Ballistics [NOOK Book]

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In this moving and playful collection, Billy Collins touches on an array of subjects—love, death, solitude, youth, and aging—delving deeper than ever before into the intricate folds of life.
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In this moving and playful collection, Billy Collins touches on an array of subjects—love, death, solitude, youth, and aging—delving deeper than ever before into the intricate folds of life.
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Editorial Reviews

From Barnes & Noble
"It may add sparkle to a morning, / or deepen a night / when the bed is ringed with fire." For poet Billy Collins, poetry, like love, is a transfiguring force in a world already bristling with meaning. In this collection of verse, the former U.S. poet laureate again disarms us with his spontaneity and daring. In his title piece, he writes of a stop-action photograph of a bullet that had just passed through a book, "the pages bulging with the force." An apt metaphor, one might say, for the suddenness and impact of Collins's own poetry.
Janet Maslin
The teasing, buoyant images in Ballistics are firmly anchored in visions of too-quiet mornings, droplets of water, cold marble and bare light bulbs. But he now writes, more simply and assuredly than he used to, about the flights of imagination that keep melancholy at bay…Though Ballistics is not the striving work of a man angling to become the United States' poet laureate (2001-3) or New York State's (2004-6), it glows with the confidence of a writer who has been there, done that and been made fully aware of his work's power to delight.
—The New York Times
Publishers Weekly

The latest from former U.S. laureate Collins (The Trouble with Poetry and Other Poems) again shows the deft, often self-mocking touch that has made him one of America's bestselling poets: while this volume hardly breaks new ground, it should fly off the shelves. To his jokes about, and against, his own poetizing, Collins now adds two new emphases: on life in France, where (to judge by the poems) he has spent some time and (more pervasively) a preoccupation with the end of life. Collins is never carefree, but he is, as always, accessible and high-spirited, making light even when telling himself that nothing lasts: "Vermont, Early November" finds the poet in his kitchen, wringing his signature charm from the eternal carpe diem theme, "determined to seize firmly/ the second Wednesday of every month." For Collins, such are his stock in trade, humorous and serious at once. His tongue-in-cheek assault on the "gloom and doubt in our poetry" is his only remedy for the loneliness that (even for him) shadows all poems: "this is a poem, not a novel," he laments, "and the only characters here are you and I,/ alone in an imaginary room/ which will disappear after a few more lines." (Sept.)

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Library Journal

"This love for the petty things,/part natural from the slow eye of childhood,/part a literary affectation" is endemic to these poems by former poet laureate Collins. Collins takes aim with wit and irony to attend the ordinary as well as the extraordinary. Some poems are written in Paris, where, in one, the poet imagines completing Paul Valéry's wandering, abandoned poems. Some are conscious of themselves, addressing the notion of the reader as well as the writer: "Where are you, reader,/who have not paused in your walk/to look over my shoulder/to see what I am jotting in my notebook?" And some address larger issues: the passage of time, death, life's purpose. "Crashing through the iron gates of life/is what it's all about," the poet decides as he stretches out on the carpet in service to the day he has chosen to seize. "Poetry is a place where both [listening and being listened to] are true at once,/where meaning only one thing at a time spells malfunction." In these poems, readers will find Collins honoring both with bits of wisdom and considerable delight. Essential for contemporary poetry collections.
—Karla Huston

School Library Journal

Adult/High School

Accessibility is the word that comes immediately to mind when considering Billy Collins's poetry, and this collection will surely add to his popularity and praise. Few, if any, poets writing today can match his combination of wit, humor, and irony with equal measures of close observation, intelligence, and passion. Most of his poems can be appreciated with a single reading, but many reveal deeper thought and emotion with repeated readings. Collins is a master at employing simple, direct language to explore the wonders and mysteries of this world. Seemingly without effort, and never forcefully, he consistently invites readers to join him as he notices, considers, and comments on a wide range of profound and mundane aspects of life. All of this is particularly important when readers are relatively inexperienced in the world of poetry. It is safe to say that the legions of teens bored to tears by the likes of Eliot, Pound, and Auden in their English lit classes might form a more accepting view of poetry if they were first introduced to the genre by the work of Collins. This collection includes a poem titled "Oh, MY God!" which, in nine short lines, and with devilish wit, captures the essence of that all-too-popular exclamation in contemporary teen culture. And it is but one example of the many choice nuggets to be found here.-Robert Saunderson, Berkeley Public Library, CA

