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Billy Clikk’s just your ordinary, run-of-the-mill . . . hero? A guy whose hobbies include skateboarding, extreme mountain biking—and a brand of snowboarding he wishes would include a few good old-fashioned body slams. Unfortunately, 12-year-old Billy’s boring home town of Piffling, Indiana, will probably never host the X Games. But that doesn’t stop him from bungee jumping off a bridge and winning the X-Sports Challenge in front of Dave’s Cycle...

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Billy Clikk’s just your ordinary, run-of-the-mill . . . hero? A guy whose hobbies include skateboarding, extreme mountain biking—and a brand of snowboarding he wishes would include a few good old-fashioned body slams. Unfortunately, 12-year-old Billy’s boring home town of Piffling, Indiana, will probably never host the X Games. But that doesn’t stop him from bungee jumping off a bridge and winning the X-Sports Challenge in front of Dave’s Cycle and Fitness.

Then one day, things suddenly get more interesting. Billy discovers his insect-exterminating parents—supposedly the best in Piffling—have been living a double life. In just a few short hours, he’s sucked into a world that his parents have been trying to hide from him. And this world is much bigger, stranger, and scarier than the one he left behind. How could his own dull parents have so many secrets that even their secrets have secrets?

On the bright side, this could be Billy’s chance to fight some real bad guys: the huge kind with teeth and too many hairy tentacles to count. Within a few hours of learning the truth, he’s flying to India and testing out some very cool James Bond–style gadgetry, things no average 12-year-old can even imagine. But before Billy can fight alongside his parents, he’ll have to prove himself. Being a hero doesn’t always mean getting the bad guy—sometimes it means keeping a cool head to figure out what’s really going on. And at the end of the day, Billy just might get to save the world—or go down trying.

Twelve-year-old Billy discovers that his parents' extermination business is really a cover for something a whole lot more sinister.

