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This sequel to the bestselling Postcards from the Edge contains Carrie’s Fisher’s trademark intelligence and wit that brought Postcards to the Hollywood movie screen.

When we left Suzanne Vale at the end of Carrie Fisher’s bestselling Postcards from the Edge, she had survived drug abuse, rehab, and Hollywood celebrity. The Best Awful takes Suzanne back to the edge with a new set of troubles—not the least of which is that her studio executive ...

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Overview

This sequel to the bestselling Postcards from the Edge contains Carrie’s Fisher’s trademark intelligence and wit that brought Postcards to the Hollywood movie screen.

When we left Suzanne Vale at the end of Carrie Fisher’s bestselling Postcards from the Edge, she had survived drug abuse, rehab, and Hollywood celebrity. The Best Awful takes Suzanne back to the edge with a new set of troubles—not the least of which is that her studio executive husband turned out to be gay and has left her for a man.

Lonely for a man herself, Suzanne decides that her medication is cramping her style, and she goes off her meds—with disastrous results. The “manic” side of the illness convinces her it would be a good idea to get a tattoo, cut off her hair, and head to Mexico with a burly ex-con and a stash of OxyContin. As she wakes up in Tijuana, the “depressive” side kicks in, leading Suzanne through a series of surreal psychotic episodes before landing her in a mental hospital. With the help of her movie star mom, a circle of friends, and even her ex-husband, she begins the long journey back to sanity.

The Best Awful is by turns highly comic and darkly tragic, a roller-coaster ride through the dizzying highs and crushing lows of manic depression, delivered with fast and furious wit.

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Editorial Reviews

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People No-holds-barred humor and snappy banter.

Vanity Fair Carrie Fisher [is] one of our most painfully hilarious correspondents from the edge of sanity.

The Washington Post
In her first novel, Postcards From the Edge, the author gave us a heroine, still very young, who had goofball parents very much like Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher. That heroine did too many drugs and had a lot of problems with being way too smart and not quite pretty enough and never being able to hold a man. The Best Awful is described as a sequel to that first novel, but the difference in intensity is enormous. Fisher has become an activist, an advocate, a describer of manic depression, and here she shows us exactly what that affliction entails … Bravado, intelligence, wit and iffy medication. Suzanne Vale (or Carrie Fisher) uses every weapon in our fragile human arsenal to fight against the numb horror of madness. — Carolyn See
The New York Times
The Best Awful, Ms. Fisher's most amusingly snarky book since Postcards From the Edge, makes every conceivable effort to signal its skewed perspective. Even the logo of its publisher, Simon & Schuster, appears upside down on the spine of the book's dust jacket, while this tale is said to be "based on a truant's story." Ms. Fisher's fondness for criminal wordplay is allowed to run rampant, the better to signal the recklessness of its heroine. Thus, "Off with their studio heads!"And, "Je ne sais Kuala Lumpur." And, "I must continue to make ends meet, since I can't seem to make them poultry." — Janet Maslin
Publishers Weekly
Fisher's (Postcards from the Edge, etc.) powerful and partly autobiographical tale of mental illness translates brilliantly to audio, thanks in large part to the author's skillful narration. From the first few lines ("Suzanne Vale had a problem, and it was the one she least liked thinking about. She'd had a child with someone who forgot to tell her he was gay"), Fisher's voice dances on the edge between desperation and hilarity, perfectly capturing the precarious mental state of Suzanne, a former actress, recovering drug addict and talk show host for an obscure cable channel. The only bright spot in Suzanne's life is Honey, her sweet six-year-old daughter. Fisher elegantly and energetically spears the Hollywood lifestyle and traces Suzanne's rocky path from just barely keeping it together to the full psychotic breakdown that lands her in the Shady Lanes loony bin. At times, the novel feels like a bunch of darkly comic anecdotes somewhat haphazardly strung together, but Fisher's warm voice and smart, sardonic delivery will keep listeners riveted all the way through to the story's hopeful, albeit disjointed, conclusion. Simultaneous release with the S&S hardcover (Forecasts, Nov. 17, 2003). (Jan.) Copyright 2004 Reed Business Information.
Library Journal
In this sequel to Postcards from the Edge, Suzanne Vale now has a daughter, Honey, from a brief marriage to a Hollywood mogul who left her for another man (he forgot to tell her he's gay). Upset over the failure of her marriage, Suzanne can't seem to get past the blues. She stops taking all the pills that have been controlling her bipolar disease, and her behavior gets crazier and more destructive. Completely out of control, she finds herself in the middle of a drug binge on the way to a brutal and humiliating breakdown and a long stay in a rehab hospital somewhat like the one in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest only more expensive. Suzanne's handling of these terrible events and the effects on her daughter, ex-husband, former movie-star mother, and assorted friends and hangers-on has the listener's full attention and in the end full admiration for a true survivor. Fisher's is the perfect voice to give the story depth and resonance. Highly recommended. Barbara Valle, El Paso P.L., TX Copyright 2004 Reed Business Information.
Kirkus Reviews
Novelist/actress/screenwriter Fisher offers a seqhuel to Postcards From the Edge (1987), with many of the same elements: another head-trip with a lost Hollywood soul-and drugs, drugs, drugs. Since we last saw her, Suzanne Vale had married and had a child. Studio exec Leland was sweet, caring and great in bed; still, he left her three years ago . . . for a guy. So darling daughter Honey, now six, has become Suzanne's focus, except when Suzanne is gigging as a cable talk-show hostess or sending little Honey off to Leland. But why must Leland have a much better TV, and regular folks for parents, in contrast to her own flaky showbiz mom? And how has she managed so long without sex? The drought ends with a successful play for Dean Bradbury ("Hollywood's original bad boy") at a producer's funeral. The pair's one-night stand is followed by a longer run with Thor, a towering blond who brings out the slut in Suzanne, which also means giving up the meds she needs for her bipolar whatever, which is when all hell breaks loose. Suzanne destroys her patio in the middle of the night, has her hair cut off, gets a tattoo, and drives to Tijuana with the tattoo artist. Okay, he's an ex-con, but he's loaded with OxyContins. Meanwhile, never a thought for Honey. Rescued by best friend Craig, Suzanne messes up her new meds and winds up in the nuthouse, not such a great change from the world outside: people continue to loom up out of the drug-spangled mists, and Suzanne's just-kidding wordplay never stops, though receiving a secret message from an old movie on TV is a new low point. Eventually, Suzanne will be released into a happy ending: a kinda sorta reunion with Leland. The satirical swipes at Tinseltownare missing here, apart from that funeral scene. The rest is all Suzanne, and she's just not interesting enough to sustain the attention.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780743269308
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster
  • Publication date: 12/28/2004
  • Edition description: Reprint
  • Pages: 288
  • Sales rank: 818,683
  • Product dimensions: 5.52 (w) x 8.42 (h) x 0.69 (d)

