The best bar jokes you can've never remembered!
From the publisher of Bartender magazine comes this incomparable collection of bar jokes, quotes and cartoons that are sure to make you appear witty and charming at the life of your next cocktail party.
Wow your drinking buddies and impress your dates with such clever and entertaining hilarious quips as:
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
"I saw a sign that said "Drink Canada Dry," so I've started."
"Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin."
Ray Foley has been a bartender for more than 20 years. He is the publisher of Bartender magazine and the author of Bartending for Dummies. He has appeared on Good Morning America, Live with Regis and Kathie Lee and countless other shows. Ray resides in New Jersey with his wife and partner, Jaclyn.
Ray Foley has been a bartender for more years than he wants to admit. He is the publisher of Bartender Magazine and the author of Bartending for Dummies, How to Run a Bar for Dummies, The Best Irish Drinks, The Ultimate Little Martini Book, and The Ultimate Little Shooter Book. He has appeared on numerous television shows and has had articles published in many national magazines. Ray resides in New Jersey with his wife and partner, Jaclyn, and his son Ryan. He can be contacted on his website, bartender.com or his e-mail.
Names & Origins
Cuts and Garnishes
Mixers and Enhancers
Types of Drinks
Warm Me Ups
Facts on Liqueurs and Proof
Charts and Measurements
Calories and Carbohydrates
Home Bar Tips
101 Web Sites
Index of Cocktails
About the Author