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An average boy suddenly becomes a monster-fighting hero in this action-packed read from Akiko on the Planet Smoo author Mark Crilley. Twelve-year-old Billy thinks his parents are owners of a bug extermination business in Indiana, but when he accidentally sees them on TV at a parade in the Philippines, he's not sure what to think. Soon, Billy's learned that his parents are actually top-secret agents for AFMEC -- an organization dedicated to eradicating the planet's nasty monsters (and apparently, there are a lot of them lurking around) -- and the youngster wants a piece of the action. Fortunately, the Clikks get called on a mission to India, where a spider-like orf has taken over the Taj Mahal, and Billy winds up thwarting a surprising plot to stop the Clikks and AFMEC in their tracks. With lots of laughs and a fast-paced story, Crilley's fans will find the first book his series a blast. The main character has realistic emotions and a can-do attitude, making a likable star that readers will cheer as he discovers surprises and more harrowing creatures at every turn. No doubt, you'll be reaching for more of this creatch battler. Matt Warner
Publishers Weekly
Crilley, creator of the Akiko series, introduces a new hero in an action-adventure reminiscent of the Spy Kids movies. Left alone while his parents, who supposedly run a pesticide business (Bugz-B-Gon) in Indiana, are off on another "skeeter gig," 12-year-old Billy stumbles onto the truth: Mom and Dad are agents of AFMEC (Allied Forces for the Management of Extraterrestrial Creatches), a secret organization dedicated to the control of monstrous beings that occasionally stray into human society. Even the dog is not what he appears to be-he's actually a "demi-creatch" who can shapeshift and read. Having caught his parents in a whopper, Billy now has some leverage and angles to become an "Affy," too. Despite the risks (e.g., being skinned alive or debrained by the enemy), Billy's potential access to weapons, electronics and flying vehicles trumps his fear. Unfortunately, the story winds up being less than the sum of its often appealing parts. The action starts slowly, and the climatic battle (involving a plot to blow up the Taj Mahal) introduces a villain with only a vaguely outlined motive. Crilley gets off a few good lines ("So Mom's the brains of the operation," Billy figures out) but the author stumbles, too, introducing a man with a "thick South American accent," who is actually from Guatemala. Readers drawn to the gadgetry may overlook these flaws, and the lonely latchkey life of Billy may explain his wild enthusiasm, but others may not want to spend this much time with somebody's parents. Ages 8-12. (June) Copyright 2004 Reed Business Information.
Children's Literature
Billy Clikk is just an ordinary twelve-year-old kid. He enjoys extreme sports, skateboarding, and television. Imagine his surprise when he discovers that his parents are actually secret agents who travel the world battling monsters called "creatches." At first, Billy is shocked but this feeling soon gives way to curiosity. In fact, young Billy quickly decides that he wants to be accepted into his parents' undercover organization. Billy believes that an easy way to gain their acceptance is by proving that he has inherited his parents' monster tackling skills. He ignores his parents' warnings and sneaks off to confront a terrifying orf. Billy does not win this particular battle, but he does uncover a scheme bigger and potentially more dangerous than any monster. Packed with suspense, action, and excitement, this book will capture the imaginations of many middle readers. 2004, Delacorte Press/Random House Children's Books, Ages 9 to 12.
—Denise Daley
School Library Journal
Gr 5-7-Sixth-grader Billy Clikk's family BUGZ-B-GON business has his parents working unusual hours. Then he accidentally discovers that they are actually secret agents for the Allied Forces for the Management of Extraterritorial Creatches. AFMEC operatives protect the human world from a dizzying variety of weird beasties using an array of specialized high-tech weaponry. The organization doesn't like outsiders encroaching on its secrets, so the Clikks are summoned to headquarters to explain how Billy came across the truth and caused a breach in security. Before punishment can be carried out, however, a creatch mission intervenes. A monster has burrowed beneath the Taj Mahal and Billy's folks are on the assignment list. There's no time to send the boy home, so he goes along but is warned to stay clear of danger. Determined to prove his courage, he goes after the invading beast alone and uncovers a sinister plot that threatens the very existence of AFMEC. Reminiscent of the alien-chasing Men in Black films, this story incorporates comic-book-style action-complete with sound effects ("K'CHIK")-and lively, wisecracking dialogue with a subtle message about courage and responsibility. Billy is an unlikely but likable hero who rushes heedlessly into trouble but has the creative perspective to succeed where the more conventional adults fail. Monster fans will enjoy the "creatch" descriptions and will identify with Billy as he tries to find his place in his parents' undercover world.-Elaine E. Knight, Lincoln Elementary Schools, IL Copyright 2004 Reed Business Information.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780385731119
  • Publisher: Random House Children's Books
  • Publication date: 5/25/2004
  • Series: Billy Clikk Ser.
  • Pages: 246
  • Age range: 9 - 12 Years
  • Product dimensions: 6.25 (w) x 8.38 (h) x 0.82 (d)

Meet the Author

Mark Crilley was raised in Detroit, MI. Crilley lives with his wife, Miki, and their son, Matthew, in Farmington Hills, MI, just a few miles from the streets where he grew up.

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skeeter gig. back late, don't wait up. dinner's in

the fudge. love, mom & dad

Billy Clikk read the Post-it again.

"Fridge. She meant fridge." Crumpling up the yellow square, Billy chucked it at the garbage can and watched it fly in and then bounce out onto the kitchen floor. It was the third time this week he'd come home from school to find his parents gone, leaving him to heat leftovers in the microwave, do his homework, and put himself to bed. At this point they could just leave a note reading the usual and he'd know exactly what it meant.

There was an upside, though: Billy was now free to kick back and watch his favorite TV show, Truly Twisted. He dashed into the living room, leaped over the couch, grabbed the remote, and switched on the TV.

Truly Twisted was the one program his parents said he must "never, never" watch. These guys took extreme sports to a whole new level: they once snuck into a church, climbed up the steeple, and bungee-jumped right into the middle of some guy's wedding. It was pretty awesome.

When Billy got to the channel where Truly Twisted was supposed to be airing, though, there was nothing more extreme than some lame college tennis championship. "Oh, come on!" Billy cried. They'd bumped the best show on cable for a couple of scrawny guys knocking a ball back and forth.