From the Publisher
“Collins reveals the unexpected within the ordinary. He peels back the surface of the humdrum to make the moment new.”
–The Christian Science Monitor

“Billy Collins demonstrates why he is one of our best poets, with his appealing trademark style: a self-deprecating charm, playful wit and unexpected imaginative leaps.”
–San Antonio Express-News

“By careful observation, Collins spins comic gold from the dross of quotidian suburban life. . . . Chipping away at the surface, he surprises you by scraping to the wood underneath, to some deeper truth.”
–Entertainment Weekly

“A poet of plentitude, irony, and Augustan grace.”
–The New Yorker

“It is difficult not to be charmed by Collins, and that in itself is a remarkable literary accomplishment.”
–The New York Review of Books

“Clever, subtle and engaging.”
–Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

From the Hardcover edition.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781588367631
  • Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
  • Publication date: 8/10/2011
  • Sold by: Random House
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 649,747
  • File size: 2 MB

Meet the Author

Billy Collins
Billy Collins is the author of eight collections of poetry, including The Trouble with Poetry, Nine Horses, Sailing Alone Around the Room, Questions About Angels, The Art of Drowning, and Picnic, Lightning. He is also the editor of Poetry 180: A Turning Back to Poetry and 180 More: Extraordinary Poems for Every Day. A distinguished professor of English at Lehman College of the City University of New York, he was Poet Laureate of the United States from 2001 to 2003 and Poet Laureate of New York State from 2004 to 2006.

From the Hardcover edition.

Biography

In 1985, the humorist Calvin Trillin suggested that Robert Penn Warren would never have been named Poet Laureate if he'd been known as plain Bob Warren. Trillin might be surprised at the 2002 appointment of Billy Collins -- whose laid-back name suits his open-collar-and-blue-jeans appearance, as well as his unpretentious writing style -- to a second term as U.S. Poet Laureate.

But then, Collins himself might be a little surprised. Like most poets, he toiled in obscurity for years, snowed under by rejections from small literary journals. As recently as 1997, he couldn't interest a commercial publisher in his fifth book of poems, Picnic, Lightning. But word of mouth and Collins' appearances on National Public Radio helped push sales of the book, published by the University of Pittsburgh Press, far beyond the usual figures for a volume of poetry from a university press. A previous book was reissued, Random House signed him up for a three-book deal, and Collins was on his way to fame and comparative fortune.

Why is Collins so popular now? One term often applied to his work is "accessible," though he prefers the term "hospitable." "I think accessible just means that the reader can walk into the poem without difficulty," he explained to Elizabeth Farnsworth on the PBS NewsHour. Collins is also very funny -- and that, too, is inviting. For Collins, anything from the barking of a neighbor's dog to the egg-salad stain on a copy of The Catcher in the Rye can be a fit subject for a poem.

But Collins sees accessibility and humor as means to an end. The purpose of a poem, he believes, is to take the reader on an imaginative journey. "Poetry is my cheap means of transportation," he told a New York Times interviewer. "By the end of the poem the reader should be in a different place from where he started. I would like him to be slightly disoriented at the end, like I drove him outside of town at night and dropped him off in a cornfield."

Critics have sometimes charged that Collins' language is too prosaic, his middle-class milieu too smugly comfortable. But many of his contemporaries, including John Updike, Gerald Stern and Edward Hirsch, have admired his originality, wit and intelligence. As Richard Howard put it: "Mr. Collins is funny without being silly, moving without being silly, and brainy without being silly. If only he were silly, we should know how to 'place' him. But he is merely -- merely! -- funny, moving, brainy. That will have to do."

Good To Know

Collins grew up in Jackson Heights, Queens, where his electrician father sometimes brought home issues of Poetry magazine from an office on Wall Street. "He wanted me to go to Harvard Business School," Collins said in a Hope magazine interview. "If he had known the effect of those magazines, he probably would have burned them."

