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Big White Panties
     

Big White Panties

3.8 27
by Dale Alderman
 

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A frightening development is sweeping the nation. Affecting the lives of millions of people, this travesty is eating away at the heart of our society. Rampaging through every community in our great country, this horrible epidemic must be stopped. Ladies, please, we are begging you. Just say no to big white panties. In this hilarious collection of essays about

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A frightening development is sweeping the nation. Affecting the lives of millions of people, this travesty is eating away at the heart of our society. Rampaging through every community in our great country, this horrible epidemic must be stopped. Ladies, please, we are begging you. Just say no to big white panties. In this hilarious collection of essays about relationships, Dale Alderman explores the different viewpoints men and women have about each other. Although he has been with his wife, Starla, for over twenty years, Dale freely admits that he knows absolutely nothing about women and he has the stories to prove it including: Nothing Says I Love You Like a Leaf Blower, The Thingy Is Going Ggguuurrrgggg, I Want My HGTV, What Is That Smell, Ow, You Are On My Hair, With This Pre-nup I Thee Wed, My Eggs Are Rotting, Boys Do Not Tinkle, and Why Do Men Scratch. Ladies, if you have ever wondered what your man is really thinking, Dale will tell you. Guys, if your lady has ever left you confused and frustrated, you are not alone. Dale has been there, too. To strengthen your relationship, sit on the couch with your soul mate, share a nice box of wine, and laugh out loud at Big White Panties.

Product Details

BN ID:
2940012192400
Publisher:
Lasaria Creative Publishing
Publication date:
03/16/2011
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
330,736
File size:
259 KB

Meet the Author

Dale Alderman lives in Chantilly, Virginia with his wife, Starla, and two sons, Chase and Logan. An award-winning author, Dale has appeared on FOX & Friends on the FOX News Channel and has appeared on many nationally syndicated radio shows. Dale is the author of Everyday Dad, a collection of funny stories about fatherhood. He is also the author of The MegaDog Tales, a middle grade adventure about a cocker spaniel that becomes a superhero.

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Big White Panties 3.9 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 27 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Full of giggles
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I got repremanded for reading this in bed and keeping my husband up wwith my uncontrolable laughter. According to him even my silent giggles shake the bed. Funny funny book.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Absoulutely harious my ribs hurt from so much laughter
CreativeKlein More than 1 year ago
It started off kind of slow, but the stories got funnier - loved the story about the kid who wore crocs and made fancy dishes for little league. A good quick read that will make you giggle!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I cannot remember how I ended up purchasing this book, but I liked and loved every page! It is definitely one to read if you like honesty with a quirky sense of humor.
catloverJV More than 1 year ago
I admit, I was just caught by the title. I gave it a try and boy am I glad I did. I laughed out loud and even cried I laughed so hard. This is now my favorite writer of humor. I can't get my hands on enough of his works and I am never disappointed with it. Try it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I am really enjoying this book. It hits close to home.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
So funny, because so much of it's true!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book was great , funny, and just really fun to read.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I laughed at every paragraph of this hilarious book. Great writing style. Fast read. Funniest book I've read in years!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The humor in this book is predictable and unimaginative. The jokes have been told a million times before.....typical female/housewife jokes. Dude you need some updated and original material!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love this book, its a great read.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Very funny...this light-hearted book had me laughing out loud. I loved it and will look for other books written by Dale Alderman.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Got a laugh out of most of the stories
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
While he hit many important topics, i was hoping to have laughed more. Maybe it just was not my type of humor. Other than that it was an interesting read and provided alot of insight by a man who has been through it all.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I was so disappointed in this book. It's mildly amusing in a few parts, but I could't make it more than half way through before giving up. Truly not funny. Don't waste you're time.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Very entertaining read
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
this is a man speaking of common problems and funnies were relationships are concerned.. it's ok.. don't know that I would purchase it if I had know what it was really like,
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love the cover