Billy shut off the TV and slouched back into the kitchen. He yanked open the "fudge," pulled out a brown paper bag, and peeked inside. Cold chicken curry: carryout from the Delhi Deli, an Indian restaurant down the street. Billy used to like theirchicken curry. Back before he'd eaten it once or twice a week, every week, for about three years.

Billy pursed his lips, made a farting sound, and tossed the bag back in the refrigerator. He slammed the door a lot harder than he really needed to and stared at the floor. There, next to his foot, sat the crumpled-up Post-it note.

"Are pest problems getting you down?" he said, suddenly doing a superdeep TV-commercial voice. "Then you should pick up that phone and call Jim and Linda Clikk, founders of BUGZ-B-GON, the best extermination service in all of Piffling, Indiana." He leaned down and picked up the wadded note, and as he straightened up, he added a tone of mystery to his voice. The TV commercial had turned into a piece of investigative journalism. "What makes the Clikks so busy? What drives them to spend their every waking hour on extermination jobs—'skeeter gigs,' as they call them? Is it really necessary for them to devote so much of their time and energy to saving total strangers from termites and hornets' nests? Is it just for the money, or is killing bugs some kind of a weird power trip?"

Billy took aim with the Post-it and had another shot at the garbage can. This time the note went in and stayed in.

That's more like it.

Billy changed his posture and pivoted on one foot, transforming himself once again into a reporter.

"And what of Jim and Linda's son, Billy? How does he feel about all this?" Billy went on, clutching an imaginary microphone as he strode from the kitchen back to the living room. "Well, let's ask him. Billy, how do you feel about all this?"

"You want the truth?" said Billy, switching to his own voice. "I think it stinks. I think it's a lousy way to treat a devoted son who is so bright, well behaved, and good-looking."

Billy drew his eyebrows into an expression of great sympathy: he was the reporter again. "Tell me, Billy, do you think it bothers your parents that you have to spend so many evenings at home by yourself? Do you think they feel the least bit guilty that you have to eat takeout night after night rather than home-cooked meals? Indeed, do you suppose—as your parents dash madly from one skeeter gig to another—that they even think of you at all?"

Billy stopped, stood between the couch and the coffee table, and let out a long sigh. He dropped the imaginary microphone and the phony voice along with it.

"I don't know." Billy flopped onto the couch. "Probably not."

It hadn't been so bad the previous year, when Billy's best friend, Nathan Burns, was still living in Piffling. Nathan was the only kid at Piffling Elementary who was as obsessed with extreme sports as Billy was. They used to spend practically every weekend together, mountain-biking the cliffs that led down to the Piffling River, skateboarding across every handrail in town (they both had the scrapes, bruises, and occasional fractures to prove it), and even street luging on their homemade luges, which was apparently outlawed by some city ordinance or another. The only thing Billy and Nathan hadn't tried was sneaking a ride on the brand-new Harley-Davidson Nathan's father had stashed away in the garage.

They would have tried it eventually, for sure. But then Nathan's family moved to Los Angeles for some stupid reason, his father's work or something. There were other kids at Piffling Elementary who were into extreme sports a little. They just weren't willing to risk life and limb the way Nathan was. Billy soon realized that finding a new best friend was going to take a while. In the meantime, it was looking like it would be the usual for many months to come.

Piker, Billy's Scottish terrier, lifted her head from the recliner on the other side of the room, snorted, and went back to sleep.

back late, don't wait up.

Billy had never been able to figure out why so much of his parents' work was done at night. Exterminators didn't normally work at night, did they? Were they trying to catch the bugs snoozing or something? Kids at school thought he was lucky. "If my parents left me alone at night like that," Nelson Skubblemeyer had said just the other day, "I'd be partyin' like nobody's business. I'd be, like, 'Yo, party tonight at my place. . . .' " (Nelson always said the word party as if it rhymed with saute: in spite of his name, he'd somehow convinced himself he was the coolest kid in the sixth grade.)

Billy had never thrown a party while his parents were out on a skeeter gig. He wouldn't have been able to get away with it even if he'd tried. There was someone keeping an eye on him.

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    This book was so good that I was sad when I finished it. I hope that they make more of them in the series. The book is a great book to just kick back and read. I couldn't put this book down. It is so good and I am so happy that I bought it.

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