Bell, Book, and Scandal (Jane Jeffry Series #14)

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"You can't judge a book by its cover. To look at her, one would never think suburbanite homemaker Jane Jeffry would be interested in murder and mayhem. But after all the corpses she's come across - and killers she's unmasked - she's practically an expert on the subject. Which is why, with best buddy Shelley Nowack in tow, Jane's booking down to a nearby mystery writers' convention to mingle with the brightest lights of literary crime ... and maybe drum up some interest in her own recently completed manuscript." "They're all there: editors, ...
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"You can't judge a book by its cover. To look at her, one would never think suburbanite homemaker Jane Jeffry would be interested in murder and mayhem. But after all the corpses she's come across - and killers she's unmasked - she's practically an expert on the subject. Which is why, with best buddy Shelley Nowack in tow, Jane's booking down to a nearby mystery writers' convention to mingle with the brightest lights of literary crime ... and maybe drum up some interest in her own recently completed manuscript." "They're all there: editors, agents, publishing bigwigs, and famous authors like Jane and Shelley's personal fave, Felicity Roane. Even Jane's longtime honey, Detective Mel VanDyne, is a scheduled guest speaker. Of course there are bound to be some bad apples in the bunch: macho-malicious literary critic-cum-snake Zac Zebra, for example, and loudmouth Vernetta Strausmann, who self-published her despicable whodunit and successfully hawked it on the Internet." "However, what would a mystery convention be without a mystery? So one is graciously supplied when a famous ego-squashing editor keels over at the speaker's podium, undone by an anonymous poisoner. And when a much-hated book-bashing journalist is himself bashed quite nastily in the parking lot, it seems fairly certain that at least one real-life murder is stalking the proceedings. But who is he/she/them? The dirt-dishing, pseudonymous Internet gossip monger "Ms. Mystery," who's lurking around there somewhere? The local bookseller who dearly loves "Modern Golden Age" women writers? The avid reader who seems to know a bit too much about the personal lives of the famous attendees?" Jane and Shelley are on the case, ready to snoop, eavesdrop, and gossip their way to a solution. But the killer they seek is no open book ... and may turn out to be harder - and deadlier - to read than they initially imagined.
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In Jill Churchill's Bell, Book, and Scandal, the irrepressible Jane Jeffry discovers that truth is not only stranger than fiction…it's far more dangerous. When real crime rears its ugly head at a local mystery convention, sometime sleuth and would-be mystery writer Jane and her buddy Shelley Nowak are delighted to be on the spot to investigate. Unfortunately, there's no shortage of suspects in a convention hotel filled with avid readers, fanatic fans, aspiring authors, rival booksellers and agents, and published pros. Now, in a setting where the usual risks run to meeting ego-bruising editors, arrogant agents, and reprehensible reviewers (plus the occasional sneaky scandalmonger or pushy, self-published storyteller), Jane and Shelley prove that while they may be amateurs in the game of detection, their status as suburban moms makes them pros at gathering gossip and ferreting out secrets and scandals…even in the face of poisoning, head-bashing, or worse. Sue Stone
Publishers Weekly
Like the previous entry in the series, The House of the Seven Mabels, Jill Churchill's Bell, Book, and Scandal: A Jane Jeffry Mystery, in which would-be author Jane and pal Shelley Nowack find trouble at a mystery writers' conference, offers only routine sleuthing. Churchill's newer Grace and Favor series (Love for Sale, etc.) has a more interesting setting and fresher characters. Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information.
Children's Literature
It's difficult to know who exactly is the intended audience for this "Jane Jeffry Mystery." The simple plot, the vapid characters, the clichés and slangy dialogue seem to rule out adults. Yet the main characters, a middle-aged widow with three almost-grown children and her rich, shopping-happy friend, seem odd protagonists for a young adult novel. Jane attends a mystery writer's conference with her newly completed manuscript, hoping to impress an agent. While there, she and her friend Shelley discover that an upcoming book has been plagiarized from a writer who is then attacked, while his agent suddenly collapses. In the midst of all this, Jane has several sexual encounters with her "honey," a man she hardly seems to know. In the end, no one is hurt permanently, no one is prosecuted, and Jane may have found a buyer for her book. When the main character, on seeing an ostentatiously expensive hotel suite, decides it's the most beautiful place she's ever seen and proclaims the kitchen "exquisite," you know you're in trouble and so is the author. With its minimal mystery, its muddled grammar, and its emphasis on consumerism, it's not much of a model for young adults who may be trying to understand the genre or even to write a mystery themselves. Considering the inflated price, librarians and media-center teachers would do better to spend scarce dollars on a real mystery by a real author. 2003, Morrow, Ages 14 to 17.
— Barbara L. Talcroft
Library Journal
Part-time sleuth Jane Jeffry and friend Sheeley in this tale by Churchill (Much Ado About Nothing) attend a local mystery writers' convention, only to become involved in another murder mystery. After someone poisons a famous editor and attacks a renowned reviewer, Jane and Shelley take the offensive. Lightweight and fun for cozy fans. Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information.
Kirkus Reviews
Like many a stay-at-home mom, Jane Jeffry decides to take the hours she hasn't spent parking her new SUV where nobody will hit it and put them to good use-writing a mystery novel. Unlike so many budding Mary Higgins Clarks, Jane has no trouble finding a publisher. All she has to do is register at the mystery convention meeting conveniently in her hometown and check into the luxury suite permanently reserved for her next-door-neighbor Shelley Nowack's family (Shelley's husband is an investor). Before she even has time to warm her feet on the heated bathroom tile, Felicity Roane, her favorite writer, has asked Jane and Shelley to breakfast, impatiently shooing away anyone who tries to intrude on their tête-à-tête-à-tête. And although baby agents Gretta and Tiffany don't think much of her manuscript, Felicity's editor friend Melody Johnson is so tickled by its house plans that she snaps it up, leaving Jane just enough time to find out who poisoned heartless editor Sophie Smith and conked chauvinist reviewer Zac Zebra, deflate e-published blowhard Vernetta Strausman, unmask nefarious gossip columnist Miss Mystery, and invite longtime squeeze Mel Van Dyne to try out all six of her bathroom's showerheads. If it weren't so earnest and its prose so flat, Jane's fairy-tale 14th adventure (The House of the Seven Mabels, 2002, etc.), where an unemployed widow can buy a fuel-efficient SUV off the lot for cash, would be positively surreal. Agent: Faith Childs
Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine
“Jane Jeffrey is irresistible!”
Tulsa World
“Churchill is the master of the suburban mystery.”
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780792733850
  • Publisher: BBC Audiobooks America
  • Publication date: 12/28/2004
  • Series: Jane Jeffry Series , #14
  • Format: CD
  • Edition description: Unabridged
  • Product dimensions: 6.44 (w) x 6.80 (h) x 1.53 (d)

