The Big Nap (Chet Gecko Series)

The Big Nap (Chet Gecko Series)

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by Bruce Hale
     
 

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Grammar school-it's all about eating and sleeping. Well, for Chet Gecko, anyway.

To Chet, nothing is more divine than a plate of Mrs. Bagoong's Mothloaf Surprise followed by a sweet bit of shut-eye on the playground. (Besides a few Pillbug Crunch bars and a monthlong holiday, that is.)

In these two hilarious mysteries from Chet's tattered casebook, he and his

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Grammar school-it's all about eating and sleeping. Well, for Chet Gecko, anyway.

To Chet, nothing is more divine than a plate of Mrs. Bagoong's Mothloaf Surprise followed by a sweet bit of shut-eye on the playground. (Besides a few Pillbug Crunch bars and a monthlong holiday, that is.)

In these two hilarious mysteries from Chet's tattered casebook, he and his mockingbird partner, Natalie Attired, must catch a cafeteria thief, foil the sinister plans of a weaselly zombie master . . . and still take part in the Nations of the World PTA assembly. (Fourth-grade detectives get no respect.) 5 X 7-1/2. Black-and-white illustrations

Author Biography: Bruce Hale is the author of five picture books as well as the Chet Gecko mysteries. A popular speaker, teacher, and storyteller for children and adults, he was awarded a Fulbright grant in 1998 to teach storytelling and to study folklore in Thailand. He lives in Honolulu, Hawaii.

Editorial Reviews

Children's Literature
If you like phrases such as, "Waldo couldn't hypnotize anyone¾he couldn't put his own foot to sleep if he sat on it," this series is for you. Fans of Chet Gecko, 4th grade gumshoe, most likely are ready for the next installment in the adventures of this lizard detective and his mockingbird sidekick, Natalie. A far cry from the Hardy Boys, the protagonist here, by his own claim, is "the best lizard detective" at Emerson Hicky Elementary. He and his partner get themselves in and out of jams. A metaphor is appropriate here but you will get all you want in this chapter book that will put a smile on adults faces and laugh out loud noises from kids. In this particular case, Chet and Natalie's job is to find out why their classmates, one by one are turning into teacher's pet zombies. As they proceed with their investigation, adult jokes will go over the heads of kids, but the "gross" out humor and relentless punning will bring kids back to this series over and over again. Teachers of reluctant readers take note—kids will take to this book like a hen to a field of chicken feed. (I just couldn't resist!) 2001, Harcourt, $14.00. Ages 8 to 12. Reviewer: Kathleen Orosz
School Library Journal
Gr 3-4-This adventure of the fourth-grade detective at Hicky Elementary School, is fraught with puns and double entendres that may not be grasped by young readers. However, the animal characters are very amusing. In this installment, Chet is faced with the eventuality of all of the students being turned into zombies. With the help of Natalie the bird and Waldo, a nonspecific furball, Chet meets and defeats the villainous weasel. Amusing black-and-white drawings are scattered throughout and deftly capture the animals' antics and personalities.-Sharon McNeil, Los Angeles County Office of Education Copyright 2001 Cahners Business Information.
From the Publisher

Raves for the Tattered Casebook of Chet Gecko
The Chameleon Wore Chartreuse
"Mystery fans will get a kick out of this new series, which features a clever, wisecracking fourth-grade . . . lizard."--Family Life
The Mystery of Mr. Nice
"Hold on to your fedoras: this gecko's going places."--Kirkus Reviews
Farewell, My Lunchbag
"A Raymond Chandler/Woody Allen literary blend in a fourth-grader/gecko guise. . . . Fodder for budding criminologists and stand-up comedians."--School Library Journal

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Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780613505499
Publisher:
Demco Media
Publication date:
01/28/2009
Series:
Chet Gecko Series, #4
Pages:
110
Product dimensions:
4.94(w) x 7.68(h) x 0.64(d)
Age Range:
7 - 10 Years

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1

Chairman of the Bored

It was dumb of me, I know.

When you’re a fourth grader, you don’t take a shortcut across the sixth graders’ playground. Not when they’re playing on it.

It’s safer to wear red undies and dance the hootchy-koo in front of a raging bull, or to dip a toe in a piranha’s swimming pool.

But private eyes live dangerously. Besides, I was late for lunch.

Green and grumpy and ready to eat, I slipped along a line of krangleberry trees. Then I heard it.

Crink-crank-cronk!