As Poet Laureate, Collins launched a well-received program called Poetry 180, which encourages high schools to read a contemporary poem together each day, preferably by having a student, teacher or staff member read the poem aloud.

Collins is a professor of English at Lehman College of the City University of New York. He lives in Somers, N.Y.

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    1. Also Known As:
      William James Collins
    2. Hometown:
      Somers, New York
    1. Date of Birth:
      March 22, 1941
    2. Place of Birth:
      New York, New York
    1. Education:
      B.A., Holy Cross College, 1963; Ph.D. in Romantic poetry, University of California at Riverside, 1971

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Chapter One


Brightly Colored Boats Upturned

on the Banks of the Charles

What is there to say about them

that has not been said in the title?

I saw them near dawn from a glassy room

on the other side of that river,

which flowed from some hidden spring

to the sea; but that is getting away from

the brightly colored boats upturned

on the banks of the Charles,

the sleek racing sculls of a college crew team.


They were beautiful in the clear early light—

red, yellow, blue and green—

is all I wanted to say about them,

although for the rest of the day

I pictured a lighter version of myself

calling time through a little megaphone,

first to the months of the year,

then to the twelve apostles, all grimacing

as they leaned and pulled on the long wooden oars.

Searching

I recall someone once admitting

that all he remembered of Anna Karenina

was something about a picnic basket,


and now, after consuming a book

devoted to the subject of Barcelona—

its people, its history, its complex architecture—


all I remember is the mention

of an albino gorilla, the inhabitant of a park

where the Citadel of the Bourbons once stood.


The sheer paleness of her looms over

all the notable names and dates

as the evening strollers stop before her


and point to show their children.

These locals called her Snowflake,

and here she has been mentioned again in print


in the hope of keeping her pallid flame alive

and helping her, despite her name, to endure

in this poem where she has found another cage.


Oh, Snowflake,

I had no interest in the capital of Catalonia—

its people, its history, its complex architecture—


no, you were the reason

I kept my light on late into the night

turning all those pages, searching for you everywhere.

High

On that clear October morning,

I was only behind a double espresso

and a single hit of anti-depressant,


yet there, on the shore of the reservoir

with its flipped-over rowboats,

I felt like I was walking with Jane Austen


to borrow the jargon of the streets.

Yes, I was wearing the crown,

as the drug addicts like to say,


knitting a bonnet for Charlie,

entertaining the troops,

sitting in the study with H. G. Wells—


so many ways to express that mood

of royal goodwill

when the gift of sight is cause enough for jubilation.


And later in the afternoon

when I finally came down,

a lexicon was waiting for me there, too.


In my upholstered chair by a window

with dusk pouring into the room,

I appeared to be doing nothing,


but inside I was busy riding the marble,

as the lurkers like to put it,

talking to Marco Polo,


juggling turtles,

going through the spin cycle,

or—my favorite, if I had to have one—out of milk.

The Four-Moon Planet

I have envied the four-moon planet.

—The Notebooks of Robert Frost



Maybe he was thinking of the song

“What a Little Moonlight Can Do”

and became curious about

what a lot of moonlight might be capable of.


But wouldn’t this be too much of a good thing?

and what if you couldn’t tell them apart

and they always rose together

like pale quadruplets entering a living room?


Yes, there would be enough light

to read a book or write a letter at midnight,

and if you drank enough tequila

you might see eight of them roving brightly above.


But think of the two lovers on a beach,

his arm around her bare shoulder,

thrilled at how close they were feeling tonight

while he gazed at one moon and she another.

Evasive Maneuvers

I grew up hiding from the other children.

I would break off from the pack

on its patrol of the streets every Saturday


and end up alone behind a hedge

or down a dim hallway in a strange basement.

No one ever came looking for me,

which only added to the excitement.


I used to hide from adults, too,

mostly behind my mother’s long coat

or her floral dress depending on the season.


I tried to learn how to walk

between my father’s steps while he walked

like the trick poodle I had seen on television.


