The Big Ass Book of Jokes

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SIDE-SPLITTING JOKES TO SHARE WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS & COWORKERS

Don’t you want to be the person with an endless supply of jokes? In The Big Ass Book of Jokes, there’s a joke to tell every day about everything—from midgets, blind people and blondes to lawyers, priests ...

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Overview

SIDE-SPLITTING JOKES TO SHARE WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS & COWORKERS

Don’t you want to be the person with an endless supply of jokes? In The Big Ass Book of Jokes, there’s a joke to tell every day about everything—from midgets, blind people and blondes to lawyers, priests and politicians.

Why don’t women blink during foreplay?

They don’t have time.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.

Teach him how to fish and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day.

The customs agent asks Collin to identify a bottle in his luggage.
"That’s holy water from Rome,” says Collin. The customs agent opens it and says, "This smells more like whisky.”

"Isn’t that amazing,” says Collin. "Another miracle!”

A blonde finds her husband in bed with a redhead, so she grabs a gun and holds it to her own head. The husband begs her not to shoot herself.

The blonde shouts at him, "Shut up! You’re next!”

A man walks by a poker game in a casino that has three men and a dog. "That’s a very smart dog,” says the man.

"He’s not so cleaver,” says one of the players. "Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.”

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781569756492
  • Publisher: Ulysses Press
  • Publication date: 4/1/2009
  • Pages: 480
  • Sales rank: 1,369,629
  • Product dimensions: 6.00 (w) x 8.90 (h) x 1.20 (d)

Meet the Author


Rudy A Swale is a compiler of joke books.
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