Bart Simpson's Guide to Life: A Wee Handbook for the Perplexed

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Starved for the whole truth, man?

Take a bite out of this bitsy but beefy package, brimming with morsels of wit, wisdom and worldly knowledge brought to you by the one and only Bartholomew J. Simpson. Get the hard–knocks facts of life from the guy who's seen it all, heard it all, done it all and denies it all.

(The "J" stands for "Jo–Jo"...)

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Overview

Starved for the whole truth, man?

Take a bite out of this bitsy but beefy package, brimming with morsels of wit, wisdom and worldly knowledge brought to you by the one and only Bartholomew J. Simpson. Get the hard–knocks facts of life from the guy who's seen it all, heard it all, done it all and denies it all.

(The "J" stands for "Jo–Jo"...)

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780060969752
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Publication date: 3/28/2006
  • Series: The Simpsons Series
  • Edition number: 1
  • Pages: 192
  • Sales rank: 778,293
  • Product dimensions: 5.00 (w) x 8.00 (h) x 0.25 (d)

Meet the Author

Matt Groening, the creator and executive producer of the Emmy® Award-winning series The Simpsons, as well as creator of the cartoon strip "Life in Hell" and the animated FOX television series Futurama, is the man responsible for bringing animation back to primetime and creating an immortal nuclear family. In addition, Groening formed Bongo Comics Group in 1993 and currently serves as publisher of The Simpsons Library of Wisdom, Simpsons Episode Guides, Simpsons Comics, Bart Simpson Comics, Radioactive Man Comics, Simpsons Comics Treasure Trove, the annual Bart Simpson's Treehouse of Horror, Futurama Comics and more than 36 comic compilations, as well as many instant classics including Bart Simpsons Guide to Life, The Simpsons Handbook and The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 27, 2007

    A Handy Guide By A Genious

    Ok, what can I say? I'd rate this book a 4, It made me laugh my head off, and my dad's! This book is a lol joke book, filled with useful tips along the way from none other than Bart Simpson. In this book Bart teaches you how to speak different laungages, tells you what goes on in your prents mind, zesty prayers, and much, much more! Learn a lot about life with Bart Simpson, and a lot of laughs along the way!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 7, 2005

    Funny

    If you love the Simpsons you need to get this book.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 27, 2009

    Great Book

    I gave my husband this book for his birthday and he loved it. He is a huge Simpsons fan and really enjoyed the book. I would recommend it.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 24, 2005

    Duh!!!!!!!!

    This book is so Hilarious! It's like watching the show or even having Bart Simpson inside of your mind just telling you what every little thing says!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 22, 2005

    Amazing

    I coundn't put it down and had to read it twice for the extra humor. Anyone who plans to buy it shoul b/c it can bring laughs even to the youngest simpson lovers.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 17, 2005

    This is the book I've looked all my life for!

    This IS the best Simpsons book ever! And that is not an opinion. The second I opened this book I could not put it down. I almost walked into traffic walking home from the Barns and Noble. In summary this book is recomended for ANYBODY. Even if they hate the Simpsons (Although I don't Know why anybody would). :)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 8, 2005

    Its great

    If you are a simpsons fan you will love this book! It's so funny!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 2, 2004

    GREAT Birthday gift

    I recieved this book for my birthday! It was hysterical! Anybody who likes the Simpsons will LOVE this book, and even the people who don't like the Simpson's will like this book. I highly reccomend this book. Even though it's not excatly intulettual, it's very much fun.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 24, 2004

    BEST GUIDE TO LIFE EVER!!

    this book is very funny. I read in a day because i couldn't put it down. it made me laugh out loud! I really do reccamend it to any simpsons fan.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 8, 2003

    Awsome

    i thougt this book was really good on a boring rainy day because its funny intresting and every single page is filled with entertainment

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 28, 2003

    The nine year simpson fan

    This is a great book. It is very funny and has a lot of 'good' advice. I loved it. Whoever remotely likes the simpsons must get it. If you've read it and didn't like it, then all I have to say is EAT MY SHORTS!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 11, 2003

    Funny Book

    This book is really enjoyable.. Even though it doesn't really have anything to do with the actual show, it is still very funny to read different subjects such as babies religion etc. according to the characters of the Simpsons. I laughed when a question in the book was: Where do babies come from? Todd Flanders responded with- 'I'm not sure exactly but I think you could go to hell for asking that question.' It's a great rainy day book which any Simpsons fan would enjoy

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 30, 2003

    Great Birthday Gift!

    Bart Simpson's Guide to Life- This book is fun to read when bored or when trying to fall asleep. I gave to my 17 year old brother on his birthday, he was glad I got it for him(he's a big fan of the simpsons). There is one funny part I liked best, it showed Bart's playground playmates and their personality. For example one was one of a attention seeking girl and her future career was an actor another one was a mr. know-it-all boy and he was predicted to be a critict. Hopefully you by this book and have a few laughs with your friends.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 27, 2003

    Matt does it again

    very funny! this is a great book to kill time while you're bored. Pages of entertainment, and loads of laughs. a good addition to any simpson fan's collection.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 22, 2003

    I am the biggest fan of the simpsons

    I haven't read this book, but from all of the viewers that read this book, I think I might go and buy it. I know that the book is good because the simpsons is the funniest tv show ever made.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 8, 2002

    LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY

    This book is halirious i couldn't get my hands of of it!!! I LOVED IT. I never out grew it its great.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 8, 2002

    Funny an Some Stuff Works!

    This book is so funny with all of Bart's quotes. Learn subjects in Bart Simpson's view. Some of his ideas really works. I recommend this book. Bart is awesome. Ay Caramba!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 11, 2001

    Bart Simpson at his funniest!

    This book is the funniest book EVER!! Everything anyone loved about thea Simpson family in one book. And if you don't love it as much as I do, you can always use it as a coaster.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 18, 2001

    Best book ever written!

    This book is simply hilarious. I have been a simpsons fan for four years. This is bart at his best. I have had this book for a year now and it still cracks me up. This book is worth every penny. This book can also be used as a cure for depression with its comic relief.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 24, 2001

    Life

    This book is amazingly funny.It shows life from a child's point of view, but not just any child, this child is the one and only Bart Simpson! Read his opinions and ideas about everything, from excuses to get out of schoolwork to his questions on the next generation,babies!

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