Bare Cock Holmes

Bare Cock Holmes

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by Nate Tanner
     
 

When Sherlock Holmes sends Dr. Watson to collect a very intimate kind of evidence from a young London stud named 'Long John' Bailey, the good doctor can't resist the temptation to enjoy himself a little. But he soon gets far more of Bailey than he bargained for...

Can Holmes and Watson save Britain from German treachery by means of gay sex alone?

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Overview

When Sherlock Holmes sends Dr. Watson to collect a very intimate kind of evidence from a young London stud named 'Long John' Bailey, the good doctor can't resist the temptation to enjoy himself a little. But he soon gets far more of Bailey than he bargained for...

Can Holmes and Watson save Britain from German treachery by means of gay sex alone?

A perverted parody by erotic fiction author Nate Tanner.

WARNING: This 5100-word short story is intended for the delectation of ADULTS ONLY! Contains M/M, masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, rimming, felching, and other taboo methods of criminal deduction!

EXCERPT:

“In a word, Watson, your promiscuous prick overflows with information,” Holmes said, puffing away at his pipe. “Why, the smegma, Watson! The shit! The masculine seed spilt in contradiction to every human and divine law! The richest fossil strata of Colorado cannot compare to the sedimentary layers that your many partners have left for me to taste under your sweet foreskin.”

“You don’t mean---!”

“You may rest assured that I do.” Holmes smiled indulgently at me. “By sucking you, Watson, I taste the asses that have engulfed your prick. And the pricks that have fucked those asses. And the asses that those pricks have entered... Do you comprehend now, Watson? By degrees, the circle expands!”

“But how far?”

“To all of London!” cried Holmes, in rapture. “By tasting your prick, I’ve tasted London’s sexual underworld in its entirety. Every cock and every ass that has ever come into indirect contact with yours!” He smiled owlishly. “And I did not even need to stir from my favorite chair to do so.”

“But that’s incredible, Holmes!”

“And yet, Watson,” my friend went on with a shrewd leer, “it is precisely on the basis of the clues you have provided me that, tonight, we will venture to solve the case at hand!”

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Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940014384162
Publisher:
Nate Tanner
Publication date:
05/06/2012
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
683,193
File size:
91 KB

Meet the Author

Nate Tanner was born in Iowa in 1980. His Zodiac sign is Gemini.

He realized he was gay on the day he turned 18.

After living a freewheeling lifestyle in his 20s, Nate decided to share his experiences with the world by becoming an erotic fiction author. He writes in spare moments at his day job, while by night he can be found prowling the Midwest for cute boys.

Please send all questions/comments/love letters to natetannerxxx [at] gmail.com.

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