Andrew Simonian is a straight, white male who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and has no right to make any of the jokes written in this book. That said, he's generally a fairly pleasant and mildly amusing guy, so if you ever meet him in person, please try to cut him some slack.
Andrew is the founder of Standard Media Company and a veteran film and television producer. He has a degree in finance from the University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School of Business and a certificate in film from New York University. He lives in Los Angeles.