Meet the Author

Carrie Fisher became a cultural icon as Princess Leia in the first Star Wars trilogy. She starred in countless films, including Shampoo and When Harry Met Sally. She is the author of Shockaholic; Wishful Drinking (which became a hit Broadway production); and four bestselling novels, Surrender the Pink, Delusions of Grandma, The Best Awful, and Postcards from the Edge.

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Chapter One: The Man That Got the Man That Got Away

Suzanne Vale had a problem, and it was the one she least liked thinking about: She'd had a child with someone who forgot to tell her he was gay.

He forgot to tell her, and she forgot to notice.

He might've forgotten to mention it because he'd hoped she would save him. Making him into a normal "family man" with a wife and a child and a job running a studio. And hadn't she wanted to be saved from certain things also? From life alone? From being childless? From a life that might've looked a little sad from the outside?

So, merging their secret hopes for rescue, they'd had a baby with their unwritten pact of androgyny, an androgyny that informed the life they lived out loud.

Suzanne had never seen herself as what she called a squeezy tilty girl. She was a breadwinner with a very yang personality. A person who wore a lot of severely tailored little black suits. And Leland Franklin would never be called up for the butch patrol. Not that he was effeminate in any way — far from it.

Suzanne's pregnancy had betrayed their pact, however, transforming her into a girl — a vulnerable woman even — leaving Leland to be what he couldn't: a straight and certain man...certain of his sexuality anyway.

Looking back, perhaps Suzanne should've guessed based on his affection for Biedermeier furniture or even his fastidiousness with his grooming...she should've known when, toward the end, he'd begun rigorously attending a gym, perfecting a body she knew wasn't being perfected for her.

Their alliance had broken under the strain of their attempt at normalcy gone wrong. When their daughter Honey was three, Leland had left her for a man, though initially this was not what he'd said. He'd said he was leaving because Suzanne was crazy. Kept him up all night. Refused to take her bipolar medication, and she would talk talk talk...talk all the time. Maybe she'd talked him out of staying with her. Won the argument for why to leave her without meaning to.