And I hid behind books,

usually one of the volumes of the encyclopedia

that was kept behind glass in a bookcase,

the letters of the alphabet in gold.


Before I knew how to read,

I sat in an armchair in the living room

and turned the pages, without a clue


about the worlds that were pressed

between D and F, M and O, W and Z.


Maybe this explains why

I looked out the bedroom window

first thing this morning

at the heavy trees, low gray clouds,


and said the word gastropod out loud,

and having no idea what it meant

went downstairs and looked it up

then hid in the woods from my wife and our dog.

August

The first one to rise on a Sunday morning,

I enter the white bathroom

trying not to think of Christ or Wallace Stevens.


It’s before dawn and the road is quiet,

even the birds are silent in the heat.

And standing on the tile floor,


I open a little nut of time

and nod to the cold water faucet,

with its chilled beaded surface


for cooling my wrists and cleansing my face,

and I offer some thanks

to the electricity swirling in the lightbulbs


for showing me the toothbrush and the bottle of aspirin.

I went to grammar school for Jesus

and to graduate school for Wallace Stevens.


But right now, I want to consider

only the water and the light,

always ready to flow and spark at my touch,

and beyond the wonders of this white room—

the reservoir high in the mountains,

the shore crowded with trees,


and the dynamo housed in a colossus of brick,

its bright interior, and up there,

a workman smoking alone on a catwalk.

Aubade

If I lived across the street from myself

and I was sitting in the dark

on the edge of the bed

at five o’clock in the morning,


I might be wondering what the light

was doing on in my study at this hour,

yet here I am at my desk

in the study wondering the very same thing.


I know I did not have to rise so early

to cut open with a penknife

the bundles of papers at a newsstand

as the man across the street might be thinking.


Clearly, I am not a farmer or a milkman.

And I am not the man across the street

who sits in the dark because sleep

is his mother and he is one of her many orphans.


Maybe I am awake just to listen

to the faint, high-pitched ringing

of tungsten in the single lightbulb

which sounds like the rustling of trees.

Or is it my job simply to sit as still

as the glass of water on the night table

of the man across the street,

as still as the photograph of my wife in a frame?


But there’s the first bird to deliver his call,

and there’s the reason I am up—

to catch the three-note song of that bird

and now to wait with him for some reply.

No Things

This love for the petty things,

part natural from the slow eye of childhood,

part a literary affectation,


this attention to the morning flower

and later in the day to a fly

strolling along the rim of a wineglass—


are we just avoiding the one true destiny,

when we do that? averting our eyes from

Philip Larkin who waits for us in an undertaker’s coat?


The leafless branches against the sky

will not save anyone from the infinity of death,

nor will the sugar bowl or the sugar spoon on the table.


So why bother with the checkerboard lighthouse?

Why waste time on the sparrow,

or the wildflowers along the roadside


when we should all be alone in our rooms

throwing ourselves against the wall of life

and the opposite wall of death,


the door locked behind us

as we hurl ourselves at the question of meaning,

and the enigma of our origins?


What good is the firefly,

the droplet running along the green leaf,

or even the bar of soap spinning around the bathtub


when ultimately we are meant to be

banging away on the mystery

as hard as we can and to hell with the neighbors?


banging away on nothingness itself,

some with their foreheads,

others with the maul of sense, the raised jawbone of poetry.

The First Night

The worst thing about death must be the first night.

—Juan Ramón Jiménez

Before I opened you, Jiménez,

it never occurred to me that day and night

would continue to circle each other in the ring of death,


but now you have me wondering

if there will also be a sun and a moon

and will the dead gather to watch them rise and set


then repair, each soul alone,

to some ghastly equivalent of a bed.

Or will the first night be the only night,


a darkness for which we have no other name?

How feeble our vocabulary in the face of death,

how impossible to write it down.


This is where language will stop,

the horse we have ridden all our lives

rearing up at the edge of a dizzying cliff.


The word that was in the beginning

and the word that was made flesh—

those and all the other words will cease.


Even now, reading you on this trellised porch,

how can I describe a sun that will shine after death?

