Beer Is the Answer-- I Don't Remember the Question

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The best bar jokes you can've never remembered!
From the publisher of Bartender magazine comes this incomparable collection of bar jokes, quotes and cartoons that are sure to make you appear witty and charming at the life of your next cocktail party.

Wow your drinking buddies and impress your dates with such clever and entertaining hilarious quips as:

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without ...

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Beer Is the Answer-- I Don't Remember the Question

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Overview

The best bar jokes you can've never remembered!
From the publisher of Bartender magazine comes this incomparable collection of bar jokes, quotes and cartoons that are sure to make you appear witty and charming at the life of your next cocktail party.

Wow your drinking buddies and impress your dates with such clever and entertaining hilarious quips as:

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

"I saw a sign that said "Drink Canada Dry," so I've started."

"Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin."

Ray Foley has been a bartender for more than 20 years. He is the publisher of Bartender magazine and the author of Bartending for Dummies. He has appeared on Good Morning America, Live with Regis and Kathie Lee and countless other shows. Ray resides in New Jersey with his wife and partner, Jaclyn.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781402209147
  • Publisher: Sourcebooks, Incorporated
  • Publication date: 7/28/2007
  • Series: Bartender Magazine Ser.
  • Pages: 224
  • Product dimensions: 6.00 (w) x 8.00 (h) x 0.56 (d)

Meet the Author

Ray Foley is an expert bartender and publisher of Bartender magazine. He is also the founder of the Bartenders Foundation Inc. and the author of Bartending for Dummies. He has appeared on ABC-TV News, CBS News, NBC News, Good Morning America and Live with Regis and Kathie Lee. He has also been featured in major magazines, including Forbes and Playboy. Ray resides in New Jersey with his wife and partner, Jaclyn.
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2 1/2 oz. Old Grand Dad Bourbon
1 1/2 oz. orange juice
1 1/2 oz. sweetened lemon juice

Shake with ice and serve on the rocks.

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Table of Contents

Introduction Names & Origins Bar Tools Cuts and Garnishes Cutting Fruit Mixers and Enhancers Types of Drinks Cocktails Bourbon Cordials Gin Whiskey Irish Rum Scotch Tequila Vodka Champagne Shooters Blended Cocktails Warm Me Ups Coffee Cocktails Martinis Flavortinis Summertinis Springtinis Cream Cocktails Beer Pousse Cafe Facts on Liqueurs and Proof Charts and Measurements Calories and Carbohydrates Home Bar Tips
101 Web Sites General Index Index of Cocktails About the Author

Ray Foley has been a bartender for more years than he wants to admit. He is the publisher of Bartender Magazine and the author of Bartending for Dummies, How to Run a Bar for Dummies, The Best Irish Drinks, The Ultimate Little Martini Book, and The Ultimate Little Shooter Book. He has appeared on numerous television shows and has had articles published in many national magazines. Ray resides in New Jersey with his wife and partner, Jaclyn, and his son Ryan. He can be contacted on his website, bartender.com or his e-mail, Barmag@aol.com.

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