After Leland had left — right after, when feelings were still high, with winds of hurt and blame storming out of her Cape Fear — he'd mentioned to Suzanne late one evening in a particularly blistering phone call that she might've helped turn him gay, "By taking all that codeine again!" to which Suzanne replied tearfully, "Oh, I'm sorry — I hadn't read that part of the warning on the label! I thought it said heavy machinery, not homosexuality! Here I could have been driving those big farmyard tractors all along!" and she'd slammed the phone down, red-faced and weeping.

After the dust from his departure had settled, she'd found herself with a child, a grudge, and a bright phosphorus gnaw of pain glowing in the hot spot of her chest.

It turned out he'd left her with this tender wound of love for him, a warm ache informing her she'd accidently grown to care. He'd outlasted her disinclination to ever love deeply, winning the race to the end of her arm's-length way of figuring everything out until it couldn't hurt her again.

Unbeknownst to her, she'd come to look at him with lively eyes tenderized pink with vulnerability. She longed for the return of Leland's subtle way of patrolling her murky borders, guarding her from her own less than commendable instincts. Protecting her when he could from all that stood between her and her far-flung best self, drawing her to the center of his uncrackable safekeeping.r

While she'd spent every last hard-earned dollar of her energy charming those she met so that they would like her, be amused by her, think her smart, or all three, Leland would do some other neat trick all but invisible to her trained seal eye. He would manage the room, make its occupants comfortable, well taken care of, at ease. He would find out a little about each person, an ambassador of good will trying to make certain everyone aboard his ship was seaworthy. His was a miracle of care, concern, and control. And for the life of her, Suzanne could never figure out how it was done — it took her years to realize that it was done — but she admired it with a kind of awe before she knew and ever after. This was Leland's gift: a way with people, a way of making their burdens lighter and their days a little less dark. Suzanne would tickle you and make you laugh and like her; Leland would tuck you in bed for the night — and wake you up with juice and coffee the next morning.

Suzanne wanted you to have a good experience of her — "Did you hear that hilarious thing she said about her father? 'What you see is what you don't get'!" Leland wanted you to have a good experience of yourself, courtesy of him. Sure, you'd come away with a good memory or two of Suzanne, but spend a single afternoon with Leland and you'd want to float down through all time with him, parented by him, partnering with him, and throwing all your business his way.

Leland had cared for her and she'd somehow not seen it working its subtle charm on her. She didn't realize she needed tending like some exotic fragile flower. She had always been self-contained, no? Making her all but impervious to most of the care he'd painstakingly shown to her. Smoothing her brow, picking up her pieces each time she broke down and cried. Hospital Man, so careful with her, watching over her while she slept and making sure she was safe and warm. Who knew she'd come to count on the net he'd always put beneath her not so infrequent falls? No one had ever attended to her needs in quite this way. How could she have missed it happening? What had made him tick, and why couldn't her tock ever quite manage that beat?

While he'd busied himself with breaking her falls, Suzanne had blundered on, chatting gaily, never slowing enough to notice the charm he was working on her life, her frantic ways. Still and all, she'd paused sufficiently to have a child with him, paying tribute to the thing in their union that smacked of mutual concern and trust — a trust accompanied by what she understood later as the closest thing she might have come to love.

For the next three years, she'd taken advantage of him and giddily run with it straight through center, careless of his ministrations, not noticing his restless dissatisfaction. Or taking it for something else, something annoyingly in her way. She'd given him little choice but to move on to the thing in his nature that would inevitably capture his attention's bright flag. Assuming she'd loved him offhandedly, even cavalierly, how could she know that down deep, her once-tended flower was turning more and more toward the warm comfort of his too-distant sun, growing this subtle devotion to him, strung to his tuning, guided by his star. Leland had provided her with something vital, something she'd come to depend on as utterly as oxygen. Which she only realized, of course, once it turned up missing.

Oh, horrible!

Having subtly outsmarted her sensors, Leland had now passed into the dark world of "Someone She'd Inadvertently Come to Need." First he'd slipped the mickey of their daughter Honey into her, and now, leaving her drunk with a love she'd misrepresented both to herself and anyone who'd listen, he'd tiptoed out the door in search of something saner and more sensible for himself.

Need. Ugly need with its scowling face, its features twisted with regret and love gone awry, now leered at her from the darkness when she'd wake into this place she couldn't imagine was any longer really her life.

Ugh! Disfigured by loss, she grieved for Honey's father. "Come back!" she wanted to implore him. "Give me myself back — the me I was with you — and I'll be good this time, I promise! You can even date men! I'll look the other way, like they do in Europe! I'll do anything you say! Just stay...please...just stay with me...help me breathe!"

But it was too late.

Once escaped, she knew he'd never return. It had been difficult enough for him to pull himself away in the first place, away from his only child and greatest joy.

