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After all the zombie attacks, even the word made me twitchy. Especially when repeatedly moaned by an annoying freshman in the school bus loop at eight a.m. As if I wasn’t annoyed enough already--I’d gotten to school early because the Future Doctors of America program started today. According to plan, we should have been bouncing across the railroad tracks on Washington Ave. right about now. But instead, I stood in the gray winter slush with my fellow FDA students, watching the underclassmen arrive for school and scanning the loop in vain for the bus. It was fourteen and a half minutes late. The program would be starting without me; watching people act like complete morons only added insult to injury.
The freshman elbowed his buddies before putting his backpack on his head and staggering around with his arms outstretched. They laughed so hard I thought they’d burst something. Some people thought the zombie virus was hilarious. Obviously, they hadn’t seen the victims; my boyfriend’s best friend was still in assisted living. Brain damage. So I didn’t think it was all that funny when zombie boy staggered over and accidentally grabbed my breasts, one in each hand. And when I say accidentally, I really mean on purpose.
I knocked his hands off my chest, grabbed him by one backpack strap, and yanked him close enough to talk right in his ear. Or right in his backpack, anyway.
“Listen up, dork,” I said in the most pleasant voice possible, which wasn’t very pleasant at all. “I don’t have the time or the masochistic tendencies necessary to deal with you. So how about you keep out of my way, and I’ll pay you the same courtesy?”
He dumped the backpack on the ground and pushed me off. For a moment, I thought maybe he’d back down, but then his so-called friends started in on him.
“Uh-oh, Damian. I think you pissed her off!” crowed one.
“Look out! She’s gonna stake you!” added another.
“That’s for vampires, you morons,” I muttered, turning away. Not my smartest move. Damian-the-freshman didn’t like being taunted, so he shoved me to save face. It didn’t hurt or anything; I’m tougher than I look. But my backpack spilled all over the ground, and that ticked me off.
I’d never hit anybody before, but this was really the last straw. He was lucky someone interceded before I could swing.
“Hey, calm down.”
Trey Black stepped in front of me. He was a recent transfer from Southern California. Why anyone would want to trade that kind of weather for Ohio winters was beyond me. But here he was, and apparently he’d designated himself the sworn protector of freshman idiocy. I needed to get him together with my brother, Jonah. Jonah was the poster child for freshman idiocy.
I let out a long breath in a vain attempt to calm myself as I bent down to pick up my stuff. Trey had this knack for making me uncomfortable. He had tousled blond hair and surfer-boy good looks, and I wasn’t totally immune to that. But I had a boyfriend, and they were friends, so it felt really wrong when he acted flirty. Or looked at me. Or stood within fifteen feet of me. The fact that he flirted with anything in a skirt didn’t make it any easier to deal with.
“You okay?” He bent down beside me to pluck my calculus book from a mound of dirt-speckled snow. “You look pretty upset.”
“Yeah.” I glared at Damian, who flipped me off before heading to class with his friends. “Just a little stressed.”
He handed me the book with one of his patented charming smiles, his fingers grazing mine. A girl getting off the bus across from us took one look at him and nearly fainted. I tried to act like the “accidental” caress was no big deal, but I could feel the embarrassed heat in my cheeks. I started stuffing the books into my backpack. The worst part about it all was that he had never crossed the line, so I couldn’t be sure if I was overreacting.
“Just crazy busy this week,” I babbled. “I was up until almost midnight working on my slave-trade paper for American history, and I’ve got a huge pile of FDA makeup work, and I’m still not done with all the Rockathon prep, and my mom’s coming back from Germany this week. After it’s all over, I think I might go into hibernation.”
“Well, if you need any help . . .” He sidled closer to me. There was no way for me to stand up without getting within kissing distance. My legs started shaking from being crouched over too long, but the only choices were standing and giving Trey the wrong impression or plopping butt-first into half-melted bus slop.
I would have been stuck there forever if Aaron hadn’t walked over. But the minute he did, Trey backed off. Aaron Kingsman--my boyfriend--was smart, sweet, and salivatingly gorgeous, not that I was biased or anything. He was also the quarterback of our football team. I tried not to hold that against him. In return, he tried to pretend I wasn’t a semi-reformed nerd. I couldn’t decide which one of us had the more difficult task.
Trey’s face broke out into a huge grin. Seriously, he adored my boyfriend more than I did. I kept expecting him to tattoo Aaron in a big heart on his arm, but it hadn’t happened yet. Maybe he had put it on his butt instead.
“Hey, bro.” He punched Aaron on the shoulder. “Haven’t seen you in the weight room lately. Where’ve you been?”
“Sorry, just busy,” Aaron replied. He didn’t brush Trey off, exactly, but he pulled me to my feet and wrapped me in a hug. “Everything okay, Kate?”