Heavy footfalls crunched behind the next tree. Something hefty— a T-rex, a grizzly, maybe Bigfoot?— was stalking me. I stopped short, and out popped Herman the Gila Monster.

I’d rather have met Bigfoot.

He leaned down into my face. "Hey, Gecko!" Herman’s breath almost melted my hat. The guy never heard of mouthwash?

"What’s up, Herman?" I said.

He stared at me with an expression that was about as cute as a bowlful of baby rattlesnakes. "This not fourth graders’ playground. Beat it, Gecko— before I beat you."

"Still sore about those two months of detention?" I asked. "You should have thought of that before you tried to swipe the school mascot."

Herman wanted to make a snappy comeback. I could tell, because his forehead wrinkled with the effort and his jaw dropped open.

The silence stretched like your grandpa’s oldest T-shirt.

"Don’t strain yourself," I said, taking a moment to straighten my hat. A private eye stays cool under pressure. "Stick to one-syllable words."

The Gila monster pointed a shotgun-sized finger across the playground. "Go!" he growled.

"That’ll do nicely." A private eye also knows when to split.

I turned, only to find the path blocked by a double scoop of ugly— Rocky Rhode and Erik Nidd, standing side by side.

Uh-oh.

I was doomed.

But that had never stopped me from wisecracking before.

"Sorry, ladies," I said. "I’m all full up on Girl Sprout cookies. Go peddle your wares somewheres else."

No response. Not even a "get lost" snarl. Only a quiet beep-bop boop.

I looked closer.

Both the horned toad and her tarantula pal had their eyes glued to handheld video games. And with a spider, that’s a lot of eyes to glue.

I cleared my throat.

"Beat it," said Erik.

"We got better things to do than smush geckos," added Rocky.

Better things to do than beat me up? How rude. But then, how lucky.

Herman looked like he’d just been told the Wicked Witch of the West was actually an Avon lady. "Hey, you guyyys," he whined. "Get Gecko!"

I decided not to wait around until the big lug figured out he could mop the floor with me all by himself. "It’s so hard to say good-bye," I said. "So let’s just say hasta la pasta."

I slipped between Rocky and Erik, and hotfooted it for the cafeteria. They say discretion is the better part of valor; it’s also better than a trip to the nurse’s office.

After a while, I slowed to a brisk walk. Too much exercise can scramble the brains. And the only thing I like scrambled is my Eggs ’n’ Termites à la Chet.

At the lunch counter, Mrs. Bagoong heaped my tray with scorpion stir-fry and lice foo yung. Wednesday is Asian-food day at Emerson Hicky cafeteria.

I scoped out the scene. Boring with a capital B. But I knew someone who might have a new mystery to crack.

Like at most lunchtimes, I parked my carcass beside my fine feathered partner, Natalie Attired. She was a whiz with puzzles and clues. Around school, her smart mouth had earned her a reputation as a black belt in tongue fu.

Just the kind of dame you want working your side of the street. We share a passion for mysteries, but I don’t share her passion for worms.

Natalie’s pretty sharp for a mockingbird— heck, pretty sharp for any kind of critter.

"Hey, Chet," she said, "what’s an Eskimo’s favorite food?" She looked at me wide-eyed. "Iceberg-ers! Get it?"

Well, maybe not that sharp.

Copyright © 2001 by Bruce Hale

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What People are saying about this

From the Publisher
Raves for the Tattered Casebook of Chet Gecko
The Chameleon Wore Chartreuse
"Mystery fans will get a kick out of this new series, which features a clever, wisecracking fourth-grade . . . lizard."—Family Life
The Mystery of Mr. Nice
"Hold on to your fedoras: this gecko's going places."—Kirkus Reviews
Farewell, My Lunchbag
"A Raymond Chandler/Woody Allen literary blend in a fourth-grader/gecko guise. . . . Fodder for budding criminologists and stand-up comedians."—School Library Journal

Meet the Author


BRUCE HALE is the author of five picture books as well as the Chet Gecko mysteries. A popular speaker, teacher, and storyteller for children and adults, he lives in Santa Barbara, California.

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The Big Nap (Chet Gecko Series) 4.1 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 7 reviews.
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This is the best book ever!!!!!
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Great book! This was a great book and I would love to share it with lots of people!
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Fart-Micduh More than 1 year ago
The action is very absorbing ,and I feel like I'm really in all the chases.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I liked Loco for Lizards and I saw that buyers of that book also bought this one, so I thought I'd give this a try, two very different kinds of books, but for anyone who likes fun books about lizards they both score big!