No, once away, he would stay there, leaving her with this outsized love now grown larger and unwieldy as a goiter, magnified by rejection, humiliation, and desperate aging-girl despair.

She'd just have to wait to outlast this worst aspect of being human, for the wound of rejection and self-incrimination to heal.

Her mother Doris had been wonderful after Leland had gone. She'd come over and fluffed up Suzanne's pillows and made her cold toast.

"You're just like me, dear. We can't pick men," Doris said matter-of-factly, sitting on the edge of Suzanne's bed and brushing her daughter's hair back from her frowning forehead. Doris Mann was a famous fifties movie icon whose three failed marriage had left her publicly humiliated, bankrupted, and bankrupted again. "Anyway, think of it this way; we've had every kind of man in this family. We've had horse thieves and alcoholics and one-man bands and singers — but this is our first homosexual!" She punctuated her congratulatory speech with raised eyebrows and trademark grin and outflung arms.

At least the whole situation was great for Suzanne's weight, this "Diet of the Disappearing Dad." Remember how fat she'd gotten when she was pregnant with Honey? And how it had hung around afterward, no matter what she did? Layers of fat clinging to her like frightened tenants in dark houses when the ghosts come out.

Well, after Leland left, about twenty pounds or so of her must have missed him, too, because little by little, it took leave of her as well. Perhaps leaving her for a man also. Perhaps there was some newly fat guy roaming around with her former pounds encircling him lovingly. Suzanne had a Teflon quality that summer. Things would come unstuck from her surface and jump free, leaving her even more alone. Items began to show up missing around her home, and not just the usual things like glasses, pens, and cameras. Now it was books, a disc player, and finally even a dog. Just couldn't be found. Boom! Disappeared one day.

Was it something she'd said? Or maybe a bad hairstyle or an overabundance of makeup? How had she become this jumping-off point, so easy to leave? And how did Leland's boyfriend Nick become the man that got this lovely man that got away from her?

Honey turned four, then five, then six. And still Suzanne kept on with the endless hashing and rehashing, going over what had happened, as if that was going to solve anything. As if that served any purpose other than getting her friends' eyes to glaze.

"You've totally taken all the charm and romance out of self-pity for me, I'll tell you that for nothing," Suzanne's best friend Lucy told her one day.

"Fuck off," she'd countered miserably, without moving her unseeing eyes from the television screen at the foot of her bed.

"Hey, show me where off is, and I'll fuck there," Lucy had replied.

Lucy wasn't the only one who was fed up listening to Suzanne — she was just the most vocal about it. Everyone wanted the funny, untroubled version of their friend back. And finally so did Suzanne, she really and truly did.

Surely the solution was to find something or someone to distract her. A Situation. Something or someone leading her to other things: tasks tacked neatly on a bulletin board. Plans. Completing one errand and onto the next, running like the wind toward something new. Stations of life, bridges to cross, stages to go through. Surely there were dragons to slay and fresh matters to tend to, until one day when she would escape from what had formerly been the matter with her, and would now be able to see it as simply her own jumping-off point.

Copyright © 2003 by Deliquesce, Inc.

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  • Posted November 18, 2009

    Best Awful is a Best Book

    Insightful, poignant, raucous - I read this when it was first published and again last year - when I was in the midst of a break up (oh woe is me).

    There are some great lines in this book. It's Fisher at her take no prisoners - especially herself - best.

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  • Posted January 2, 2009

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    Great Book!

    I love this book!! I felt like I was having a break down with her. She is such a great writer and you'll love this book. I wished I knew the real names of the people she wrote about.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 30, 2004

    She will survive...

    Suzzane Vale from 'Postcards From The Edge' has problems worse than any ordinary individual would have in an office on a Monday. Honestly, I don't know how a woman could have a gay man's child, but that's intended for the comedy. The storyline may sound a bit tragic with the bipolar illness when reading the summary, but it's very captivating and quite funny. I love the girl who makes money off of people swearing.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 10, 2004

    Autobiography in Fiction's Clothing

    If you're a fan of Carrie Fisher, then you'll buy this whether I tell you to or not -- and you won't be disappointed. She's as funny as ever. However, she goes deeper in this one than she's ever gone before; in between jokes, she writes so perceptively that I feel as though I know exactly what a psychotic breakdown feels like, and hope more than ever that I'll never have this information confirmed for me. If this is truly an autobiography very very (very) thinly disguised as fiction, then I have to say that Carrie's gay ex is a saint, and I'd love to know who Dean Bradbury is. My money's on Jack Nicholson.

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