I couldn’t complain, not with everything Aaron was going through. He went to visit his friend Mike every week, but the brain damage was so bad that Mike couldn’t remember who Aaron was. And part of that was my fault because I’d unknowingly helped my crazy teacher develop the zombie virus. But I’d cured it too; that had to count for something. So I pushed away my problems and said, “Yeah. Trey helped rescue me from a wannabe zombie.”
Aaron snorted. “You don’t need anyone to rescue you from anything, Kate.”
“Exactly.” Trey looked me up and down behind Aaron’s back.
Luckily, I didn’t have to reply. The bus pulled into the loop and screeched to a stop. When the door hissed open, Mrs. Gilbert, the FDA program liaison, stuck her head out with a slightly panicked smile. I would have been worried except that slight panic was her default setting. I could relate to that.
“All right, everyone!” she said. “We’re running a bit late here, so I’d appreciate it if you’d move move move!”
Posted December 16, 2012
If you enjoyed BAD TASTE IN BOYS, you'll love BAD HAIR DAY. I stayed up until 1AM reading this book, because I couldn't come up with any way the main character, Kate, could possibly save the day this time! (and I'm a chemist!) It has the light-hearted humor and scientific save-the-day geekery that I've come to love from Harris' stories. If you want a fun read that's full of science-filled awesome, this is the book for you.
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Posted December 15, 2012
Life can't stay normal for long if your name is Kate Grable. After the "zombie" epidemic, Kate finds herself investigating a series of murders and figuring out what is causing the murder scenes to look like the attack was committed by a supernatural creature. Truth be told, I hadn't read Bad Taste in Boys (Kate Grables #1). I was able to read through this without having read the first book; however, it really would have added to the reading experience.
There are flaws in this book. If I look at it from a critical standpoint, I could point out how the humor is overdone--few lines pass without any--the love rival is a clichéd bimbo, and the story jumps from scene to scene without smooth transitions. I'm not a big fan of Aaron, and this book doesn't give me much time to puzzle over him, but he seems nice and he's not a bad boyfriend despite his indecisiveness at how to handle Elle (love rival). I could point out more if I took the time to do so, but I won't. All this aside, I thoroughly enjoyed the humor. This is a short book and isn't meant to be taken seriously (though not because of the length). It should be read for the funnies.
Kate is a wonderful heroine. There aren't many books out there about science geeks, and I love Kate's voice. She is a nerd and geeks out over sciency things, but she's also breaking out of her shell. Her confusion over how to handle her first boyfriend is cute; at the same time, she doesn't let him off the hook with Elle. She's pragmatic and, though she acknowledges that she thinks about him a lot, she isn't the kind of girl who can't live without her guy.
Best of all, I love the scientific explanation for werewolves. Just like with the zombie epidemic, Kate finds herself searching for the cause behind humans taking on werewolf qualities, and she searches for the cure.
Again, this book isn't meant to be taken seriously. If you love humor mixed with the pseudo-paranormal, mystery, and plenty of laugh-out-loud moments, this is the perfect book for you. As Christmas is approaching, this would be the perfect gift for a friend/relative looking to spend the dark days of winter curled up on the couch or in bed with a good book.
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Posted December 8, 2012
I received a copy of this book from NetGalley for an honest review. Bad Hair Day picks right up were Bad Taste in Boys finishes. Kate is now famous after saving everyone from a zombie outbreak. Being the book nerd she is she is super excited to get an internship with the county medical examiner. Things quickly go strange when the medical examiner is arrested for murder. Her brother stumbles across a dead body and Kate realizes there may be a new type of outbreak in the town. A hairy one with claws. On top of that she has to deal with some girl trying to steal her boyfriend at every turn.
Kate is ever book nerds dream girl lead. Why because she is one her self. She is smart and doesn't care to show it. Even if she is famous now she doesn't let that go to her head. Very down to earth and keeps focused on what she is after. Someone trying to steal her boyfriend she is upset about it but doesn't let it slow her down from her mission. Her brother Jonah I love! He is a game nerd but always tries to stay in the thick of things with Kate and whatever is going on. Aaron is Kate's boyfriend and a jock. He is has some smarts to go a long with his good looks as you see in this book. He is still clueless sometimes but I think in a way it makes him sweeter. Elle is a backstabbing boyfriend stealer that you can see right away. I love to hate this girl. You know rich and pretty so she thinks she can have what ever she wants.
This book is just as delightful as the first one. Centering around werewolves instead of zombies this time around. I love how they come to be in this book and how Kate works out who is the bad guy. This is a book that is what says a YA book. It is true to what it says and doesn't push lines. Were if you have a preteen and want to watch what they read this book and series would be a good pick. It has a paranormal theme with a great character you really can enjoy. The action is always going as you try to figure out along with Kate what is going on. A fantastic quick read.
Posted November 14, 2013
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