But it is enough to frighten me


into paying more attention to the world’s day-moon,

to sunlight bright on water

or fragmented in a grove of trees,


and to look more closely here at these small leaves,

these sentinel thorns,

whose employment it is to guard the rose.

January in Paris

Poems are never completed—they are only abandoned.

—Paul Valéry


That winter I had nothing to do

but tend the kettle in my shuttered room

on the top floor of a pensione near a cemetery,


but I would sometimes descend the stairs,

unlock my bicycle, and pedal along the cold city streets

often turning from a wide boulevard

down a narrow side street

bearing the name of an obscure patriot.


I followed a few private rules,

never crossing a bridge without stopping

mid-point to lean my bike on the railing

and observe the flow of the river below

as I tried to better understand the French.


In my pale coat and my Basque cap

I pedaled past the windows of a patisserie

or sat up tall in the seat, arms folded,

and clicked downhill filling my nose with winter air.


I would see beggars and street cleaners

in their bright uniforms, and sometimes

I would see the poems of Valéry,

the ones he never finished but abandoned,

wandering the streets of the city half-clothed.


Most of them needed only a final line

or two, a little verbal flourish at the end,

but whenever I approached,

they would retreat from their makeshift fires

into the shadows—thin specters of incompletion,


forsaken for so many long decades

how could they ever trust another man with a pen?


I came across the one I wanted to tell you about

sitting with a glass of rosé at a café table—

beautiful, emaciated, unfinished,

cruelly abandoned with a flick of panache


by Monsieur Paul Valéry himself,

big fish in the school of Symbolism

and for a time, president of the Committee of Arts and Letters

of the League of Nations if you please.


Never mind how I got her out of the café,

past the concierge and up the flights of stairs—

remember that Paris is the capital of public kissing.


And never mind the holding and the pressing.

It is enough to know that I moved my pen

in such a way as to bring her to completion,


a simple, final stanza, which ended,

as this poem will, with the image

of a gorgeous orphan lying on a rumpled bed,

her large eyes closed,

a painting of cows in a valley over her head,


and off to the side, me in a window seat

blowing smoke from a cigarette at dawn.

two

Ballistics

When I came across the high-speed photograph

of a bullet that had just pierced a book—

the pages exploding with the velocity—


I forgot all about the marvels of photography

and began to wonder which book

the photographer had selected for the shot.


Many novels sprang to mind

including those of Raymond Chandler

where an extra bullet would hardly be noticed.


Nonfiction offered too many choices—

a history of Scottish lighthouses,

a biography of Joan of Arc and so forth.


Or it could be an anthology of medieval literature,

the bullet having just beheaded Sir Gawain

and scattered the band of assorted pilgrims.


But later, as I was drifting off to sleep,

I realized that the executed book

was a recent collection of poems written


by someone of whom I was not fond

and that the bullet must have passed through

his writing with little resistance


at twenty-eight hundred feet per second,

through the poems about his childhood

and the ones about the dreary state of the world,


and then through the author’s photograph,

through the beard, the round glasses,

and that special poet’s hat he loves to wear.

Pornography

In this sentimental painting of rustic life,

a rosy-cheeked fellow

in a broad hat and ballooning green pants


is twirling a peasant girl in a red frock

while a boy is playing a squeeze-box

near a turned-over barrel


upon which rest a knife, a jug, and a small drinking glass.

Two men in rough jackets

are playing cards at a wooden table.


And in the background a woman in a bonnet

stands behind the half-open Dutch door

talking to a merchant or a beggar who is leaning on a cane.


This is all I need to inject me with desire,

to fill me with the urge to lie down with you,

or someone very much like you,


on a cool marble floor or any fairly flat surface

as clouds go flying by

and the rustle of tall leafy trees


mixes with the notes of birdsong—

so clearly does the work speak of vanishing time,

obsolete musical instruments,


passing fancies, and the corpse

of the largely forgotten painter moldering

somewhere beneath the surface of present-day France.

Greek and Roman Statuary

The tip of the nose seemed the first to be lost,

then the arms and legs,

and later the stone penis if such a thing were featured.


