that it is so great that writers can just share their stuff what a great thing for both writers and readers.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 25, 2011

    Alright.

    The story isn't bad, but it's not as good and adorable as Emo the bunny (who actually makes a cameo appearance).

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 25, 2011

    Bizarre!

    Don't bother with this one!

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 21, 2011

    Alread a fan

    Another demented winner. Entertaining and humorous.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 6, 2012

    This book

    Funny and cute but a little weird

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 5, 2012

    Never talk about it. Never talk about it.

    I never read the book before tho I bet it's really good.!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 3, 2012

    Dimented child

    I have bought most of his stories for "dimented children" and have to say that i might be a dimented person. Great bolks come from great authers and he is a great auther.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 25, 2012

    Nice twist

    Although quite short it's a good concept of a christmas tale.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 22, 2012

    Is it nice

    I

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 16, 2012

    Cute

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 12, 2012

    Good

    Go book. Lol, that all of you guys are thinkin wat im doon myobii

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  • Posted January 25, 2012

    more from this reviewer

    Fun!!!

    A witty little book filled with much humor. I enjoyed it and would like to see a longer version. Will read more from this author when the mood strikes for a 'mindless' read.

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  • Posted January 22, 2012

    Cute, short, almost satisfying

    Cute, short, almost satisfying

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 31, 2011

    Demented like all his books, but good.

    I loved this book cuz its new. Who ever thought of the sugar plum fairies complaining? I just never gave fairies much thought. Though theres sme undefinable style of writing. Obviousness? Honest? I dunno......

    K.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 13, 2011

    wweeee

    Rfrfff

    0 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 4, 2011

    Boring

    Kids story anyone could come up with this story

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    Posted March 15, 2012

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    Posted November 16, 2011

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    Posted November 28, 2011

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