B-Movie Attack

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No B-movie monster stays dead forever!

It was supposed to be a fun screening of an old schlocky horror film at a university auditorium. Unfortunately, Morgue Vampire Tramps Find Temptation at the Funeral Home was possessed by demons able to bring the hideous title characters to life. Now the vampires are alive...and they want company. After gaining access to a vault filled with horror films confiscated by film censors, the vampires have set out to unleash an army of monsters on ...

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Overview

No B-movie monster stays dead forever!

It was supposed to be a fun screening of an old schlocky horror film at a university auditorium. Unfortunately, Morgue Vampire Tramps Find Temptation at the Funeral Home was possessed by demons able to bring the hideous title characters to life. Now the vampires are alive...and they want company. After gaining access to a vault filled with horror films confiscated by film censors, the vampires have set out to unleash an army of monsters on Chicago with each reel they show. Who will survive an invasion of creatures from B-movies like The Intestinator, Slasher Girls, and The 500 Foot Hooker? And what will be left of them?

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Spencer (This Town Eats Everything) delights with this wildly entertaining madcap novel of demons manipulating humans for their own entertainment. While Chicago authorities are puzzled by unexplainable incidents, downtrodden Ted Fuller is being offered a deal: recovery of his stolen horror films followed by pleasure at the hands of five luscious women. He doesn’t mind that the offer comes from a grotesque flying vampire who transforms before his eyes into a gorgeous nude goddess. As each film plays, a helpless Ted watches his horrific characters step out of the movies into the real world. With time ticking down, Ted tries to stop the attack from within while meter reader Billy Carton works with recently dead good guys to fight the demons. Snippets from the horror films and ghastly characters such as the Intestinator provide strong visual descriptions with a dash of eroticism. Frequent revisiting of known information slows the otherwise absorbing and splattery story. (Dec.)
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781609289256
  • Publisher: Samhain Publishing
  • Publication date: 12/4/2012
  • Pages: 290
  • Product dimensions: 5.90 (w) x 8.90 (h) x 0.90 (d)

Meet the Author

Alan Spencer is a horror writer from Kansas. His novels touch on anything scary, ranging from zombies with power tools to drug cartels battling cavern cannibals. B-Movie Attack will be his seventh novel. He's delighted to hear from readers, so send your e-mails to alanspencer26@hotmail.com.

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