Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies

Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies

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by John H. Carroll
     
 

The Sugar Plum Fairies are tired of dancing for nothing. To make matters worse, the North Pole is freezing, they have to wear skimpy outfits and their poor little legs get worn out quickly. When the Elvin Labor Union was formed, the poor little fairies were left out of any sort of fair bargaining agreement.

The time has come for all of that to

Overview

The Sugar Plum Fairies are tired of dancing for nothing. To make matters worse, the North Pole is freezing, they have to wear skimpy outfits and their poor little legs get worn out quickly. When the Elvin Labor Union was formed, the poor little fairies were left out of any sort of fair bargaining agreement.

The time has come for all of that to change.

Everyone knows Christmas Eve is the best time to attack the North Pole. Santa’s getting ready to deliver toys, the elves are partying and the reindeer have finished playing their reindeer games. Can the legendary North Pole withstand yet another attack? Will Christmas come to a screeching halt?

Join three stealthy fairies: Sydae, Araedae and Zannae, as they try to make life easier for all Sugar Plum Fairies. Will they be able to succeed in their mission? What’s happened to Santa? Will the elves stop the fairies from their task? And what secret is Mrs. Claus hiding from the world?

Caution: This story is not for normal children. If you have any intention of raising a well-adjusted child, this is not the right tale for you.

Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies is a short story.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940032825135
Publisher:
John H. Carroll
Publication date:
10/21/2011
Series:
Stories for Demented Children , #5
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
File size:
76 KB

Meet the Author

John H. Carroll was the youngest of seven children and was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1970 where he was kept in a dresser drawer with the clean socks. Luckily, he wasn’t kept with the dirty socks or else he might have grown up to become slightly warped.As a child, John spent most of his time wandering through the Mojave Desert in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the sky, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. One of his favorite memories is watching his dad build the fuselage of Evel Kneivel’s skycycle in their garage. One of his least favorite moments was watching that skycycle fall into the Snake River. (Not his dad’s fault and he has documentation to prove it, so nyah)As a teenager, John spent most of his time driving wherever he could in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the road, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He was the captain of the chess team, lettered in golf and band while in high school, and wasn’t beaten up anywhere near as much as one might imagine.As an adult, John spends most of his time staring at a computer screen in an attempt to avoid people. He stares at the monitor for hours, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He has been married to his wonderful wife for sixteen years and they have three obnoxio . . . wonderful children who always behave . . . when they’re asleep.Emo bunny minions surround John at most times. He is their imaginary friend and they look to him for guidance. At one point, they took over the world. No one noticed because they left everything exactly as it was. They gave the world back after a week because it was depressing.The Willden Trilogy is his first endeavor into the field of writing. Other series and standalone works will be forthcoming. In addition, John has written a number of short stories that can be found at most eBook sites. He writes in the evenings and weekends whenever possible. Regrettably, the family mentioned in a previous paragraph desires food and shelter, requiring the author to possess a full time job until his writing makes him rich.

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Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies 3.9 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 38 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I was pleasantly surprised. Not my usual genre but I did enjoy it....then again, Ive been called a demented adult. Lol All in all I liked it, next book Id like to see full length!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I liked this story well enough. It is a little childish for adults but I think my "demented"twelve year old daughter is going to love it. I also think that it is so great that writers can just share their stuff what a great thing for both writers and readers.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The story isn't bad, but it's not as good and adorable as Emo the bunny (who actually makes a cameo appearance).
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Another demented winner. Entertaining and humorous.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It's neither a bad or good book. The story brings santa and the North Pole into the 21st Century. Get it and read it for the novelty of it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I wonder how can sugar plum faries attack but I haven't read the book yet bit when I actully read it I'm writen to ya good luvk on reading attack of the sugar plum faries
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
As always, Carrol's stories are written like good fanfiction of something better. I do believe that he could do better. But the story is nice and simple and had some laughs. I say that it's worth a shot. /Dr. Michael W. Hollingsworth
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Valerie
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Wow that was weird Awesome but weird Thankfully im used to weird
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This story is dementedly adorable!
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Funny and cute but a little weird
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I have bought most of his stories for "dimented children" and have to say that i might be a dimented person. Great bolks come from great authers and he is a great auther.
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Although quite short it's a good concept of a christmas tale.
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seagem More than 1 year ago
A witty little book filled with much humor. I enjoyed it and would like to see a longer version. Will read more from this author when the mood strikes for a 'mindless' read.
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homefinder62 More than 1 year ago
Cute, short, almost satisfying
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I loved this book cuz its new. Who ever thought of the sugar plum fairies complaining? I just never gave fairies much thought. Though theres sme undefinable style of writing. Obviousness? Honest? I dunno...... K.
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