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Bed and Breakfast and Murder
     

Bed and Breakfast and Murder

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by Patti Larsen
 

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A Poo Poo Kind of Morning

I tried not to look down the mouth of hell staring back at me from inside the glaringly pristine outer ceramic shell of the white throne, my throat catching, stomach doing half flips and a rather impressive rollover routine that would have gotten at least a 9.5 even from the Russian judges. Instead, I forced myself to smile and

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A Poo Poo Kind of Morning

I tried not to look down the mouth of hell staring back at me from inside the glaringly pristine outer ceramic shell of the white throne, my throat catching, stomach doing half flips and a rather impressive rollover routine that would have gotten at least a 9.5 even from the Russian judges. Instead, I forced myself to smile and swallow and remind myself the elbow length yellow rubber gloves grasping the handle of the standard issue plunger were all that stood between me and Pooageddon.

Suck it up, Fee. Big girl panties and adulting and all that.

“At what point,” I waved the dripping plunger, wincing as droplets of yuck flew, “did I think owning a bed and breakfast was going to be glamorous and romantic?”

Fiona Fleming hasn’t lived in Reading, Vermont in over a decade, her escape from small town living leading her to New York City and a life of adventure. An adventure that has left her with no career, an ex who cheated on her and zero plans for the future. Her grandmother’s death grants her a new chance—inheriting Petunia’s, Iris Fleming’s bed and breakfast, seems like the ideal fresh start. But when Fee finds out ownership of the property Iris willed her might be in question, she’s drawn into the seedy underbelly of the cutest town in America after being singled out as the main suspect in a murder.

Product Details

BN ID:
2940153991542
Publisher:
Patti Larsen
Publication date:
01/29/2017
Series:
Fiona Fleming Cozy Mysteries
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
57,111
File size:
1 MB

Meet the Author

About me, huh? Well, my official bio reads like this: Patti Larsen is an award-winning middle grade and young adult author with a passion for the paranormal. But that sounds so freaking formal, doesn’t it? I’m a storyteller who hears teenager’s voices so loud I have to write them down. I love the idea of sports even though sports hate me. I’ve dabbled in everything from improv theater to film making and writing TV shows, singing in an all girl band to running my own hair salon. But always, always, writing books calls me home. I’ve had my sights set on world literary domination for a while now. Which means getting my books out there, to you, my darling readers. It’s the coolest thing ever, this job of mine, being able to tell stories I love, only to see them all shiny and happy in your hands… thank you for reading. As for the rest of it, I’m short (permanent), slightly round (changeable) and blonde (for ever and ever). I love to talk one on one about the deepest topics and can’t seem to stop seeing the big picture. I happily live on Prince Edward Island, Canada, home to Anne of Green Gables and the most beautiful red beaches in the world, with my very patient husband and four massive cats.

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Bed and Breakfast and Murder 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 2 reviews.
Missisue4 5 months ago
If you are looking for a new cozy mystery series, the Fiona Fleming Mysteries is exactly what you are looking for. Patti Larsen will have you mezmerized from the first page to the last.... The main character, Fiona, moves back to her home town when she inherits the Bed & Breakfast her grandmother owned. However only a few weeks into owning the B & B, she is delivered papers stating that her grandmother signed over ownership to a Construction company and she is given 48 hours to vacant. Before she can even process this new information the owner of the Construction company is found dead in the koi pond in Fiona's backyard. Seeing as Fiona's dad is the retired Sheriff of the town, she tries to solve the case. Unfortunately Fiona is unsure of her father's innocence. While running the B & B Fiona tries to find out who killed Pete and why in her backyard. And why would her grandmother sign over ownership of the B & B after it was willed to Fiona. As Fiona tries to get answers for all her questions, she uncovers a lot more than she bargained for....... And when all the questions are answered, you will be blowed away at who was actually the mastermind of it all !!!
kmdshaw 6 months ago
This first in the series of new books from Patti Larsen has everything you want in a cozy mystery: a relatable main character with friends/associates that are entertaining; a plot-line that moves along and keeps the reader interested; tension between a handsome law enforcement agent and the protagonist; and a terrifically described and lovable pug as a side-kick! Looking forward to the next book in the series.