And often an entire head followed the nose

as it might have done when bread

was baking in the side streets of ancient Rome.


No hope for the flute once attached

to the lips of that satyr with the puffed-out cheeks,

nor for the staff the shepherd boy once leaned on,


the sword no longer gripped by the warrior,

the poor lost ears of the sleeping boy,

and whatever it was Aphrodite once held in her severed hand.

From the Trade Paperback edition.

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Table of Contents

August in Paris

Brightly Colored Boats Upturned on the Banks of the Charles

Searching

High

The Four-Moon Planet

Evasive Maneuvers

August

The Poems of Others

Aubade

No Things

The First Night

January in Paris

Ballistics

Pornography

Greek and Roman Statuary

Quiet

Scenes of Hell

Hippos on Holiday

Carpe Diem

Lost

Dublin

New Year's Day

The Day Lassie Died

Tension

The Golden Years

Vermont, Early November

The Effort

The Lamps Unlit

China

Looking Forward

(detail)

Le Chien

Addendum

On the Death of a Next-Door Neighbor

Separation

Adage

The Flight of the Statues

Passivity

Ornithography

Baby Listening

Bathtub Families

Despair

The Idea of Natural History at Key West

The Fish

A Dog on His Master

The Great American Poem

What Love Does

Divorce

Liu Yung

This Little Piggy Went to Market

Old Man Eating Alone in a Chinese Restaurant

The Breather

Oh, My God!

The Mortal Coil

The Future

Envoy

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 21, 2008

    Incredible

    Collins just gets better and better. This is his best book of poetry yet. From the wild fun of 'Hippos on Holiday' to the poingancy of 'On the Death of a Next-Door Neighbor' it is a great read whether you are a poetry lover or not!

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  • Posted March 10, 2012

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    Ball-less-tics. The reason for the popularity of this bloke esca

    Ball-less-tics. The reason for the popularity of this bloke escapes me. Yet he is all too quickly considered the bee's knees across the pond. His safe, unchallenging poems are bereft of passion and seem quite lazily written. And no I don't mean effortless, I simply mean flat out lazy. He reminds me of one of those "master painters" that pays a school of apprentice painters to paint his masterpieces, then he gets up off his spoiled bum and rather grandly signs it while shamelessly taking full credit for. I tried, believe me, I tried, to find something to redeem his lifeless, colourless, odorless work but it just wasn't there. A cold machine programmed to pump out stock poetry could have done better, been more human in tenor. Perhaps his popularity signals the death of poetry as we know it. Another miserable thought: this bloke has a new book on the way. I'm sure the literary lemmings will be queuing up to plant their tulips into his lifeless, colourless, odourless bum soon enough.

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  • Posted March 31, 2009

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    Great selection of Poems

    This eighth collection by Billy Collins proves once again that poetry can be both intelligent and intelligible. Through his bestselling books and tenure as US Poet Laureate (2001-2003), Collins has blazed a difficult trail to win the reading public back to poetry. The poems he writes and advocates have the reader-friendly quality of "accessibility," much scorned in some academic circles today. Collins himself prefers to call such poetry "easy to enter," maintaining that poems may contain ambiguity and even mystery if only they will first allow the reader a starting point of understanding (i.e., plain English).
    Whether in a domestic scene or travelogue, we are given the beckoning portal of universal experience: the pleasures of food, foibles, including those of poets; nature's healing balm; and the perennial striving of love to overcome our innate separateness. Themes light or grave are treated with charm, gentleness, and a sense of humor that is by turns sophisticated, childlike, and self abasing.
    An excerpt from the poem "Despair" will sell the reader on Collins' irresistible variety of wit. After referring to "So much gloom and doubt in our poetry," the poet wonders what "the ancient Chinese poets/ would make of all this,/ these shadows and empty cupboards?" The poet's answer to his own question is a meditation containing an upbeat and comic resolve:

    Today, with the sun blazing in the trees,
    my thoughts turn to the great
    tenth-century celebrator of experience,

    Wa-Hoo, whose delight in the smallest things
    could hardly be restrained,
    and to his joyous counterpart in the western provinces,
    Ye-Hah.

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