Meet the Author

Jill Churchill has won the Agatha and Macavity Mystery Readers awards and was nominated for an Anthony Award for her bestselling Jane Jeffry series. She is also the author of the highly acclaimed Grace and Favor mysteries and lives in the Midwest.

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Table of Contents

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First Chapter

Bell, Book, and Scandal

Chapter One

On a surprisingly mild day late in February, Jane sat out on her kitchen porch waiting for her next-door neighbor and best friend Shelley Nowack to come home. When Shelley's minivan turned into the Nowacks' driveway at about fifty miles per hour and screamed to a violent halt, Jane strolled over.

"Look what I got in today's mail," Jane said, shoving a brochure though the window of the minivan.

"Help me unload the groceries first. I have a car that's full of stuff that needs to go in the freezer," Shelley said, handing the brochure back without looking at it.

When the food was stashed away, they sat down at Shelley's kitchen table with the brochure. "A mystery conference right here in town. Cool. Are you going?"

"I want to," Jane said. "The book I'm writing isn't exactly a mystery, but I think all good novels are mysteries. At least, they need the elements of secrets that need to be unraveled, even if there isn't a crime. Will she give the guy a second chance to straighten up his act or won't she? Is there a chance he'll be named in his rich grandfather's will? Will the child recover?"

"I never thought about it that way. You're right," Shelley agreed. "And the conference is at that fabulous hotel near that new mall we've never been to."

"I wasn't planning to stay at the hotel," Jane said. "What's the point when it's so close to home?"

"There are two points, Jane. For one thing, you learn more from people if you're staying at the hotel at conferences. Other attendees usually have drinks at the bar at night, and that's when they reveal a lot more inside poop to friends and eavesdroppers.

"The other point," Shelley went on, "is that Paul has invested in this hotel and, as such, always has a suite on hold for his use. We could stay in it for free."

Jane had often wondered just how rich the Nowacks were, but hadn't asked and never would ask Shelley. Paul's investment must have been a substantial one, however, to rate a full-time suite. But the Nowacks lived almost as modestly as Jane did. Their house was the same size as Jane's. Their children went to the same public schools as Jane's did. Their wallpaper and carpets were only slightly more expensive than Jane's, in spite of the Nowacks' obviously being far more affluent. Shelley's husband owned an enormous chain of Greek fast-food restaurants.

"We? Would you really be interested in going with me?"

"Of course I would. I like knowing the inside poop about nearly any business. I don't think I'd go to an accountants' conference, but this one would be interesting." Looking over the brochure, she added, "I see by the schedule that there are usually two or even three tracks of speeches. You could go to one and I'd go to another and take notes for you. And late April is such a good time for a perk."

"I'll sign us both up," Jane said. "This will be really fun, I hope. Some of my favorite mystery writers are on the list of attendees. I'd love to meet them or least see and hear them in person."

"Let me jot the date down and tell Paul we need the suite that weekend if it's not already booked."

Three days later, Detective Mel VanDyne, Jane's long-time lover, dropped in after dinner and said, "I have a day off tomorrow. I've got more laundry than most armies accumulate in a week, the floors are dirty, and I'm buried in paperwork, most of which needs to be thrown away. Any way you could help me out?"

"Sure. Have you had dinner? There's leftover pot roast, gravy, and peas."

"Yes, please," he said pathetically. "All I had in the fridge was disgusting cottage cheese."

