Table of Contents
Introduction xi
How to Eat Beef xiii
Culinary Interlude: Rib Eye Steak xv
Big Trouble in the Beef Business xvii
Section 1 Audumla 1
1 From Horn to Hoof (The Ecological and Evolutionary Origins of the Cow: Prehistory-8000 B.C.) 3
The Thread in the Labyrinth: Picasso's Minotaur and the Spirit of Cattle 3
What is a Cow? 9
Culinary Interlude: Nine Primal Cuts 14
Domestication: How the Cows Came Home 16
Meat, Milk, Muscle, and Dung 24
Pity and Fear: Ernest Hemingway's Bullfights 29
The Coconut Theory of Animal Husbandry 32
The Reddest Meat of All 36
Culinary Interlude: Bull's Tail Stew 37
Delamere's Cattle 38
2 The Food of the Gods (The Origin of Religion: 8000 B.C.-400 B.C.) 43
Bull Gods on Hadrian's Wall 43
Culinary Interlude: A Mithraic Dinner with Meatballs 46
First Rites 48
Early Myths and Legends: The Cattle of the Sun and the Bull of Heaven 53
Culinary Interlude: Homeric Roast Beef 55
Early Myths and Legends Explained (Part I): Metamorphoses 57
Early Myths and Legends Explained (Part II): A Man of His Times 60
The Bible's One, True Bull God 64
Culinary Interlude: A Fatted Calf 70
The Cattle of the Sun, Revisited 71
A Lucky Killing 72
3 The Brown Bull of Ulster (Wealth and Honor: 400 B.C.-A.D. 1500) 75
King Servius Tullius Strikes Gold 75
Cow Heroes: Rustling for Fun and Profit 77
Culinary Interlude: Prophecy Broth 81
Monks and the Rise of Cheese 84
Culinary Interlude: Cheddar 86
Culinary Interlude: A Catalog of Noble Cheeses 90
A Medieval Banquet 92
Culinary Interlude: Beef y-stywyd, or the Ribs of Henry IV 94
Cow Villains: TheReivers 95
Ole Lemurt's Hero 98
Section 2 The Cloven Hoof 103
4 Gene Pools and Paint Pots (The Birth of Modernity: The Sixteenth to Nineteenth Centuries) 105
A Perfect Teat: Dutch Milkers 105
Culinary Interlude: Jersey Cream and Fresh Berries 110
"All Is Useless That Is Not Flesh…": Bigger, Better Beeves 111
Culinary Interlude: Lumber Pye 115
Toro Bravo's Brave New World: The Conquest of New Spain 122
The Woman of Narok 132
5 Cattle Kings And Dairy Queens (The Industrialization of Food: The Nineteenth Century) 139
War, Pandemics, and Famine 139
Culinary Interlude: Steak Tartare 140
Chemical Solutions: Making Food Last Longer 149
Culinary Interlude: Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding 150
Cowboys and Barbed Wire 154
Culinary Interlude: Barbecue and Beef Jerky 163
Bubbly Creek and the Union Stock Yards 164
Cuchulainn Defeated? 166
Carnivore 170
6 The $300 Sirloin (Cattle in the Twentieth and Twenty-first Centuries) 175
Death of a Small-Town Butcher 175
Two Dodos: The Beef and Milk Industries Today 179
Culinary Interlude: The American Hamburger 182
A Dry Future 185
The Criollo Solution 191
Ethical Eating 197
Meden Agan: Japanese Wagyu Beef 201
Culinary Interlude: Wagyu Sashimi 204
Titus Salt, the Great Paternalist 204
Epilogue 209
Acknowledgments 213
Endnotes 215
Index 229