When he'd finished the leftovers, Jane said, "I have something interesting to tell you ... "

"Could it wait until tomorrow? I have to go home and get a start so you won't know how sloppy my apartment really is."

"It'll hold," Jane said.

When she arrived the next morning, the cottage cheese was gone. Most of the paperwork was gone and Mel had started the first load of laundry.

Jane took charge. "Get me the vacuum and the attachments."

"Attachments?"

"All those little gadgets that came with it. You start cleaning from the top down. There are cobwebs on the ceiling. There's a tube that sucks them up, and the same tube gets the dust off the blinds. Then you do the carpet. I'll start in the front bedroom. You finish throwing trash away and put your first load of washing in the dryer."

It took three hours before almost everything was clean. When Mel started making the bed, Jane realized he didn't even know the right way to tuck the top sheet in tightly at the bottom. "Mel, stop. Don't you know how to do a nurse's corner? Watch this and do the other corner like I do this one."

He was surprised. "My mother failed to teach me that. In fact, I don't know if she knew this. She always had a maid to do things like this."

Jane sat down on the bed when they were finished. "Don't you want to hear my good news?"

"I'd rather we made good use of this bed first."

Jane smiled, slipping off her shoes while saying "Me, too."

Later, while Mel went for carryout Chinese for their lunch, Jane took a look in the fridge and decided he'd have to deal with it himself. But she'd tell him all about the writers' conference over the egg drop soup ...

Bell, Book, and Scandal. Copyright © by Jill Churchill. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.
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  • Posted March 7, 2009

    Who wrote this thing?

    I have read all of the Jane Jeffry Series and love the books and the characters. I was shocked when I read this one. Who wrote this -- a 7-year-old? The writing is so short and choppy. What a disappointment!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 18, 2006

    A decline in the series.

    I read this book some time ago, and I'd enjoyed most of the series up to this point. I can't remember what the one before this was like, but the series definately declines with this entry. The plot seems lacking, with not that much of interest. It furthers the ongoing story of Jane's life, but other than that, nothing special. It didn't seem to be as well written as some of her earlier books. Jane and her friend have a very minor argument, and it's treated as if they're nearly on the verge of destroying their friendship, and I think this was also the book where some minor dispute occurs between Jane & her boyfriend, and she's afraid it'll break them up... Sheesh! It wasn't a big deal, and the reaction to these things seemed overblown. I was quite disappointed, though I may give the next in the series a try, because I enjoyed the beginning. The others were light, but fun.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 23, 2004

    I like the series, but this one is lacking.

    I enjoy this series, light but entertaining. I enjoy seeing what's going on with the characters over time as well as the story. Unfortunately, this one seemed to fall a bit flat. There didn't seem to be much of a plot - or as much of a crime - as the other books. And some things seemed strangely blown out of proportion. I was surprised when Jane seems to feel that her relationship with Mel is in crisis - where did that come from?? He sounded no more irritated with her on the phone than he ever did with her involvement in crimes. And she feels that she's teetering on the brink of causing a rift between her and Shelley... with little provocation, and why over this rather than any case before? It felt quite odd. I will read the next book in the series, and hope it's stronger than this one.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 14, 2004

    Overshadowed plot

    Bell Book & Scandal was a book, where the mystery was completely overshadowed by the characters who were shopping, socializing, eating and doing a variety of other activities. When the villian is finally revealed, its almost an afterthought. Definitely not Churchhill's best work. There is a need for more substance to the plot.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 21, 2004

    Not one of her best.

    I've read all Jill Churchill's books in both the Grace and Favor series and the Jane Jeffrey series and have been a big fan. However, this book just isn't up to Churchill's usual standards. The writing is elementary and the plot is predictable. It's as if Churchill went on auto pilot when she wrote this one.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 13, 2003

    Not horrible, but wait for the paperback.

    I figured out the culprit before I finished even half the book. I prefer a bit more substance. The story is cute, but not page-turning. Read this if you don't want to have to think too much while you read.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 3, 2003

    Cute cosy

    When aspiring novelist Jane Jeffry gets a brochure in the mail about a writing conference coming to her town, her best friend and neighbor Shelley Novacks persuades her to go. Shelley also decides to attend. She and Jane register for the plush free suite that is available to the Novacks at all times. Jane is so motivated that she finally completes the mystery she has been working on for years.<P> On the opening day of the conference, Jane meets one of her favorite writers who turns out to be a very sweet and friendly person. At the opening ceremony the speaker editor Sophie Smith falls ill and is rushed to the hospital where she has her stomach pumped. A little while later, Zac Zebra, writer turned reviewer, is found unconscious in the hotel parking lot. In between agent and editor conferences and seminars, and costume parties, Jane tries to figure out the link between the two incidents and who is responsible.<P> It is always fun to read a new Jane Jeffry mystery and BELL, BOOK AND SCANDAL is strong evidence of why. The author captures the ambiance of a writers' convention to perfection, using it as the back drop for an enjoyable mystery. Fans of cozies and amateur sleuth who-done-its in which nobody is killed and no blood is shed will find this work charming and entertaining. The story line is lighthearted filled with humor and does not take itself too seriously.<P> Harriet Klausner

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